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squidong: cardozzza: platovevo: cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual I deeply sympathize because I also
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
justgirlsandbands: For All Those Sleeping | Once A Liar (Always A Fake)
girlsfrommars: thatisrad: You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because
stealthflower: feynites: squidong: cardozzza: platovevo: cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual I deeply
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
416porn: I woke with her hand searching for my penis under the sheets… Her forbidden hand grabbing my manhood when I was most vulnerable… In bed with her mother… I faked I was still sleeping as I heard her gasp when her hand wrapped around my shaft…
thatsmoderatelyraven: thebigblueb0x: thatsmoderatelyraven: ugh it’s 1:13am. i have such horrible insomnia. my sleeping patterns suck but heres a late night selfie :) i look so disgusting im barely wearing any makeup how fake can you get? you’re
d3athwish:me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?
blaackversace:officialwhitegirls: disgustednoise:kills-and-frills:Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22.It’s like twilight only betterwhy yall fake activists that are talking about kylie and tyga sleeping on this last caption got me dead af
rum: just-shower-thoughts: To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are. fake it till you make it
yewki: “I choose defeat, I walk awayAnd leave this place the same todaySome like to sleep, we like to playJust look at all that pain” My Chemical Romance, Fake Your Death
moodysshuffle:i hope everyone can sleep nicely tonight knowing this tweet ain’t fake
Reblog if you've ever slit your wrists, said "I'm fine." When you were really broken into pieces, skipped a meal, cried yourself to sleep every night for a week straight, considered suicide, lied and said "good" when someone asked "How are you?" or faked
Reblog if you ever faked being sleep just so your moms wouldn't call your name to get up and do shit.
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it Oh dear yall
unclefather:305xdisaster-deactivated2021102:unclefather:you people: *talking about your ideas and topics*me: Your eyes aren’t fully closed you fake sleepy person horses don’t sleep with their eyes closed
I don’t think ill bring myself to be able to go to school tomorrow. I’ve never faked as many laughs and smiles in my life than I have these past few days. idk. I need someone to talk to tomorrow; I need to sleep.
blaackversace: officialwhitegirls: disgustednoise: kills-and-frills: Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22. It’s like twilight only better why yall fake activists that are talking about kylie and tyga sleeping on this last caption got me dead af
scottssfakes: Kaley Cuoco is willing to sleep with her fans (more Kaley Cuoco fakes here)
thatisrad:You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would
only-fake-flowers-live-forever: Can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning can I stay inside your head?
deathless96: luciemiddleford: maroolas: Sleeping Beauties inspiration (x) Disney evolution: From fake to truth Jajajajajajajajajajaja
outofthewhore-dinary: sadgirl1123: Seems like I will never be enough for anyone . I’m tired of faking all these happy emotions when I’m just broken and have no hope . Sleep is the only time where nothing bad happens it’s like peaceful but then
jakeenglish: that really is the funniest part of the whole “fake nerd girls” drama that gross, sexist nerdy guys think hot girls would pretend to enjoy something they think is dumb to be able to sleep with them it’s like their desperate last attempt
just-shower-thoughts: The phrase “fake it till you make it” applies very literally to sleep.
dyonisius: precumming: jaychapss: whereinthefuckiswaldo: precumming: babyknights: precumming: im sleep if ur sleepin then who took the picture? you’re so fake wow the bae caught me sleepin did bae post it to tumblr too? I guess people will
ruipalma: Rapazes adormecidos sob céu azul falso com amendoeira em flor de plástico / Boys sleeping under fake blue sky with plastic almond flowers
I can’t eat I can’t sleep I can’t think straight idk who I am anymore I rather be dead 1000 times I can’t put on a fake smile I can barely get this bathing suit on I’m suppose to put on my happy face and go to the beach
Please Mom let me sleep, not so well to sustain fake smiles, please do not do this to me.
couldyoubemyheroine: #sorryisuck #sleep #suicidalthoughts #suicide #suicidal #Ana #mia #killed #secretaccount #selfharm #selfhate #depression #depressed #iwanttodie #imnotokay #faking #fakeanothersmile #neverthetruth #forceanotherlaugh #triggerwarning
phildoesthings: My life is the least amount of fun. And yet I’m still faking it with the best of them. Just mixed up a sleeping potion. Doubt it’ll even dent my Hellish mind. So hit me up. Kay? Thanks.
justakunt: drugslutsissykatie: I knew what a girl faking it sounded like, and then i heard my ex cheating on me in our bed while i tried to sleep on the couch and the sounds coming from her vocal cords and i knew then I wanted to make those same sounds.
68497.) To all the "true" friends out there: I've been cutting myself for about a year, I cry myself to sleep almost everynight, I feel like I'm a failure, and you guys never figured out. I won't beg for your mercy. I'll be here, tied up with this fake
