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trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Things I’ve told my five year old sister (subject to additions)This train just goes in circles. This is the 8th layer of hell.Oh, that small door leads to the room they keep children. They run on
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Things I’ve told my five year old sister (subject to additions)This train just goes in circles. This is the
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Things I’ve told my five year old sister (subject to additions)
trashfirefallon: Things I’ve told my five year old sister (subject to additions) This train just goes in circles. This is the 8th layer of hell. Oh, that small door leads to the room they keep children. They run on hamster wheels to power the library
x-i-l-verify: earthdad: a young child: *tells me basic knowledge* me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000: #one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made
enfant–terrible: spatscolombo: spatscolombo: It’s honestly both very sweet and very metal that Aziraphale and Crowley both chose to manifest as middle-aged from day one They could have been shredded twenty-five year olds for eternity but without
cryptid-sighting: this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something
zombieseamonster:zombieseamonster:zombieseamonster:five year olds having a discussion is literally that philosophers painting 5yo a: I found yellow pelican feather 5yo b: no thats from the craft box5yo a: but it Comes from some where first, the teachers
Reasons I am a five year old:
handsomedogs: Teddy the Norfolk Terrier is five years old since last month! This is just after a bath.
enouement: doublejoeseven: neko-shadow: ow ow owowowowow puns hurt Puns are glorious. reading every single one of these was like getting slapped in the face by a five year old
Actual five year olds.
So, yesterday, one of my vanilla friends made a post on facebook that included self describing as “a five year old who pays her bills on time.” We’ve talked before about how we’re not real adults and we’re just pretending, and she’s someone
the-cosmic-five-year-old: sorry: one day i’m going to rule the world, but until then you’ll find me in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist
reachingforyourhand: ronthedistance: contagiousserenity: thenaebyrd777: onewordtest: Oh well okay then Good job Disney channel WOOO HOOO!!!!!!! This show got cancelled because of this no literally they canceled the show and a five year old actor
raraadsel: Day three of our CMBYN pilgrimage part 1 Fontanile Quarantina. It’s a bit of a bloody trek with a whinging five year old who has developed an unhealthy obsession with throwing stones in the water, but when you get there, there’s hours
ask-candlelight: A five year old asked me yesterday… I nearly slapped him..
improper: “gapped tooth bitch” Getting it fixed is such a debatable subject, I knocked my own three front teeth out at five years old and the gum surgery to fix it could have been done a lot better.
epikalia: remyreaper: THOR YOU PRECIOUS FIVE YEAR OLD reblogging for that accurate commentary.
ciritus: actual five years old
zetsumichan: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP goofing around in a children’s playground like five-year-olds.
I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
thevintagebears: Reminds me of the time I blew that fifty-five year old Turkish cabbie in NYC.
chrstmascracker: This is what happens when you enter their store two minutes before closing when you have a five year old village that you still play daily. Trust me my dad works at nintendo.
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axelutelyperfect: please look at actual five year old seth rollins it’s very important
pikaballoons: here we go oh my god help i am eternally five years old
allthecanadianpolitics: Today marks the 26th anniversary of the École Polytechnique massacre, in Montreal, Canada. A cowardly, misogynic act which left 14 promising women dead, simply because they were women: Twenty-five-year-old Marc Lépine, armed
boymeetsworldtradecenter: one time deadmouse picked a fight with a friend and i for talking to eachother about not liking his music. I was like, what, 16? he picked a fight with a 16 year old for not liking his music. So we just start taking the piss
cryptid-sighting:this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something
paperderp: Five Year Old Derpy by punzil504 OMG cute <3
pinkcookiecloud: So far my summer has been full of magic and wonder. I saw the King Tut exhibit with donna and caroline, AND i fed fishies at the reservation with cindy. Well, she watched as my inner five year old had some fun :) Best summer ever,
hobbitzombie: Aidan is five years old and has leukemia. He is currently undergoing chemotherapy. He’s also a budding artist and draws great monsters. To help pay for his medical bills, his artwork is for sale. This kid’s kinda cute :) I like
allcreatures: Five-year-old Siberian tigers Wassja and Mandschu play with a giant snow ball at Wuppertal Zoo in Germany. Picture: BARBARA SCHEER / ANIMAL PRESS / BARCROFT MEDIA
rachelgellergreen: Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says I want to hang out with Tina Fey’s daughter. Is that weird?
Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers “Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?”
A post I made on LJ with outright shitty, potentially triggering terminology in a fic masterpost from a Bandom Big Bang fic I DON’T HAVE THE ABILITY TO EDIT.
hoooly shit my tumblr is five years old today
I Remade
newlasvegashotel:i ahev a cute new way of drawing Batdog @neasuraI love it get on my blog
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon has been de-aged into a five-year-old (only their body changes; they get to keep their memories and their intelligence level remains the same) and you have to take care of them until they return to normal. Hmmm…
brothwinchester: Actual Five Years Old (x)
doyougifwhat-igif: TIME FOR THE TRUTH ABOUT RETSUKO TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD - OK I’M A SCORPIO AND MY BLOOD TYPE IS A I COME TO KARAOKE ALL THE TIME AND BRING MY MIC AND THEN I- mo’ gifs || aggretsuko gifs || support the blog
thepookah: candiikismet: thebatfaminsta: whitepeopletwitter: Screw it One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!”
ocean-of-franks: imsoshive: y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol Dad: “Hey, how was school today?Five Year Old: “Lemme tell you my guy.”
celestialdeth:popsunner:Reason why, based on past and current experiences, I would be the worst main character in a horror movie:1. One time I was babysitting my siblings and I heard a loud thump so I went up to check on my five year old brother and he
uomo-accattivante:A five-year-old child, Carver, sent Baby Yoda to firefighters in Oregon to thank them for all of their efforts.They now take him everywhere:Thank you, firefighters! 🙏Il materiale di origine: Baby Yoda fights fires (Facebook)This is
wifeysweetntasty: riskyheartyllama: This is a true experience by “D” (F26), happily submitted for your enjoyment. Conversations With D: Part 1 When I was young, like four or five years old, I used to bathe with my parents. Sometimes with my mom,
adriofthedead: feyminism: Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says Tina Fey’s daughter may be the one person I like more than Tina Fey
“I can’t stop drawing on my wall” is a problem a five year old should have but here I am ♂ || ig: deadthrall
lizdexia: chublacka: mediamattersforamerica: Fox Nation turns five years old this week. We compiled some of their most insane headlines. Performance art. “Why is Hillary dressing like a communist?”
genderdemoness: im referring to ppl who cloak their ideology in inaccessible + academic language for no actual reason as the nerdgeoisie from now on + i invite u all to join me
chipperow-blog: Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers “Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks.
dragon-ice: kasukasukasumisty: Steven Universe - So Many Birthdays (Sneak Peek) Steven learns that the Gems are thousands of years old and decides to make up for all the thousands of birthdays they’ve missed. AHHH I NEED THIS ONE NOW KNEW IT YES
