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spanknspreadher: You’re not going anywhere, honey, except for a little town called “Ass fucked†- Population: You.
ponkosfm: Zelda MMMF Interracial Patron request! Thank goodness I don’t have to censor this… except it’s still risky? So lame. You can decide whether it’s forced bi / cuck stuff or not. I know you’re all perverts so you probably will. Gfy: https://gfycat
Hope you’re all having a great summer (except you Australians. I hope you’re not having a good summer at all!)And the rest of you Southern Hemispherers as well. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
replaceablewhore: chokemehardplease: meantolittlegirls: If you’re a good girl, you’ll get my cum when I’ve finished I’m not sure why, but the thought of being used like this gets me ridiculously wet. As if I’m totally useless except for holiding
sexylittlesister: Alright dad…. We are home alone, and I’m feeling exceptionally horny….. Like it or not, you’re mine!
My not-scowl is an expression of not understanding why anyone would want to go rooting around in their past. After all that shoveling, you still wake up in the same bed, do the same job, live the same life — except now you’re grimy with a kink in
I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy and bad slave
incorrect48quotes:Mariko: I mean, you’re not even showing yet… except for your boobies.Acchan: I’m telling you, they are large and they are definitely in charge.
omorashidonney: So Star was a little naughty and decided she would try be a big girl and wear pull ups instead of diapers, no would notice, right?Except when you’re wearing pull ups, its real hard for the grown ups to not notice when a little kitten
therentyoupay: yuki119: but the 104 all spread out with their own spacious place to sleep except eren and jean who are literally sleeping on top of one another #i’m not gonna let this go#i will not#but what do you want to bet they’re only sleeping
what-he-will-do-for-me: femalesupremacycaptions: Be respectful and obedient when you’re over there cleaning Maria’s house. Do not make me look bad. She wants you naked except your shoes once inside. Do whatever she tells you. Her gay friend
allthebestofmemes: allthebestofmemes is your #1 source of funny For you anyone not Canadian… dont fuck with geese. You don’t even know… They’re vicious. Canadian geese are no exception…
avorpalsword-deactivated2021022: Chuck was looser, always with a chip on his shoulder about everything, eager to prove himself even to people who didn’t care… he was an emotional mess, a stew of anxieties and grudges related to his father.
we-should-kill-time replied to your post: we-should-kill-time replied to… ….yeah, I’ve just remembered, that was a bad example, sorry :S but here in Europe we’re not very “comfortable” right now (except Germany) You didn’t
thepsychologicalhippie: I’m not a big fan of gingers, but I think I can make an exception for this one. Good god he is fine. Those eyes. *Sigh* How do you not like gingers? They’re so cute. /has a slight bias
thepsychologicalhippie: donnerdont: thepsychologicalhippie: I’m not a big fan of gingers, but I think I can make an exception for this one. Good god he is fine. Those eyes. *Sigh* How do you not like gingers? They’re so cute. /has a slight bias
chaotic-carnifex: Anyway if you’re from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception): Everybody’s
My idea of Heaven. I love to get away from all the noise and people and hear absolutely nothing except for the sounds of nature. I may not catch a ton of fish but if that’s all you go for you’re missing the point.
Slaves need to be beaten regularly. Not as punishment - it's better if there's no particular reason, except to remind that slave of who and what she is. It's hard to stay focused on the idea that you're property, and a good beating brings that home to
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: “Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight them. EXCEPT THAT I AM.”- Rose Tyler, before and after coming back as the Bad Wolf in Parting of the Ways Rose Tyler: Oh? She wanna fight? When we get outside I’m
literal-ghost: stillinadreamsnakeeater: baras: blogslut: “This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re gonna
chaoticallyprecise: If you’re doing nanowrimo and you have The Sims games and you don’t use it to figure out what your characters look like you probably should cause I figure it’s not such a bad idea. except then suddenly you’re playing
blogslut: “This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re gonna want to carry around in a purse.”
erin-ellingson: Not really, no. I don’t really want to blow this out of proportion… Oh, that sucks… Just call and check. They’ll tell you if you’re blowing it out of proportion. Yeah it does. We get along so well except for this
shockblast-deactivated20220110:Hungry athleteLooks like you’re about to be his pre or post game snack, not that it will change anything, except how rank and stinky your one way trip is. Anyway, your beta life will be put to better use as bubbly
firenationandrecreation: Sokka: It’s just an old man. Jet: Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight him—EXCEPT THAT I AM!
