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“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan
bbcsherlockpickuplines: As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video! The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky
catelyn-stark: Jaime’s golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning. “You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name.
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Can we as a fandom address the fact that Gems are basically HomunculiSeriously. They’re a race of immortal artificial humanoids whose entire body is centered around a magical gemstone somewhere symbolic on the body. Just as alchemy is treated in fiction
Fandom: Attack on TitanTitle: Applied ScienceAuthor: ImmiRating: PGSummary: Historia doesn’t get intimate human connections. That doesn’t keep her out of one.Notes: I can’t write crack, but I occasionally pretend I can write.Vague SPOILERS for
childpsychic:Fandom: *cracks open nearly all of Gravity Falls theories*Alex Hirsch: Lol ahah, this is JUst the beginning- who is Bill really, HOW IS the gRUNKLE gonnA react to seeing his brother uh-oh Mabel and Dippers rELATIONship. Too bad you gusy have
the-entire-furry-fandom: according to this video there’s an average of 190 whip cracks in a single episode of Johnny Test wikipedia says there’s six seasons, 117 episodes in total. 190 x 117 = 22230 whip cracks
exowhore: call-1-800-crack-yeol: exo-pervert: skewedlayer: chan-ro-yeol-ty: lol ok this is pretty damn funny Man has great finger skills LMFAO TRUE STORY LMFAO ICANT crying OMFG EXOTICS NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME. SERIOUSLY. this fandom man XD
wentz-ate-my-sideburns: Fall Out Boy Fans, are way more serious than the MCRmy. The MCRmy is cracking jokes about unicorns, sass, cupcakes, dogs, and other fun stuff. And the Believers… just.. idk. less “jokey” I love both fandoms though. more
kaminmh: meevierae-of-gallifrey: the harry potter fandom actually has some of the weirdest crack pairings in fanfic I have ever seen like and my personal favourite “Dobby had always wanted clothes, but never like this.”
lucifers-handmaiden: The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up cause I see things like and hardcore shit like and gorgeous animation and then we have things like… Attack on Titan fandom everyone.
alexistitania:
hell-fisher: On se rankkaa tuolla siipiveikkojen leirissä. Onneksi on myötätuntoiset mentorit noilla junioreilla.
rusticshrubs:november 19, 2020. you just finished the supernatural series finale. i’m slowly regaining my will to live by making crack posts about it.
whimsicalspecks: mad-man-without-a-plan: ajnosftw: Twelve’s in for a makeover. THAT’S IT. THIS IS HOW I CONTRIBUTE TO THE DOCTOR WHO FANDOM. PURE, UNFILTERED CRACK. i can’t decide what’s better - six’s face, the question mark stencil, or
frigidloki: frigidloki: i never anticipated that in the year 2017 i would crack open my old ygo reaction gif folder from literally years ago to use in an actual conversation i added a couple from my recent delve back into the fandom but for shits and
speaking of rubbing butt holes. this one time i actually read a fic where they were literally rubbing butt holes and let me tell you it was an adventure.
theres-a-crack-in-my-blog: Stop what you are doing and watch this.
So I finally watched Frozen and
cezizzle: Send me a fandom and I will tell you my: M/F OTP: M/M OTP: F/F OTP: OT3 Favorite Canon: Favorite Crack: Pairing I Hate:
grumpydevilfellow: im-in-way-2many-fandoms: lessdanthree: soulsoaker: crimsonalley: minervafloofderg: cubern-art: I think i’ve cracked the code *looks at gay couple* so which of you is the apple and which is the banana?
harkills: lordgrunty: nyoenglandxamerica: levi-is-my-sexy-master: ereneko: dithe-r: Pom pom. Po po po pom po pom po pom.. this fandom is on crack i will forever reblog The Magician Levi You have no idea how hard I’m laughing at this NOT THIS
cracked: Maybe Lucas never thinking anything through made everything awesomer.20 Insane But Real Statistics About Fictional Universes
fuwatage: SU Fandom when they first heard Jasper comin back from hell: SU Fandom after Crack the Whip:
Silverbutt City: tayness: Wow okay, No. 6 fandom. You really disappoint me. I wasn’t...
kisbys:(crackly voice over the intercom) maam please settle down its 4 am
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