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From the Maria Series I’ve been working on, because I’m so useless. Just pencil on paper.

I just realized, I draw the weirdest eyes. They seem to keep looking at me no matter what angle I photograph them in.

Last post for the night/morning. Beard Finn with Gianina the Human. I’m sorry for my inappropriateness, lol. But srsly tho, everybody follow this magical bearded man right here and give him all the awards!

MITUNA YOU FLUFFY MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE YOU SO MUHUCH. URGH FUCKING UPDATE.

ALSO MEULIN’S SWEATER. HOW PERF IS THIS UPDATE SRSLY. (Did my Mituna dandelion srsly reach 245 notes in a couple of hours are you guys amazing or what omg i love you)

“C'mon!” Man I’m drawing things that haven’t even aired yet. Everyone’s all worked up on Season 5 Premiere feels. And while I’m down with crying over Simon’s corpse, I’m really excited to see Donald Glover

We watched Rise of the Guardians today, which was also Dave’s birthday so yay double art post. Jack, you are a beautiful man and I hope your movie makes more money than Twilight so it can have a sequel and we can finally learn about Pitch’s

Work’s been really crazy this week because it’s turnover season. So I’m having an appropriate Mituna Turnover for breakfast.

Nightmares heal you. Dream psychology says nightmares are a typical healing process just like regular dreams only they tend to focus more on intense, often negative, emotions. So really, Pitch Black is doing us a favor idk. Pitch does posses an ability

“Rose, they look like they’re having butt sex tho.” “David, the camera’s rolling. Just say your line.” “Hi Mom and Dad. It’s Dave. Your favorite son. I hope y'all having a merry Christmas…and having

We’ve all heard this idea that “hipster has lost all meaning” and “we don’t really know what a hipster is,” but come on, we know what they are. Thought Catalogue Dorwings: “How Do People Afford To Be Hipsters?” by Chelsea Fagan.

My new headcanon is that now that Dirk is a Prince, all his horses have anime hair. Your Prince is awake, your shit is wrecked 21013 Update

NAILED IT? Guess what I watched today? Warm Bodies more like Warm Booties bec boy u is FINE.And this girl looks so much like KStew but her acting is excellent. And the makeup and sfx urgh god. This movie. A will recommend

This is as romantic as I can get, basically. I know Valentine’s Day is over here but this is still applicable in other countries so whatever I’m posting this. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Whether you’re spending this day with

Someone tell me how to really pronounce the term “Seer” because all my life people have been telling me it’s “see-er” but then Once Upon A Time happened and the girl was like “I’m a Seer” and she said it

Quick doods before I go to sleep. I’ve been re-watching walking dead the whole weekend while studying for junk. Seeing Dale die again just made me sad because he was one of my favorite people. And I’m still not over the image of him clutching

When I get really sad about my eczema I like to self-insert myself in this particular scene in Homestuck and that usually makes me feel better because Karkat. I had to cover myself up (in this fucking heat) for a long time because of this and I’d

At this point in the story, Karkat is really just a Mary Poppins bag of surprises. You know I actually thought he’d go batshit crazy when Terezi told him about the things Gamzee did to her. But god look how grown up he is. And can we also appreciate

Welp I guess they’re ready. Will be giving these away at the HSPH Meetup tomorrow!

Don’t spill the aj Also, I was looking at pretty dresses in modcloth and one of them made me remember Clara so. #how long as it been since the hiatus i don’t know anymore

(booties made rebloggable by request) Remember that time when I pimped out my boys and gave them away to my babies for prom? All reference of their bootylicious dresses are from modcloth. All pose references provided by the highly eccentric (sometimes

I I got 99 problems and one of them is this Marceline the Ice Queen AU I’ve been thinking about since Simon and Marcy Plus Fire Wolf Pup for henchmen I have a real problem dress reference from modcloth bec they have the best stuff just sayin

“GET IN THE FUCKING THE ROBOT EGBERT” Apparently it’s been 53 Days since the Homestuck Hiatus and I’ve become this kind of person.

Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps nagging me about upd8 art

For Dianne and hsph babbies. I don’t even oppose these things anymore. You tell me to Jake booty and I will just go. I’m ready man. I jake booty or no booty at all. This is my call, my booty call. #please update homestuck shorts from F21, boo

For eyecandybutts! It started out as just cuddling but idk my hands. (commissions info)

You don’t let Waifu Hope show you photos of cute underwear in the middle of the night you just don’t …. but I would buy those tho (the underwear, not the young boys) (okay maybe them too)

I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigans

It’s Sean’s birthday so I drew him some booty-shorts Jake! (Incredibly cute shorts and banging boots from F21)

For Jenkenassckles! (Commission Info)

theicarustheory: I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigan

So a bunch of us did a Secret Santa Art thing in Homestuck PH and I made this! Merry Christmas Lincham! Hope you like your DirkJake! BONUS: BECAUSE THESE DORKS HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE SNOW BEFORE AND JAKE IS KINDA LIKE WOW DIRK ITS KINDA A LOT LIKE HOW I

Like i’d actually forget that it’s also Heichou’s Birthday today ahaha /sweats nervously

“Handsome young lad. Bit bruised and broken. But he’ll make a fine leader one day.” I had this idea for Young!Erwin and I felt like drawing him. Thank god he didn’t end up looking like Magic Mike. But Stripper!Erwin is still

What will a filthy street rat like you ever be good for? Do humanity a favor and disappear. Oh boy a headcanon younger!levi to match that headcanon younger!erwin with a sad backstory to match welp at least he didn’t end up looking like Kstew&helli

muscle study and lighting became a really sad floating naked Levi /sigh

But you did regret that choice. And now keep waking up, day after day, when you feel you have no right to. Au or possible ending where humanity’s strongest soldier is the only one who survives the titans and everyone’s dead and now that

Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good

BE THE SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE, LEVI. CONCEAL, DON’T FEEL. I ’m happy fashionably-confused!Erwin is now canon.

Taking a break from all this dumb work to greet Fatima ( a.k.a the-fresh-prince-of-mirkwood)! Happy Birthday and Graduation! /showers u with love and pasta because i know you can do anything!

“MA CHAIN HITS MY CHEST WHEN I’M BANGIN ON MA DASHBOARD” “I’m getting out of the car.” [x] (Updated the doodle I uploaded because I just found a better song…which means I didn’t sleep aftera ll) Based

You know why Marco is ranked 7th he’s really good at looking at people's bodies body language. And Jean and an oblivious idiot because all he’s worried about is tryna act cool around Marco when he’s subconsciously doing the exact opposit

Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as

The producers talked to Levi before the interview and encouraged him to engage with the interviewer a bit more because his interviews were always so short and direct. Also the tea Petra makes probably helps with his patience too. (For rayqraqra, heichoura

But Levi why are you dyeing your hair in the old interview room [x]

Yeah you guys if Reiner didn’t make a butt joke when Wall Maria fell, humanity would’ve never received that grim reminder. Thank his butt jokes. Also interviewer, this is like your third time, honestly please stop assuming things or you will

I was in Bora during May 2 and all I could think about was missing Connie’s Birthday. Belated Happy Birthday spud! <3

This blog has definitely definitely come a long way from how it started out. Now I can sit here and just drown in my gross feelings trying to thank you guys for all the support and the commissions and the comfort and the friendships formed and basically

For virtually-dying! [commission info]

Armin is this really spoiled rich-ass conyo kid from the south and Eren is a punk ass siga from Manila and they’re best friends and they both study in La Salle and they hate Jean bec he’s this transfer student from Ateneo who just loves pickin

I haven’t posted any art in the last few days because work’s been insane and this damn heat makes me so lazy and all I want to do is sleep. I’ll be back on the weekend with a new update! So have some good morning jeanmarco for the meanti

You think it’s easy being a captain of the Survey Corps when your commander is a giant dork but /drowns in an ocean of tears this update was for me end everyone who requested it the “I trust your decision” scene. Oh how eruri makes one

Completing the set the giveaway mockup because Levihan is very dear to me! I’m announcing the giveaway winners in a few hours! I’ll be away so it’s gonna be queued but I’m still p excited! Good luck y'all!

With all my regrets

yea lets pretend that post never happened and have this eruri instead yeehaw

I also don’t believe I’ve posted my Ravenclaw tsundere self. A lot of us in HSPH are going through a draw-yourself-as-a-hogwarts-student hype and started changing our profile pictures on FB to our house colors and it’s pretty freaking

Remember to greet your dads today!

trying to kill this depressing art block and i ended up with levi and cats

marco’s like JEAN NO but he’s also like JEAN..YES. Happy Birthday hachidraws! It’s a little late and these two losers can’t put together a nice birthday video even if their lives depended on it. But I hope you have a lovely birthda

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