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It was just a little joke. She convinced herself of that. They were just going to go to the costume party with her dressed as a slutty, private school girl and he would be dressed up as the stern headmaster. She complained a little, at first, about the
A Testimonial“I did it as a joke at first - changed the gender option on the Chronivac and dialed up every sexy-as-fuck option to the max.”“And wow, it felt good.”“Real good.”“I went from weird cat lady of the
burleskateer:Vintage cover design to “Strip Tease Stories”; as published by ‘Americana Press’ in 1949.. A small digest of bawdy stories and stag jokes, they were most likely sold by candy butchers (or in the lobbies) at Burlesque theatres..
arielries:Instead of capturing Peach… Bowser wants to capture…. LUIGI’S HEART?!?! i made a joke tweet then drew the first one kind of jokingly and then it all became too real and i can’t pass it off as a joke anymore i apologise to my family
modbec: I’m not sorry. GOSH DARN IT REBECCA! XD YOU HAVING FUN?? XDXD Sheesh, I don’t even know what to say XD
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of the genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. Enjoy it!
fluffy-omorashi: Non omo friend, desperate:ohhhh noooo i need to pee sooo bad. *embarrassing potty dance* I…I-I don’t tink I can hold it anymore nyyyaaa..*hands between legs shaking*Me, a omo slut, trying to play it cool:
lizardsister: literally the most BASIC holocaust/sociology class will teach you that jokes targeted at a specific group of people are one of the base steps of oppression and eventual genocide because it dehumanizes a group and once a group is seen less
sallymolay: The Trans Art of Daniel ArzolaI’m Not A Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) was begun in Venezuela by writer, illustrator, and activist Daniel Arzola. It became the first Venezuelan viral campaign that through art raised awareness of the prejudice
randomliven: bloggernasibatman: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) No joke. Every
animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give
lord-anfelo: First of all : IT’S A JOKE , Dont take it so seriously
tokillapromqueen: nakklepiggy: arielries: Instead of capturing Peach… Bowser wants to capture…. LUIGI’S HEART?!?! i made a joke tweet then drew the first one kind of jokingly and then it all became too real and i can’t pass it off as a joke
First full body transplant is two years away, surgeon claims
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
straightshitonly: Everytime I Get Hard My Homie Thinks Its So Funny To Grab My Dick💀At First He Did It As A Joke And I Would Slap His Hand Away But Sometimes It Just Feels So Good That I Just Let Him Do Whatever He Want. (Ps… We Not Gay 🙄🙄🙄
yoshi12370: My reaction to Superfamily pre-Avengers movie My reaction to Superfamily post-Avengers movie Superfamily was cute, comic based joke that wasn’t really everywhere but was funny. Then the MCU fandom latched onto it and it mutated to the
existencialistsdungeon:At first she thought he was joking, about her living in the doghouse - but after the first and then the second day had past without him making any moves intending to let her back to the house, she realized that it wasnt a joke and
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
ok, here’s that terrible joke I was talking about. It’s based on this post I made earlier today (which in turn was based on an answer at the AT/SU panel at SDCC) and its just a Mean Girls quote. Drew this super quick so its sloppy as heck.
Pretty much everyone’s first thought upon meeting the new Gems in “Are You My Dad?”
coelasquid: impractical-and-unethical: chaoticpolarity: mlpwishywashy: scaliefox: suarez-baez: My favorite joke from tonight’s Sonic Boom. TOOK ME A MINUTE. I didn’t catch at first it was also a shout-out to Roger Craig Smith (Sonic’s VA) and
alienby:The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spearsThey did the same joke in 1965 involving The Beatles.
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
u think in some point of their relationship oikawa ever went down on iwaizumi and just gives him this sultry look and whispers “hajime,” before stupidly adding “mashite” or maybe saying it when iwaizumi asks oikawa to call him by his first name
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
hypnoswriter:Listening to the voice in the headphones Olivia could no longer resist. At first it had been a joke to play along with the MP3 that she had been sent by an anonymous fan, an arousing little role play with herself to pretend that she was being
thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.
sephezade: gayerluke: wolfvalkyrie: gayerluke: security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in why is this so fucking funny it’s a joke Okay, but Mrs. Watkins
constiellation: Favourite Dean/Cas moments ~ 10x09 “The Things We Left Behind”“I ain’t exactly a role model.”“That’s not true.” I like how at first Dean laughs it off like it’s joke, then realizes it’s Cas, Cas doesn’t
krash-zone: Poor Jenni, who’s slowly becoming the butt of the joke! :P At first it were just Shocker and Ice taking their fees, now the boss herself is taking her part! At this rate, she’ll never get rich – unless we’re talking protein-rich!
mamonna: synchronous drawing with Mornauro! Because noosphere has us. Text: - What, nothing?- …- Not a single joke?- …- Usually you are far more chatty.- First, it’s humiliating. Second, cut off these fucken missiles. And third, get fragged,
toastpotent: gayerluke: wolfvalkyrie: gayerluke: security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in why is this so fucking funny it’s a joke
nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American
Marvel: Captain America was Hydra all along
chaoticpolarity: mlpwishywashy: scaliefox: suarez-baez: My favorite joke from tonight’s Sonic Boom. TOOK ME A MINUTE. I didn’t catch at first it was also a shout-out to Roger Craig Smith (Sonic’s VA) and not just Knuckles being stupid. oh lord.
badjokesbyjeff: A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sidesThe first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling
hawberries: this is a story of how i talked myself into shipping nagisa/sousuke, because they’re my two faves and also the two characters most poorly-treated by the show it was a joke at first but i think i’m really in here guys… i may need help…..
arielries: Instead of capturing Peach… Bowser wants to capture…. LUIGI’S HEART?!?! i made a joke tweet then drew the first one kind of jokingly and then it all became too real and i can’t pass it off as a joke anymore i apologise to my family
hybridow1: mischievous-flowercrowns: rickshawchase: locusfabrications: Ok so occasionally I put stuff on redbubble. First one was made as a joke and people actually liked it so… I MAAAAY have gotten a little carried away… Get them here If you
ts4ng: thedeathofmario:arielries:Instead of capturing Peach… Bowser wants to capture…. LUIGI’S HEART?!?! i made a joke tweet then drew the first one kind of jokingly and then it all became too real and i can’t pass it off as a joke anymore
trans-mom: i-am-captain-snark: trans-mom: “switch” or as I like to call it: “we’re both subs so someone’s gotta dom” Is this the BDSM version of “no you hang up first” Insert suspension bondage joke here.
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tonyabbot: tonyabbot: you heard it first you all thought it was a joke
sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between
siickangel:at first i was like “i have no friends” as a joke but bro.. i don’t think it’s a joke anymore
sebsketchs: at first i was like ‘let’s do a couple costume’… as a joke… but bro… i don’t think it’s a joke anymore,,
Killing Joke - Invocation . Holy fucking shit :o this is great… i mean, the song is awesome by itself but wow, it goes great with this old Disney cartoon :D I love it (Don’t worry, it stops looping that first scene after a bit…) This
suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their
existencialistsdungeon: At first she thought he was joking, about her living in the doghouse - but after the first and then the second day had past without him making any moves intending to let her back to the house, she realized that it wasnt a joke
when your class average (of 3 classes about 100 students total) for your first exam is a 55/100 because literally no one had time to finish the exam (it was like 20 pages long and we had an hour lmao) and your professor says he only takes “partial blame”
