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thechronicchillpill: push me down and whisper naughty things in my ear like “i wont ever make your illness about me” or “i know youre sick, i know youre not faking”
somegreatcelebfakes: “I like to keep things more natural.” -Sofia Vergara (more Sofia Vergara fakes)
somegreatcelebfakes: “I like to keep things more natural.” -Sofia Vergara (more Sofia Vergara fakes)
why do ppl try to make small talk w/ me. pls don’t. i do not like small talk i will just awkwardly laugh and nod @ u. pls stop.
calliopinot: flaming-ramen: weakling-grace: derinthemadscientist: werewolfie: idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing like this is
intended-thing: Time to hussle. Not really feeling it today but fake it till you make it I guess?
shockingartits: saftkeur: thehungrysuccubus: just got off the phone with paypal and if you get an e-mail like this: it is FAKE.It’s sent from paypal@paypal.com, which is not paypal’s official e-mail address for things like this! (service@paypal.com)
studentprince3000: akhan2001: Mongoose faking death. Lol Omg this is gotta be one of the funniest things!
estrella-fuego: caliphorniaqueen: jeniphyer: salon: Joe Biden heaps praise on Sanders for his work on income inequality Uncle Joe with the facts! “Hillary’s focus has been on other things up to now” in other words, she been a fake ass bitch
spxceoddity:the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey
yayamartin: gaytofugaming: woodmeat: qooraxdi: thebestoftumbling: Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x) This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her
eliminatethenegativee: thefuzzydave: weloveshortvideos: He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him Things I love about this: In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.
paprikanoir: brainstatic: It’s amazing how this isn’t even an exaggeration, this is a simple description of what happened. Just wait for the crooked “FAKE NEWS” t.rumpets to try and put their spin on this Sad thing is, the federal aid he
werewolfie: idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing like this is hysterical
cockkink518: Fucking a fake pussy dressed in lingerie again…some things never change:-)
celfri: thexfiles: hey, i knwo time is fake and we literally made it all up but i would like for july to be good to me. i’d like the universe to give me a break this month and i’d like things to start working out for me. that’d be real swell
cassolotl: neutroisenjolras: do u ever start to do a thing that is Stereotypically Mentally Ill (i.e. rocking, crying n muttering and doing Weird movements) and u feel like u r Faking it to seem mentally ill. even tho its completely involuntary and
spxceoddity: the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey
tragicmushroom: blandyblaugh: democrips: fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you
thehungrysuccubus: just got off the phone with paypal and if you get an e-mail like this: it is FAKE.It’s sent from paypal@paypal.com, which is not paypal’s official e-mail address for things like this! (service@paypal.com) Please don’t click any
asapwalky: That fake ass conversation people have with you before they ask for a favor is the worst thing
hamishwatson: muffinfreeman: if sherlock had been able to return to john the night after his fake suicide to explain himself there is no doubt in my mind john would have kissed him THIS IS THE RUDEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I AM TOO ANGRY TO
the worst things to ever happen to fashion: fake pockets making every single shirt see through seriously why does it have to be see through what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it it literally defeats the
punishthewhore: fakeboobsworld: Chloe Khan http://fakeboobsworld.tumblr.com/archive That’s a really intelligent expression you have there.Good thing you have big fake tits so people will pretend to like you.
real-scars-fake-smiles: kayytx: Married life with Ellen and Portia. IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
watchyourlittlemouthx:In the mood to finger someone until their brain turns off while saying the filthiest things in their ear in that soft, sweet, fake pity voice.
fordo4ever replied to your post: Why can’t I have just one decent birthday where I can be happy and not fake it? Its like the same thing every single year right ‘~’ yes like a annual curse
bigeisamazing: if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet but won’t call your parents out for the same thing you fake
tiger-thoughts-and-things: werewolfviking: artemuscain-gamingandbs: catwithbenefits: Animal Crossing GET OUT Legend of Zelda GET A FAKE IDENTITY Donkey Kong IT’S BEHIND YOU Kirby WE WARNED YOU Fire Emblem IT’S TOO LATE
demond4n: Hey my dudes and dudettes!Okay, so, I’ve been pretty quiet for a while. Apologies for this fact and I’m going to try and explain some things here.Last weekend I was away and had zero chance to fake, Requests have been coming in thick and
d-y-l-d-o-m: Kat dennings, celeb fake caption, “Following a really good night at a bar, you get lucky enough to be invited round to Kat dennings’ house, and while she’s offended by the first thing you say when you see her naked, she soon changes
toycelebs: Simple showing off pussy can be insufficient when the audience craves for hotter action. So, in this fake, Audrey Tautou is given a nice fat toy to do some hardcore pumping. And she actually looks amazing with that funny thing stuck into her
demond4n: One thing I get asked to do (LOTS!) is fake celebs with bigger than normal boobs. I’m happy to provide this service.
