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I don’t like the way her eyes sparkle when she talks like that… Â *pout* Â Except that I do.
blubberchubx: musclehunkymen: Beautiful muscle selfie! When guys do this at the gym, all the other guys love it. When I do this at the gym, all the other guys vomit. Except those that secretly want to feed me bigger and make love to all my lard.
http://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:While we state on our homepage that we generally try to shy away from works that are in the Futa style, we happily make exceptions when the works do not outlandishly exaggerate the size of body parts and especially
http://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:As we note on our homepage, we almost never post GIF’s on this blog.  When we do make an exception, it means we really love the particular artist’s work in question.  Such is very much the case with this
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. (Oscar Wilde) Yana with Daniel Bauer
deathanddumb: So this is what is look like with a trunk. Well, I kinda do look this this from below. It is my trunk! So this morning is no exception when it comes to morning wood. This is what woke me up. God damn penis.
When I walked into my cubicle this morning, my jaw dropped.“Hey, Johnny.”I had installed the subliminal screen saver as a mild joke.“I’ve been doing some thinkin’ lately…”But when I saw Sharon sitting in my chair completely naked except
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:
exceptionals: teacher: what do u want to be when u grow upme: a candleteacher: u cant be a-me:
ladyknucklesinshape: gettingtorx: note-inthepages: If you don’t like pitties then I don’t like you. Our pit just lays on the floor 24x7, except when she’s chewing in the Chihuahua, but there are pits who actually do stuff….. I may have cried
fuck-off-becky: When all your friends are really talented artists except you
Now I may not get down on my knees very often…what with my size requirement and all….BUT…when I DO, THIS is how I roll..and I shit you not.(Except for the mask thing…LOL…though it’s not like I’m opposed to it! LOL)
crayonflop: the main difference between korean fans and international fans is that kfans orderly do fanchants and international fans just incoherently scream the entire song
lotrlockedwhovian: kishikaiisei: Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online
lariren-shadow: So @pulpofiction asked Bryan about Makorra and Asami and he said “every relationship is important, we care about every character… Except we don’t care about tahno” #why get invested when you know they’re laughing at you
kiango: like ok sure “not all cops are bad” but where are all these “good cops” when their buddies are executing children? Do they speak up? Do they condemn their coworkers? Do they do a god damn thing except sit back and give their tacit approval
When do you think we should tell her the reason her boyfriend isn’t here yet is that we left him bound and naked – except for the chastity cage – in our hotel room?Let’s at least wait until we have time for one more round of face sitting after
canadianfaggotslave: kuklapoot: bullythefaggot: I don’t let fags suck my dick all that often, but when I do, I expect this level of service. Except I don’t allow fags to touch their dicks while they’re sucking me. A) I don’t want to see
what-he-will-do-for-me: femalesupremacycaptions: Be respectful and obedient when you’re over there cleaning Maria’s house. Do not make me look bad. She wants you naked except your shoes once inside. Do whatever she tells you. Her gay friend
outofcontextdnd:“I’ll have you know I am exceptionally biodegradable.” What do you mean this is not what that meant? /shot
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pizzopaps: animal crossing is literally the best because everyone is so cute and is almost never rude to you when you say no to something and all anyone wants to do is invite you over to hang out or give you presents like shit that’s cute also it’s
vinebox: When your parents wake you up for school
Except for getting up so early Im actually doing ok at work so far for the holiday hours, and its funny to see my part time coworkers reactions (there are literally 45 people but I only know like 15 of them) when I tell them Im heading out at the end
when someone has a sign on their door once they get past the security gate that says: “DO NOT INVITE ANY EXTRA MALES OVER. DO NOT DISCLOSE ADDRESS TO ANY UNAPPROVED GUESTS (EXCEPT BADDIES). gotta love srae sremmurd
soyouthinkyoucansee: I am sure you laugh sing drink walk dance cry sleep eat smile kiss like any other woman. Except when it is you doing these things I am utterly enthralled. . . . XForS
shersock: spenncerreid: Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras t h is except god forbid you can find anything under a B cup. I have such a hard time finding A cups and when I do they never come in my band size.
p-a-n-s-y: shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
dutchster:you’ve never had sex? don’t worry it’s just like riding a bike. except it’s a penis. and neighbors don’t like when you do it in the driveway. Lmfao 😅
dutchster:you’ve never had sex? don’t worry it’s just like riding a bike. except it’s a penis. and neighbors don’t like when you do it in the driveway. Lmfao 😂
danceofchaos: exceptionals: teacher: what do u want to be when u grow upme: a candleteacher: u cant be a-me: that’s the most impressive flaming fuck you I’ve ever seen.
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
darylgrimes: daryl dixon + cigarette
Congresswoman Who Used To Receive Welfare Wants To Drug Test Rich People Who Get Tax Breaks
lolispit: Daddy treats me like his princess, except for when we do the thingy, he treats me like his whore. I love him so much.
thatsagoodlittlegirl: I want to do this to Daddy. Forever. And Always… except when he wants to put something else in my mouth.
When Friends on the internet get sad and you don't know what to do except sit there.
oh-mother-of-darkness:Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
tangarang: awesomevines: Brittlestar Parenting After Star Wars dad: gregor go clean your roomgregor: *lights up toy lightsaber*dad: ….dad: alright lets do this *lights up his own lightsaber*
svrferblood: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
victoriassecretangelsss:victoriassecretfairytale: Adriana Lima, Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls for H&M Summer 2015H&M can do no wrong ^ Except when it comes to the working and living conditions of their workers in the factories
brentwalker092: Ya’ never really know who’s fuckin’ his own butt–except when you do :)
advisery: i literally do not care about life anymore except when did i ever care about life
pizza-punx: waybad: TUESDAY, MARCH 26th, 2013 Tattooing’s pretty hard to do. It’s almost like it should be left to the professionals. In fact, it SHOULD… except when it comes to stick ‘n’ pokes. Those are supposed to be shitty and funny.
When they reached their destination for the picnic, Sabrina stuck out her tongue at Mr. Crude.“What’s that for, Sabrina?” he asked.“Just thought it might give you an idea,” she replied.“Except for the teeth, it does. Do you want to give me
i haven’t been this angry in a long time. i’m not really an angry person except when it comes to you, because i find the stupid things you do to me totally pointless. thank God for Sarah. she brought some stuff up that really made me realize
browneyes7070: fineapple4u: I really do.. except when I don’t.. 😂😂😬 😂😂😜 Bahahaha!!
henrystark: When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy absolutely that moment of joy..when it’s not about sex. and two indeed become one..of one heart.one breath..one soul. and at this moment nothing else matters, except
also idk why ppl are suddenly sending me ‘i hate team skull’ asks, i’ve gotten quite a few actually there’s always this weird thing on tumblr that when someone likes something ppl feel the need to comment on why they DON’T like that thing
glasworks: leslielumarie: Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate every +Like I can get, but to be honest +likes don’t do shit for an artist. No one will look through your +likes except you. If you really like an artist give them some exposure, yknow?
playfulpinkpearl: I love when daddy makes me all his. I love when he fucks me hard and deep. I love when he takes me to that place of complete surrender. Where I don’t care about anything else anymore except how deep he’s plunging into my wet pussy.
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
