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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You could never repel me.”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
Let me help you… Javier Bardem(known as Silva from Skyfall) Jeffrey Dean Morgan(mainly known as John Winchester) and Mr. Robert Downey Jr(known as Tony Stark and Sherlock Holmes…but you already knew that) Any questions?
Excuse my new found obsession with Sherlock Holmes, but I believe I’ve found my all-time favourite show. And NEVER IN MY LIFE have I wanted two men to be gay as much as I do now.
Jazz hands. #sherlock #moriarty #sherlockholmes (Taken with Instagram)
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Wearing coat white eating #egginabasket while drinking tea in order to watch the new#sherlock episode
My king!!!!!!!!! #moriarty #sherlock #sherlockholmes
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anniephantom: a sherlock au where two unlikely bakers share a flat on 221 detective street
Fuck genderswapping, I hereby demand that all cast and characters of any future Sherlock remake be replaced with cats and kittens.
Commissioned piece featuring Pearl and Steven as Sherlock Holmes and Watson! Thanks for the commission!
