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i hate the fact that i am always the person who likes others more, like if someone just leaves me, it really fucking destroys me, and i dont really know what to do. i feel confused about everything for weeks, years even, and i dont really know what i
softwhorecore: deadpoolsdickwarmer: The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off This makes me so happy ☺️
vanilla-chastity: You want me to let you have one more orgasm a year? Let me think about it… No, three a year is very generous. In fact, let’s cut that back to two a year. Anything else you want to ask?
pureslime: skarchomp:everything i heard about RP1 has just made me kind of sad but the fact that they’re advertising the Iron Giant as a badass killing machine who loves to use his huge guns to vaporize the bad guys is the first thing to make me actively
davidthetraveler: me, about myself: if anyone is actually intimidated by me i am in shock lol bc i am lITERALLY just a massive nerd on a laptop that’s it that’s all i’m available to talk ALL the time the fact that i occasionally string some sentences
meladoodle: everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds
author-j-lynn-collins: trufflebootybuttercream: bussykween: tormans-space: dwaynewaynejr: iamhannalashay: softwhorecore: deadpoolsdickwarmer: The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off This makes me so happy
alrightanakin: me, 5 years ago: gay peopleTM don’t think about the fact that they’re gay all the time!!!!! me, now:
chefpyro: YouTube video: ten facts you didn’t know about (videogame I’ve played hundreds of hours of)!! Me: *cracks neck* try me bitch
anakedglassofwine: You all are keeping me honest about trying to post naughtiness every day! I had a tough time attempting to be creative in the bathroom stall. I settled on the fact that the last few days have had me operating ass-backwards, so there
brothersisterfathermother: It must be something about the fact that my own father can’t resist me and has to fuck me hard with his long cock- that must be why I’ve had such wonderful self esteem ever since Dad began.
puublack: seasicksandile: standard-dingo: kyonshee77: Interesting octofact in the Splatoon artbook! Also cute art. so you’re tellin me it’s biologically impossible for me to fuck marina Marina unfuckable CONFIRMED. I dont care about your facts!
unidentifiedsfm: Redfield Reunion Claire X Chris by request. I had this request sitting around for so long, I forgot about it (sorry!). Thankfully, the person got in touch with me again and I was able to make it happen. in fact, it took me so long to
bussykween: tormans-space: dwaynewaynejr: iamhannalashay: softwhorecore: deadpoolsdickwarmer: The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off This makes me so happy ☺️ Yesssss😭 I damn near cried I LOVE THIS
askscootabot: askapplebloombot: (( I`m looooooooooong time no update. You know, school stuff… And I had fever this week… Also my friend introduced me the god damn HomeStuck make me delay. Yeah, all his fault. Sorry about that. Fun fact: Massaging
I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
The fact that my writing professor wants me to refer to the mtf I'm writing about makes me want to kick her in the teeth.
bakrua: hey im about to head to bed but i’d like to give a heads up: i am 18 yrs old and if that makes you uncomfortable you are totally within your rights to ask me to unfollow! again:if the fact that im 18 makes you uncomfortable, please ask me to
dwaynewaynejr: iamhannalashay: softwhorecore: deadpoolsdickwarmer: The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off This makes me so happy ☺️ Yesssss😭 I damn near cried I LOVE THIS OMFG
thejazzvoid: Me: Tumblr Should Have Perished Years Ago. Also Me: I Need This Site So I Can Yell About My Current All-Consuming Interest Of The Month, Because If It Were, In Fact, Deleted, I Would Be Strangled Within Minutes For The Greater Good.
lovelostboy: I was nervous when my Dad said he wanted to talk to me about my being gay. It was the fact that mom had just left for a weekend at her mom’s house. He waited until she was out of the house and asked me to join him on the couch. He
viragon: author-j-lynn-collins: trufflebootybuttercream: bussykween: tormans-space: dwaynewaynejr: iamhannalashay: softwhorecore: deadpoolsdickwarmer: The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off This makes me
waywardswagabond: jessiesula: pizzaforpresident: I’m so done with this planet she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple. this is sexism, my friends. THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY ARE YOU ACTUALLY EVEN KIDDING ME THE FACT THAT SOMEONE
allanarps: look if we rp, you are more than welcome to send me headcanons at ungodly hours, TALK IN ALL CAPS ABOUT OUR BABIES, and send me like ten memes a day. I honestly won’t be annoyed and I won’t mind. In fact, I want you to.
subpadre90: Yeah, the Principal says I got to wear a shirt. Something about a fucking dress code or something.But the principal is a big old queer, so he lets me get away with this….Hell, in fact he pays me to wear it, and makes sure I get all A’s
bustysister: I wasn’t really mad about my little brother’s crush anymore. In fact, it probably took a lot of courage for him to tell me. That’s why I’m throwing him a bone. There’s no way I’d let him do anything to me, but I’ve given him
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branwyn-says: teland: badgirlswearchanel: i don’t know about you, but i grew up seeing mostly white dolls that looked nothing like me. in fact, even the few black dolls i saw looked nothing like me. they had super straight hair, and sometimes blue
zandersalamander: jay-rae: baimbaie: captainspensaurus: the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from. I feel old… very old Gave me feels.
Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you without anyone knowing your identity 22: You are such a sweetheart and you always reblog great things onto my dash! The fact that you always fuel ideas for me doesn’t hurt,
allanarps:look if we rp, you are more than welcome to send me headcanons at ungodly hours, TALK IN ALL CAPS ABOUT OUR BABIES, and send me like ten memes a day. I honestly won’t be annoyed and I won’t mind. In fact, I want you to.
extracocoa: wally-jo:the fact that sex is all about joy for me is like revelatory tbh like i don’t think it is for a lot of (most) people and it really helps me understand why i vibe or do not with certain parties big mood
latias: diana please don’t taunt me about the fact that i’m not a cool furry like the rest of you. believe me, i would if i could
bakrua: hey im about to head to bed but i’d like to give a heads up: i am 18 yrs old and if that makes you uncomfortable you are totally within your rights to ask me to unfollow! again: if the fact that im 18 makes you uncomfortable, please ask me to
kzaketchum: kumonsta93: crushalot340: 1stfrom92: How men should give head Lmao That fact that I actually followed this and shit did wonders for me lmao I will save this video. I already knew about the alphabet one but the peach one is new to me
diagnosticate: i hate the fact that i am always the person who likes others more, like if someone just leaves me, it really fucking destroys me, and i dont really know what to do. i feel confused about everything for weeks, years even, and i dont really
thealogie:bbcatemysoul: honestly the fact that sherlock holmes and john watson managed to make it through 56 short stories and 4 novels without getting arrested for their queerness is beyond me “there was a case. let me tell you first about how
alii-bob: me: *constantly making jokes about how ridiculous it is that supernatural is still running after so many years* also me: *sobbing like a baby over the fact that season 15 is gonna be the last season*
marsapartment:Everything about this snl skit absolutely slaughters me. The flawless directing, the acting, the music. God the fact that every shot looks like it came from the poignant ending scene in Arrival fuckign murders me
