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nixxatnight: It’s summer! Time when lazy dragons go to lavish resorts and completely take advantage of all the food, pampering and freedom. Often they end up quite a lot heavier than they started, sometimes from food, sometimes from a whole lot of
kosa0504: I’m in the mood for some German food. Best meal I’ve ever eaten: Schnitzel mit Spargel und Kartoffel :) Food like this all over my dash tonight. Fuck I’m so hungry D:
typette: alexandraerin: som3thing-cl3v3r: workingamerica: Fast food workers “occupying” Wall Street. #imlovinit If you can’t fucking survive on fucking ů.25 go to fucking school and get another fucking job. Those people who run the fucking
incendiaryshogun: high-tops: peachesandsoporslime: What is this panda SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT. 1GN1S, 1S TH1S YOU >:? Where is all the damn bamboo!? Fuck your tv! Fuck your human food! Fuck your computer! I want my bamboo!
mysexywetworld: Lo rebloggo di nuovo… hai visto mai :D i’m not even kidding. i’m so past the point of presents. i’d much rather stay in, fuck, relax, fuck, eat food, fuck some more, relax, fuck again…etc, rinse and repeat
realfoodfoodie: Classic Puerto Rican Food OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING NEED THIS LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVEN’T HAD A CLASSIC DISH LIKE THIS SINCE I WENT TO MY GRANDMA’S THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO. See the problem here is my mom knows how
ah well it took longer than usual but I hit the “I need to get out of this fucking house” moment. because my parents left food out in the open and my dog keeps trying to get at it and IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE FOOD IN A PANTRY
faeriegoth: tallfriend: lovedogs1990: takingbackourculture: madrantings: redplebeian: Whole Foods, proving once again that Corporate America knows precisely which side the police state is on, theirs Fuck whole foods *purses lips*- Jess What the
melissatheamazing: rachelreportslife: can i just say how much i love the fact that the healthiest food is also the prettiest? Chicken liver is one of the healthiest foods available Fucking gorgeous
what kind of mother are you to be giving your own child the silent treatment what the fuck are you fucking five.
pkgm: liftedandgiftedd: FUCK ME UPPPPP Gimme!!!!
I just feel disgusting no matter what or how much I eat I fucking hate feeling like this.i just want to sleep
I fucking hate feeling so nauseous and sick and fat and bloated and disgusting. I have to vomit, but I can’t. I feel so disgusting it’s sick. I am such a baby when it comes to this.
I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but
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Fuck Yeah, Baked Goods!
julroses: fuck me Oh my
chickpeatramp: Weekend goal: perfect seitan stroganoff, fucked by an angel banana chocolate peanut butter weed cake
yamcans: FUCK YES MUSHED PASMASHIS YESSSSSSSS
That Hampton creek chipotle mayo is so fucking good
weedandpatchouli: These eggs smell like farts and wet dog fucking gross It’s weird how when you go vegan you can smell the funk from animal products. Like when my coworkers ordered pizza (and apologized to me for not thinking about me lol) I could
I saw a headline today that read “if meat causes cancer, what can we eat?” Are. You. Fucking. Serious
My best friend asked me if I would rather have wine or food and I couldn’t answer him
I am so fucking hungry.
recovering-for-dance: fuck calories, fuck what the scale says, fuck clothes sizes, fuck not seeing your friends just to avoid food, fuck crying over an apple, fuck binging, fuck purging, fuck skipping meals, fuck not feeling good enough, fuck missing
homosexyautomaton: why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.
virgno: haveitjoeway: themaddfeminist: jen-jen-jen-jen: soundssimpleright: coolthingoftheday: Adorable Japanese hamster bread. (Source) Are you fucking kidding me. there’s no way in hell I could take a bite out of these It has a butthole
aaaaa42: “your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?” “he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
revscarecrow: children playing it fucking real
asian: Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut
professor-maple-mod: phoenix-phoenix: stuckinremission: “Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“ Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG. Holy shit
wingbeifong: y’all need to learn to let people who like pineapple on their pizza live their fucking lives. who are we hurting? eat your anchovies bitch
snortinghotcheetos: toastradamus: I can’t wait for Christmas so I can eat oreos filled with the congealed blood of Christ what the fuck is wrong with you
rwiggly: dear-travis: kenyatta: As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days. This is still funny to me. lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out
sistermaryfake: veryfemmeandantifascist: heuhije: bittymoonbear: loveandddrevenge: are tea bombs the new thing I really hope so i goddamn fucking need this YES ok so I translated and it’s green tea with frozen dried raspberries and now I really
brigwife: kidouyuuto: how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme *800 years of war*
marceddy: gunter didnt give a fuck
noahlathotep: neckwear: I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE What the fuck
please, call me duncan
criedwolves: grovyle: secsebaybee: grovyle: Pictured: Sasuke Uchiha eating a jelly donut in solitude. THAT IS A BEAN PASTE FILLED ONIGIRI YOU LITTLE SHIT!! Jesus-fucking-shit-on-a-shingle-Christ, do you not see the goddamn seaweed wrapping on the
scenephile: What’s a fuck-ass?
matduka: idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound
nikkiggg292: sleepyblackgirl: zinge: awkward-blackgirl: hoekagei: stayingwoke: rebelliousrebe: themonalydia: chrissongzzz: 🤔😊 smfh pathetic Re-fucking-diculous Smh “I guess I’ll have a new daughter” I’m so glad there’s
multi-purpose-solution: pi4nobl4ck: pi4nobl4ck: hmmmm Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
striders: staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
everygothgirlisgay: bottommemes: yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀 you mean crust?? you want fucking crust??
honeybottledrip:this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
i don't get it...how am i too broke for food stamps??
do-not-touch-my-food: Brown Butter Apple Custard Pie
AY ALL YALL BITCHES as it turns out, I’m actually a pretty fucking fabulous cook. I only cook two things really, but they’re pretty fucking good. My usual is enchiladas, but I learned how to make artichoke heart noodles and dey iz guud
Abort mission!!! While getting free food from my co-worker (that I’m now friends with) is nice, I’m not liking the clicking noises that he’s started making at me or his comments on my looks >:/
Why is pizza with chorizo, onion, and jalapenos so fucking good omfg this is how pizza should always be
jen-iii:Can anyone link me that one vine of this dude getting like a snack or whatever from a fridge and then like, a trashcan or something pops up and he starts screaming but continues to grab the food before running off? We have an assignment for my
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