d-y-l-d-o-m: Katy Perry, celeb fake caption, “It all started years ago, you’d ended up in bed with some girl, and in your extremely intoxicated state, made a very, very bad decision, but that was almost a decade ago. The last thing you remember was
pr0nfake: zennsfw: EMMA WATSON JUST LIKES TO BE A BAD GIRL ONCE IN AWHILE She might just be the only feminist i don’t mind having around. Anyways thanks to everyone who said all the nice things on my previous post, I’m getting back to faking again.
demond4n: Daisy ridley. Hey guys, I got a lot of requests for more bondage fakes, so I tried a few new things on this one, let me know what you think.
poboboi: Y’know what’s an unexpected great thing about about the tentacle, the fake balls. No not for their look, but rather they make a pretty good cushion that I can rest on while going “balls” deep ;3
pinklover9912: secret-hell: the-wh0res-next-d00r: a-girl-falls-in-the-city: floral-ink: bwkaty: Katy Perry about Russell Brand. Katy :( this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ): she couldnt even fake a smile.. i’ve reblogged
real-scars-fake-smiles: robertdowneyjjr: Married life with Ellen and Portia. IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
swelltits: One of the great things about big fake tits, one motion makes them bounce just enough to be fun, and then they are just begging to be bounced again!
pressurizedpleasure: thehungrysuccubus: just got off the phone with paypal and if you get an e-mail like this: it is FAKE.It’s sent from paypal@paypal.com, which is not paypal’s official e-mail address for things like this! (service@paypal.com) Please
coolgirlwithcoolblog: huneysuckle: woodmeat: qooraxdi: thebestoftumbling: Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x) This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a
doortotomorrow: icantbelieveitsalawblog: I’m not that big of a comics geek, but the whole “Fake Geek Girl” thing is incomprehensible to me. This comic seems to sum it up quite well. This, that and whole lot of yes!
taleasoldastimelords: taleasoldastimelords: kapitankirk: taleasoldastimelords: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY what A FAUX This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing
tricksterity: the worst things to ever happen to fashion: fake pockets making every single shirt see through seriously why does it have to be see through what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it it literally
cultofthepigeon: i still don’t understand the whole “fake geek girl” thing like???? oh, you caught me dude, I stayed up till 6am reading a 50,000 word fic about tony stark and steve rogers having butt sex just to impress you
smilepact: things fake dude gamers say we need to go back to the roots of gaming and stop trying to make games for everyone there are no queer video game characters representation in video games doesn’t matter because everyone who plays them are all
queerminho: Sometimes I feel bad when boys pull the whole “fake geek girl” thing on me but then I remember asking my ex if he listened to Welcome to Night Vale and he was like “Um…yeah, but just their first album” and I feel so much better
duskenpath: So I know everyone is like omg those Pokemon go posts are so fake that doesn’t happen irl Well I was just in philly and this police officer spotted us staring at our phones and he was like is that that new game thing And then he got
imsoup: best thing i’ve ever done? realizing cringe culture is fake. you like sonic? FUCK YEA ME TOO! you like undertale? THAT GAME WAS FUN AF you like mlp? I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW THATS HELLA you like any series deemed “cringy”? more power to
goodwhitedaddy: fantasytoreality812: 58drew: Nice dick contrast to her pretty skin. .yea Fuck this is a hot video… Would have been even better with a creampie ending. The great thing about squirting is it CAN’T be faked (not without much better
futanari-fakes: “ Is this thing really protecting something ? I know you told me it was a ” light armor “ but isn’t it too light ? I mean, my dick is hanging through !Really ? A magical chain-mail ? What does it do ? Oh I see,
futanari-fakes: “ Is this thing really protecting something ? I know you told me it was a ” light armor “ but isn’t it too light ? I mean, my dick is hanging through !Really ? A magical chain-mail ? What does it do ? Oh I see, so with this on
