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littlekinky: “Daaaaaadeeeee!” ”You said you wanted to play, little girl, but I make the rules. You have five seconds to decided if you want to stop and…” ”NO! DONT STOP!” “Then
crockpotcauldron: Boring old werewolf instincts: Sexual jealousy Constant aggression Rigid hierarchy Must win sports Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™ Eat people Cool new werewolf instincts: There is no five second rule Corvids are friends Hang out
stevethestove: does the five second rule apply when you drop it like its hot
House Rule #377 When the door shuts, and My heels hit the tile… IF…I do not feel…within five seconds…a set of lips against My instep… I start breaking things. And I don’t mean the china.
tastefullyoffensive: “At long last, rabbit takes his carrot throne. And he attempted to rule wisely and justly for all of five seconds. Then his insatiable hunger destroyed his sanity.” [video] (photo by wallacemk)
kaththedragon: thealphapigeon: thealphapigeon: Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule Sweatpants count as a
molly-ren: crockpotcauldron: Boring old werewolf instincts: Sexual jealousy Constant aggression Rigid hierarchy Must win sports Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™ Eat people Cool new werewolf instincts: There is no five second rule Corvids are friends
misskitkatcupcake: happy-healthy-soul: I really hate this idea of “clean” eating. There’s nothing dirty about a chocolate bar unless you dropped it on the floor, which is why humanity invented the Five Second Rule. So much wise
stacysdad: *drops the bass* *scrambles to pick it up* FIVE SECOND RULE IT’S STILL GOOD
hotteenagechicks: Remember the five-second rule
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