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"I ate _______ and now I feel guilty"
Ordered 50 bucks worth of Chinese and ate a lot of it. it’s the biggest meal i’ve eaten all week bc of how much school i’ve been doing. but it was a bad idea to eat it BEFORE having the sex
I want a deep dish pizza with extra mushrooms, buffalo seitan wings, and like a bowl of ranch Pleaseeee
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
darkskinprince2: Love to see my people uplifting the community
mooserattler: jjflow: freshrosemary: allthelittlebeagles: moonblossom: mooserattler: Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite
SpongeBob SquarePants
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hollowgen: keelayjams: A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted life is fragile and beautiful
Thomas Sanders
retiredjesus: retiredjesus: someone was drinking a potato in my math class today
thequintab: I love cheese.
Best Funny
jerrielzapata: lmaooooooo
biblicalfag: scruffmeplease: weepingdildo: Wisest words of this century This is the realist shit ever spoke queen of diet tips and not having pants on
magicallyclueless: never forgetti son’s spaghetti
h0odrich: boldpapaya: zamzamafterzina: nappyheadedmaiden: I love this! I like this I’m in love with this oh my god… he told the girl who started the hashtag to stop taking credit for what he started and when she told him that she turned it
tinymelee: squad goals
hillergoodspeed: was going to eat this orange for lunch but we’re friends now and i would never eat him.
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
ruinedchildhood: HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY
martinmourning: getfitnotslim: true story Source?
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
illegalaustralien: same
new currency
flopkween: BOLONY FUDGIN MUSTARD MY LIFE IS BEING RUINED BY THE INTERNET
Mrs. Mia Wallace
roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
shelfofawesome: halalturk: theshitneyspears: “is that you?”“……………….yah.” this is the best thing I watched today oh my god bradley
oprah was here
fartgallery: I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home
bumbakvetch: ycontuespiritu: freexcitizen: memewhore: Truly on a higher plane than the rest of us. I want to kick the shit out of the person who posted this what’s this say? I can’t read
shittyidea: Write nice messages to the chef by smearing ketchup on the plates
lzo: gamgee: you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it
yanderechild: @dragolla
typheus: tbh if steven kings twitter ain’t relatable then I don’t know what is
obviousplant: Stay safe out there
coryy: My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.
extraextraex: “beautiful braids!”“they are sausages”
wwinterweb: Funny Protest Signs (see 40 more)
byrdierose: bruhita: how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down He’s our new president
averagefairy:i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s
tastefullyoffensive: “Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”
trevenant:I know I say “big mood” a lot, but I just saw someone walk into a frozen yogurt shop in a black lace cloak and a top hat and honestly
tastefullyoffensive: Enhance (via arbili)
I just had the most wicked craving for iced coffee ever.. ugh.
jncos: why would i go to mcdonalds and get murdered for the special rick & morty sauce when i can go to burger king any time of the day and get murdered for free?
Me, to all my friends: it’s always good to start your day off with a healthy breakfast! Fruits are a really nice, tasty way of getting plenty of vitamins and minerals that you need.Me, in this exact moment, as I lay in bed: yunno… that stale,
Benvenuti a tutti!
thegarnet: thegarnet: remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something
skincaredonethat:having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
animatedtext: a few of you have asked where my avatar is from. here is the original post i made a year ago <3
honeybottledrip:this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
rcktpwr: lmaonade: i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?
