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“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
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“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy ;)
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
Update on the valentines! So here’s what I’m thinking for the design. I know it’s pretty simplistic, but bear in mind these are fairly small cards, so if I made them too image-heavy the text would be difficult to read. Still, I welcome
More valentine updates! All of your requests are now in stock for 50 cents each at my CafePress store! This doesn’t mean it’s too late to request though– I’m planning on adding more tomorrow, and probably the next few days after
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Find them all here. There&
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! (I am John. John is me.)
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link!Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :)~ Froggy, your admin
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days. It was my birthday weekend so I was either too busy or too drunk to get online.LOOK WHAT’S HERE THOUGH!!!!!!! Made my birthday so much better! :D
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan
multiple-fandom-disorder: mishasminions: The one where Dean and Cas live a normal life “Excuse me, this may seem strange, but you seem familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?”“Nice try, buddy, but you’re gonna need a better pick up line”