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yoooooo if anyone wants me to embroider them something and they wouldn’t mind tossing a few dollars my way that’d be super appreciated.
70sscifiart: Bill Watterson, creator of the beloved comic strip Calvin & Hobbes, is notoriously private. Since he retired in 1995, he has given so few interviews that his latest one, for Mental Floss in 2013, shocked even that magazine’s editor
assholewatcher: this reminded me to floss
mightytinygiant: elamantemenguante: Rope Play Artist: GTSX3D Fuck. Yes.Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous and demeaning, like dental floss. Or something sensual and pretty, like silk embroidery thread. Or pretty and shiny, like Christmas
gypsy-floss: \
prince-floss:
whisperofwhimsy: f-a-i-r-e:maggieehall:strugglingthroughsociety:mind-of-candy-floss:b-ak3d:setbabiesonfire:impala-sonic-deductions:vivere-est-ars:every woman on tumblr should have this on their dashAnd every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing
thebimbochaser: Floss.
dailybikinis: Thick girl in ass floss thong.
bootyisyummy: Sexy butt floss
aradiachel: dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough
lemonsnot: dorabambibell: lemonsnot: dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough This is weird. Because toarrow Im goin to the dentist:3 fucking incredible
nedahoyin: doulaness: Just stumbled upon this tweet from February: Neil calling out Mental Floss for lightening his skin. WELP..
shouldnt: I positive I’ve masturbated more times in my life than I’ve flossed.
llbwwb: (via 500px / Who’s Got The Floss? by Scott E. Allen)
deeeskye: Candy floss mom 💕
dr-floss: Show mom 8,)
dr-floss: Medieval Pearl??? Idk this was sitting in my sketchbook and I decided to color it
dr-floss: My wife,,,,, I love her so much
dr-floss: Give me more of her,,,, I beg you
dr-floss: “Fusion, freedom; her attention.”
dr-floss:The general and her knight.
kendalroys: “wait till you see what I floss with.” better call saul 2.01 “switch”
argumate: michaelsgambit: TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH. this isn’t behind the scenes footage, just a shot from the show, right
ravinginwonderland: sheislegend: Some things never change apparently your flossing habits did.
psybelius: I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
folk-punk: dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
thechantellebrett: electric—acid: pale-0rgasm: pale-0rgasm: prince-floss: pretty + pale blog ☹ ”“”Pale 0rgasM””“ more ☞do you like it rough?☜
i have nothing but respect for ppl from all walks of life but if theres 1 thing i have a strong dislike for is… ppl who like to be showy. “flossing” showing off. ultimately if you look at society as a whole the way it is now…ppl
Scaling on a patient with poor flossing/brushing habits:
saxeortho: Flossing doesn't fully count unless every tooth is favored :)
WHEN I ASK A PATIENT IF THEY ARE FLOSSING
thatmrssmithgirl: This is why floss never gets invited to parties. :(
Groovy Nigga From The Floss
hi-gienist:Beep beep, floss motherfuckers!
cuddlesandrage: Floss Every Day
coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly
morristibbs: bigtuna108: morristibbs: cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day if you
getoutoftherecat: Just a friendly reminder to be careful what you leave out (rubberbands, qtips, string, jewelry, floss, etc). one reader’s cat swallowed 10-15 rubberbands. he made it out of surgery and he’s expected to make a full recovery, but
filledwiththislight: Things my dentist has actually said to me: “Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.” “When was the last time you flossed? Your gums
jennstarkid: doctorwhoyoulookinat: I’ve never seen anyone eating candy floss so seriously “I am the oncoming storm”
danielradcliffedaily: Daniel Radcliffe photographed by Dale May for Mental Floss Magazine (2014)
carsandboobs: Flossing
realcoupleasia: My gf in thongs ..lol That, my friend, is called a dental floss! But it works just fine. 😘😍😂
sissyjessicachance: mmmmm, love butt floss Oh I so d
neurofunkymonkey: you gotta floss everyday! 😜
sassysharpshooter: s0car: willoughbywallabywoo: “Tiny Bow & Arrow” What you’ll need: - sharp knife - popsicle stick - q-tip -dental floss omfg this is awesome… gonna do later.