I’m going to bed now before I do I just wanna say Thank you for putting up with my sh*t and not unfollowing me, you guys are the best~ Except Bob…I know you’re reading this >.> you can run but you can’t hide anyways Good
ladyaudiophile: deltasandshields: subcontrasoprano: deltasandshields: The girl who lives above me plays oboe and is playing the same piece I am for juries (except you know, for like oboe not trumpet) So I picked up my trumpet and we’re playing a
needs-to-be-broken: You only met him last night and now you’re late for work this morning but he won’t let you leave until you’ve cleaned his balls….so there you are, dressed like every other professional woman in the city, except not many others
amell-daily: “Nocking Point Friends… we have exceptional Wine Club news. We’re adding a third bottle to every shipment. We’re keeping coffee. We’ll keep popping in goodies. We are NOT raising the price. You can sign up for multiple boxes. There
tentacuddles: huskdawgzilla: frickfractals: xxspiritkeeperxx: Frozen AU where everything is the same except Elsa and Anna fall in love I live in this AU tbh what do you mean they’re not in love surely you jest i mustve seen a different movie
eutopia96: “we’re all human!” yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity “we all bleed red!” yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets “we should all be just nice to each other!” yeah except
quinndolyns:quinndolyns:possibly one of the most legitimately unhinged and sociopathic takes i’ve ever seen on tumblr this is like admitting to not washing your hands when you piss. or not putting away grocery carts when you’re done with them. except
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
pigeonfoo:turbocunt:pigeonfoo:I am back on cam! Head to MyFreecams and search for PigeonFoo! you look like you’re trying to talk to someone on the phone except it’s not a phone, it’s lace YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE! Maybe I was telling the lace
lifeofkj: zenfallon: chromatichijinx: hieropierrot: blogslut: “This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re
emaytch: “It’s funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. Maybe that’s why humans find it so hard getting over love affairs. It’s not the pain they’re getting over, it’s the love.” — Melina Marchetta (via purplebuddhaquotes)
paulways-a-higga-nigga: EXCEPT NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL BECAUSE YOU’RE LIKE JESUS REINCARNATED AS A FLAWLESS SEX GOD
zaynmalikfacts: Zayn is not a virgin. The people thinking he is…I’m sorry but you’re dumb for thinking that. They are pretty perverted TEENAGE BOYS (except Lou but he’s still forever young) anyways that’s why the fandom is pretty perverted
nothingbutflawless: The worst feeling is when you realize things turned out the way they did because they were your decisions and what you wanted. Except, now they’re not what you want and you regret everything that you did.
balldown04: countrugan: balldown04: juniorshemales: alice-in-the-looking-glass: Wonder if she’d like to get married….. Hot! Not very experienced with art of excepting a dry cock. “An inch at a time, puppet, until you’re completely
missharpersworld: sugarkisslove: provocative-romantic-unique: this post is great for the exception of that one picture, that is not him … ( Kissing the hand )unf missharpersworld you’re right about the hand picture - but this is a good collection
skyliting: apersnicketylemon: reginaeinferos: joinourfight: Pro lifers get a lot of hate. We’re not the ones murdering people. Except you are: Between 1993 and 2015 there have been seven events of successful murders of both clinic workers and doctors
blackcockhoe: readyforbbc: emmalovesbbc: yeah thats it’s it, fuck me you black bastard ! Emma you are everything I hope my daughter will one day be. Except she’ll be mixed ;). Not many girls are what they’re meant to be; sluts. Mmnmmm, make
You tell a guy no for sex because you’re not feeling it anymore and suddenly he messages you daily asking how you’re feeling when he never messaged you before except to ask when you’re free to hook up
nuug-life: sarahtaliagrimm: nuug-life: the perfect cure to a bad day Except drugs won’t solve your problems… you’re right drugs won’t solve my problems. however, cannabis does. without this wonderful plant I would not be able to accomplish
raceplaynbitches: brown-chiches: All Latinas like it, they just won’t tell you straight up! Except if you’re a dominant white man, in which case they will not only tell you, they will beg you.
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
How weird that, with the exception of a couple of them, you might pass these people on the street and not even give them a second glance. Yet they have touched your life and left you a different person. Even without recognizing their faces, even if some
half-off-marco-sale: What if when they get to the basement and Eren’s dad comes out and says “YOu had the answers all along, in the friendships you formed” and everyone except Mikasa leaves like “Fuck this, we’re not actually his friends”
As long as you both shall live? Some just shut down and run. And tell themselves NOW they’re being brave. They become “mindful” of everything except treating the person who trusted them like garbage. Brave is not quitting when it gets tough. Brave
sir-dashing: kinkygeekgirl: Always be a gentleman. Except when you’re not ;p Always…
