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manx10:Ass hole renovator. Able to form a tight anal seal, and plant the sperm exceptionally deeply, such that it does not leak out again until the bus ride home. Please bring your own Ū for the bus.
thcrsthry: I fell in love with you like droplets in the ocean. Every facet of you was just a drip, but— but the ripples they caused were massive. I … all those times I should’ve been more plain with you; I’m in love with you.” - Droplets Ch
I love pictures like this that show how incredible a woman’s body can be.
ostolero: ostolero: I don’t see sans and toriel like a romantic way I see them like that gif of someone dropkicking the other with the caption like “when u see your best friend in public” or w/e (x)
I’m gonna say it.Don’t make me say it…Okay fine……I liked the Star Wars Prequels
hokorobi: i swear the internet does nothing for my wellbeing at all like it’s fucked me over so many times over the last couple years
except for all those really bad ones
marlinspirkhall:notahorseindisguise:midnight-revelation:hiveswap:notahorseindisguise:mysticorset:notahorseindisguise:the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy,
tumbleweedtech:notahorseindisguise:midnight-revelation:hiveswap:notahorseindisguise:mysticorset:notahorseindisguise:the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy,
Support me on Patreon! => Reapersun@PatreonStonucky? Stuckony? Captain Iron WInter? ‘Civil War’ the ship?(I like Stony but a lot more people like Stucky so I combined them. if anyone has any fics of these pls send them my way??)Oh and the usual
lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass
I would like to thank 2013 for giving us Pacific Rim
tom-sits-like-a-whore: as your girlfriend theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t
sometimes i REALLY LIKE A SHIP but i don’t want to see smut of that ship i don’t even know why i’m just like ‘no babies all ur supposed to do is kiss and hug and hold hands and be cuties’ ‘what are you doing no don’t touch their genitals’
floatserver: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
callmekitto: neyruto: Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars I remember reading a book once that said witches generally get along with animals- almost all animals, except for horses. I like this because it lends to a theory that it is not
pennhurst: spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters liking them more than your main characters
sneezepaw:life goals: -people like my ocs-people ask about my ocs-people draw my ocs
except the last chapter bugs me
mcmaishwrites: sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people
I feel like the older I get the more I identify with Kate
snailwitch: i actually love meme culture because it throws advertisers for such a loop they try so desperately appeal to the youth but the youth moves on to something like 2 weeks later and remembers the other thing as an embarrassing part of their past
watched the 2-hour premier of The Librarians. basic premise appears to be Warehouse 13 is run by The Doctor (10th, specifically), and he and his plucky crew go save the world from leaking magic shenanigans once a week. except so far it feels like they
mechandra replied to your post: ok so this is a bit odd maybe but in f…sounds like a bit of a fixation.oh, most likely! I have a definite tendency to be obsessive and focus on very particular things. I do make an effort to break things up though
I don’t play Overwatch but a lot of folks I follow do and reblog art and comics about it and so I always gotta imagine voices for the characters since I don’t actually know what most of them sound like and then whenever I do get around to hearing
transmasc-wizard:rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
Nothing to do except fantasize about being held down by one of the cute guys at work and getting fucked up the butt and hes dressed up like Ash Ketchum. I have a boner now.
samsdean: everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
jacksswaggieadventures: cupons: Pharaoh in a box. Its like a dick in a box, except better. Reblogging for that comment OMG XDXDXDXDXD
missing-misha: sassyasspeterhale: subite-vene-in-misha: weirdnessincarnate: 221-winchester-angel: I’m putting this up again, just to remind people Don’t forget countries. And planets. #and operating systems and objects, like cars and such
i had a dream last night that was exactly like my normal life: i went to school, i came home, i had dinner, etc. you know, completely normal things. except throughout the dream there was this bag of trail mix that would just appear in random places, and
sweetfleet: do you ever get really motivated to organize your stuff but like halfway after pulling everything out and getting things all over the place you lose the motivation and just sit in the middle of the catastrophe for like 2 hours on the computer
theodorepython: rameninblack: something is seriously wrong with these icons like the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) the icons for link and chat are virtually identical
noiz’s outfit is so cute like wtf i’d wear the shit out of it.
sixpenceee: Goblin Shark First described in 1898, the goblin shark had already been known to Japanese fishermen, who called ittengu-zame, tengu being a mythical goblin with an extremely long nose that looked a bit like Pinocchio, except like Jareth
dookiediamonds: witchomo: I am honestly so fed up with how much people over-glorify this girl like I’m physically exhausted You let white man tell you about your self. Shit you should know. Have a seat and get comfy Bruh.
dpiddy-mercwiththemoves: Ran into this while browsing the internet. With this, I’d like to add Rule 34.9: There is a Deadpool version of it. No exceptions.
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
I am always some degree of horny.
valentineish:notahorseindisguise:midnight-revelation:hiveswap:notahorseindisguise:mysticorset:notahorseindisguise:the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy,
repllicunt: have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
explorersofsky: my life is like that thing in cartoons where the characters are influenced by a little angel and a little devil on their shoulders, except instead of angel and devil it’s “logical thought” and “anxiety disorder”
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
evilspice: i genuinely do not wanna know what’s going on in the world EVER i’m sick of it i fucking hate politics like i’m not built for this world at all i wanna live in a secluded cave away from society and civilisation so fucking BAD but like
more-than-useless:do you ever have those ultra nostalgic days where everything reminds you of something like the trees smell like your 13th birthday and a book cover reminds you of a winter three years ago and you step outside and it’s like walking
everyone else has these cute ‘firsts’ and I’m like do not even ask me about mine except my first kiss which was at a Tim Hortons like a true canuck
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
hovers protectively over cherubs like a big mama bear
caledscratch replied to your post: watching my mom play Flower, it’s really relaxing… what is flower! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnxk-USQyfQ It’s a really beautiful game on the PSN ;u; like ů for it, its just really peaceful and so
glasworks: leslielumarie: Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate every +Like I can get, but to be honest +likes don’t do shit for an artist. No one will look through your +likes except you. If you really like an artist give them some exposure, yknow?
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
this is the sexiest man on the planet. if you dont look like this i am not interested.
oh no he gets all his clothes off and he’s down to his underwear and you’re like“are those Spider-Man undies”and he’s like
A man of few words…I like it!
piranicos replied to your post: anonymous asked:I apologize for b… this is like wall-e so cute omgg cr i e s///
notahorseindisguise:the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as
