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Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
I’ve gotten myself off so much while listening to Miguel’s Wildheart album that I started getting turned on from the beginning notes of the first song.
secretlifeofmimi: Flannel sheets always remind me of the first girl I dated. How I loved running my fingers through her long thick black hair and can never forget the way she tasted. Awe! I just saw this. She and I are dating again and it’s umm
Friend: hahaha omg your so cute! When I met you I wanted to date you so hard! You are just so cute! Me:*jokingly flips hair and smirks* I know I’m adorable the best the-… *freezes and stutters* wait what. Friend: yeah when I first met you I wanted
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I just popped an Adderall for the first time in over a year I’m a little terrified What if I need it again later What if it doesn’t work What if I have to go back to taking pills every day Why can’t I just be normal.
I’m about to watch the first Hobbit movie. I’ve never seen it before so this will be fun :-)
XD first they weren’t playing this movie in my local theater and now they don’t have this movie in stock at the store I have a gift card for. FML
Dad: “Are you hungry?”Me: “Yes”Me: “But I don’t feel like eating”Dad: “But you just said you’re hungry.”Me: “But I don’t feel like eating”Me: “I feel like going on my computer.”Me: “….Well technically first spraying
So Etrian Odyssey requires a great deal of care and time commitment to play. Which I don’t have.But these are my FAVORITE games. Have always been. Trying out the first one was the best gaming decision I ever made. So fuck me if I’m not going
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
I have to keep it together…I feel like dropping right fucking now but there’s still so much more to do. I’ve been preparing for DAYS including packing. Travel. Is so stressful. FUCK. I’m going to my first-ever con. Nervous because
Replayin ace attorney phoenix wright trilogy. How did I not appreciate her properly the first several playthroughs? Fave prosecutor. If any followers haven’t played this game, she’s an 18yo prodigy from Germany who calls everyone fools and
So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely?So, what’s a girl to do? Apply for
004mog: So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely? So, what’s a girl to do?
Sooooooooooo I forgot that today was a holiday and the library might be closed. The first thing I did today was my leave-the-house routine. Which takes me 2 ½ hours. I…..feel like today is a colossal waste so far. I have other errands,
Omg omg omg I just got home from my first tabletop rpg since I was 10/11 I by lucky chance found out that the gaming shop which was previously only running pokemon and magic had just started a fucking dnd campaign I HAVE WANTED TO PLAY DND FOR YEARS,
I got my first horse in Zelda and named it Kylux 😎
Something amazing– When my depression was at its worst, from August 2015 to March 2016. When I, generally speaking, didn’t find any enjoyment out of anything. I watched Parks and Rec for the first time during this window. And I got so much
finishing case 5 of spirit of justice was like, the first and only time i’ve wanted a tattoo.i’ve had non-permanent obsessions before, and considering that i’ve previously felt “do not want” about tattoos, i’m not going to just drive down
I am not ready to go back to work. This was literally the first time I took time off for myself (not for a con, not to move) since I started working in 2013. Not ready, I enjoyed not working too much, the figurative tears are flowing
So, last night after I went out drinking with some of the DND group for the first time and found out I am among some regular BDSMersI proceeded to have a dream where the DM forced me to be his sex slavePart of the dream was me trying to escape my fate
Ugh must stay strong! No napping yet! Not til my first shift ends at 3:30!
I love going on a FEMM kick. Such a shame that I used to find this music genre boring. (Fxxk Boyz Get Money was absolute love at first listen though! I listened to that on repeat for a week when it came out)Half the experience is the visual part,
I made it back to my parents’ house somewhere before 1 AM last night. I was updating on FB first because that’s what my friends I made down there use, and I am quickly getting Social Media Fatigue. I’m doing fine and all my family will
Today was sooo busy so much happenedFirst, got up early to get ready to drive and see @lantur for the first time. I’ve been following lantur since 2012 when I found a LoK fanart of her fic Strings. The premise hooked me; I just had to read it. Five
2018: got sick last weekend of August2017: got sick first weekend of September2016: got sick mid- or late September2015: I remember not having my voice in OctoberEvery time at the doctor: no I have no allergies
well this isn’t the first time I’ve had this thought but it’s been enough of a pattern that I now feel comfortable saying officially:the wrist brace does not help, it makes it worse
herbgerblin:In the tags of the post regarding the current taz gn artists compensation, I saw some confusion about what the orginal terms of agreement were. So this is a personal summation. Keep reading
For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that at the moment, I love Geometry. Our homework is to draw shapes. There’s not even any math involved. We’re just drawing shapes. And it’s so much fun.
