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Fml, can’t sleep, but hey guess what? It’s #milfmonday in #barriogirls land so I always start it and end it with the #og herself. The one from the east San Jose Barrio!! The #BG #OG herself…. @aabbylicious @aabbylicious @aabbylicious
Fml if it wasnt for pandora this traffic would be killin my morning ðŸ‘💃 #pandora #worktraffic #velolsternation #velosterraptor #velosterdotorg #remixedition #princeroyce #aventura #thelast #yoquisieraamarla #bachat #goodmorning (at I-95 South)
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FML: no more standing on chairs to get great camera angles.
How Wahrsager spent their only day off. And I just got my new spiral guide for my dremel too…
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FML. Im dying over this one.
fml. wiwd.
Good Lord
FML… Now I’m hungry!
FML… I am weak to a woman wearing an Ass Plug
FML, another parking ticket :(
kumeko: In the end, the only person Charles could trust with his dream was Eric.
In a day of the life of: Starring Me @ work.
I can't wait to see what Thursday and Friday have in store for me.
Snowed in
No air conditioning . Fuckin gr8.
I wish i was able to go to a tumblr meetup :(
4gifs: One of those days.
I printed something out, not knowing the printer was low on ink. The picture ended up all weird and streaky, not at all the way I intended. It was on expensive paper, so I didn’t throw it out. Everyone who’s seen it thinks it’s great.
So I stealth my way through the Big Bank DW like a pro. No one sees me (no one who’s still alive, anyway) as I hack computers and stick severed thumbs into keypads. I slip past the laser detectors, get to the vault, get inside, drill and lock pick
Me: Just going to write a hot dream sequence to set up the romantic comedy beat.Also me: The two characters are now going to have a heart to heart instead!
fml I gained back 14 pounds since I stopped going to the gym & boxing
kochokoi: one-million-medics: fauxrebel: vorchamafia: termsofenragement: aeonfrodo: blauwegiraf: ryoutashota: whittacker: adriofthedead: I am the AMAZING FLAMING TORNADO AWESOME SCREAMING PRINCESS unbelievable friendly goat thanks amazing
omg everything is so bright fuck this headache. Imma lie down before it gets later and I wind up sleeping too long jghdfsd
I wonder if anons have ever thought that maybe the people they are attacking are damaged too…. but of course i’m taking the moral highground and therefore i am scum of the earth
Dame Edna: Caitlyn Jenner and Transgender Women Are 'Mutilated' Men | Advocate.com
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I try not to say anything to make it worse and by doing just that, I made it worse.
FML… *faps to hair…. tries to ignore eyebrows*
FML. *holds a bucket under her chin* THAT OUTFIT IS A BIT TOO OPEN EREMES Y'KNOW. SHIT MIGHT ENSUE.
I feel as if my life is starting to revolve around bronzeshipping.....
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So it turns out that my boyfriend and I both have feelings for the same straight man, who’s committed to a long term monogamous relationship. Frankly its not a fun thing, but I try to laugh at the situation because we both still really want to be
Fuck my ass...
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You know what’s more stressful than possibly living paycheck to paycheck, possibly having to buy a new car, possibly have my father in law drive me home to Colorado? Having my husband not talk to me about any of this shit because it stresses him
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It’s like I’m a magnet for guys that are in the service.