AVENGED SEVENFOLD FUCKING KILLED IT LIVE TONIGHT. THE ENCORE WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC. BEEN WAITING SIX YEARS TO SEE THEM LIVE AND GOD DAMNIT IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT. FIRST TIME AT MAYHEM FEST 2014 AND IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Love how the first snapchat I get after publicly sharing it is a dick pic. Not to say I didn’t expect that, but are you serious? Cmon. Be mature. Be a REAL man. Sick of this shit. THAT’S NOT WHAT I USE SNAPCHAT FOR. Y'ALL SOME NASTIES
brutaljuice: I can’t text someone first without feeling like I’m annoying them and it fucking sucks because all I want to do is talk to them for hours but I can’t so overtime they start to think that I’m losing interest in them and we stop talking
I think the worst part about all of this is that for the first time in my life, I do not want Christmas to come this year. I’ve been through way too much these past 12 months and specifically in the past 3 that I just don’t want to have to
Left my house for the first time in 3 weeks since coming back to mom’s. Got all dressed up to take a walk to get my haircut and then went to Sonic to grab some food and visit my hard working friend, Cameron for a few minutes. On the way back, I
I’m literally trying to communicate when I’m alone but no luck :/ I’m not just sitting here waiting for people to talk to me first. I’m literally sending messages here and there, waiting for replies, and trying not to sound so
Three panic attacks and it hasn’t even been a month since the first one. What the actual fuck?
First person to say 'Master' owns my muse as a slave for five days.
My girlfriend’s first love will forever be dogs, but now she has made space for cats as well.
MY CHILDHOOD IS BEING RAPED WORSE THAN A JERRY SANDUSKY PEDOPHILIA VICTIM. First, there were news of Michael Bay being involved in the a new TMNT film, turning them from mutated turtles into space rangers or some gay shit like that. Now there’s
Went to show my printer (hope he likes a lot of d) the first draft of the book that has eaten my sanity and my life recently, which (alongside 1000 other things) explains why I’ve been a bit M.I.A lately. Really exciting things happening really soon
first batch of rough notes finished, now to write them up all tidy like
I am proud to say that I am the proud designer, seamstress and owner of my first leather outfit. I can’t wait to pull this costume together and show it off at con.
I went on Chatroulette for the first time last night and saw:
I want to go do stuff, but I promised that I’d wait for a package. But the doorbell only works on the second floor. And my clothes are on the first. And I want to shower. But you know that as soon as I get into the shower, the UPS guy will come.
I don’t think I entirely understood the satisfaction of “reclaiming” a word, until a few months ago. I IDed as a lesbian for the first year of college, until the label didn’t really work for me. I was realizing I wasn’t
Going home for the first time since July tomorrow. Hah. Hahahah. Hahahahahahah. Hah.
One of my co-workers that graduated last year was in a serious accident. I’m reading updates from his family. It’s weird reading that he can’t speak. All of my memories about him are about him speaking. He was one of the first
My mom just asked me I’m scared of being involved in a school shooting, because I want to teach. This is the first thing she’s talked to me about minus the storm. I…
I’m wearing my binder for the first time evaaaar. Getting it on was comical. Graham had to help me. But this means I can finally work on my cosplay yessssss good.
I’m watching Hedwig & the Angry Inch with a big group for the first time ever. I’m so nervous that I’m going to cry oh gosh.
Does anyone have any movies/music/books to give them a genderqueer-related pick-me-up? Because today has been the first day in awhile I’ve felt particularly upset/full of dysphoria and I could use something to make me feel less alone.
I’m going to buy a banjo and write a folk punk ep about Fili and Kili. The first song is going to be dedicated to my body pillow and its going to be entitled “its not incest if they’re on other sides of the bed” Then there will
Today on: adventures in co-habitation Graham almost drove off the road today, because he was laughing too hard over the first few lines of “Same Love” by Macklemore.
OKAY! I got to sleep in for the first time in a long while and I’M READY TO WRITE YAY. I will not be on here for (hopefully) a long while, but I will be on Skype accepting words of encouragement! If you want my handle, message me! Let’s
I got moriar-tea’s snk fanbook and IT CAME WITH A V CUTE HANJI SKETCH, BECAUSE I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FIFTY PEOPLE TO ORDER IT. I tried to emulate their excitement and take a selfie with it, but it’s very hard to appear as excited about titans
Welpppp p pppp I’m teaching world history for ninth graders. I’m split between two teachers. I talked to the main one, and she was super duper friendly and enjoyed my enthusiasm. first day of school is monday let’s do this!!!!!!!!
I’m having people come over and hang out with me for the first time since I lost a significant amount of friends. And……… I don’t really have a plan what to do. Fuck.
making graham watch zoolander for the first time uuuuuuuh yeah.
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
