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nicecocklittlebro: It’s dad’s 50th birthday, so we’re all back at the house. I spent most of the weekend pounding my little brother’s ass in the attic though. Except when dad managed to break away from the party long enough to destroy both our
At a cafe this morning I saw a man that looked just like this stud, except he was wearing clothes and a wedding ring. Im even harder now imagining that this was what was hidden beneath.
cumformeboredwifey: Except for the fact that we were in his bed, this is what I think the first time I made love with my dad looked like Shoutout to G. Enjoy little slut
bigmommaslittleboy: My step mom says my cock feels just like dads except it is always hard…
sexylittlesister: Alright dad…. We are home alone, and I’m feeling exceptionally horny….. Like it or not, you’re mine!
Every afternoon after school, I would go to my Dad’s bedroom and take off everything except my skirt. Then I would lie down and take a nap. I am a heavy sleeper so I usually didn’t wake up until after Daddy had pulled me up onto my knees and
incestamy: Every morning, my mom wakes me up for school EXCEPT on Fridays. She has to leave earlier for work on Fridays, so my dad wakes me up that day. Since I knew this, I slept naked one Thursday night, just to see what would happen when he wakes
bedheadhipster: Made Nick’s Valentine’s Day present! #airforce #airforcegirlfriend #milso #afgirlfriend #usaf #tieblanket @usaf_silentranks Omg I made the exact blanket for my dad:) except I put the fabric on backwards-.-
confessionsforstrangers: mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever My Dad used to always tell me this joke, except it was “I’ll have a pint of…….. bitter, please.” haha. I haven’t heard that joke in at last 6 and a half years now..
xgendadsandsons: sickdeviantmind: Dad and his kid have some alone time after he gets home from work. There’s a special tenderness between a father and his son that no woman could ever understand. That’s why this evening with his child is exceptional.
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the-dominant-son: Dad was usually gone by the time I woke up to get ready for school which mom knew meant that she had to be in my bed, naked. Today was no exception. I was gently woken up to her soft voice and her hand massaging my morning wood.
farmerfransgirl: “Every day, my father marks me as his property by splattering or showering my face in his cum or piss. I can’t imagine anyone else owning my body except for my dad.”
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that I’m watching the new Steven Universe episodes as they come out because there’s gayness, or my brother not realizing that and badgering me about why I’m watching a children’s cartoon.I
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fyrpdownnout: The first conversation i had today. #AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I love them) #doyouwanttorideahorse? Mom: wow james! I wanted to message you but you messaged me first, it’s like magic! Dad: hey james, do you want to
princesscallyie: So this started off as a random doodle and ended up as a redraw of this scene but except for nagging her dad for money, she nags Jack for the D. And Jack gets so annoyed that he just whips it out for her, which pleases Prinny greatly.
pencilscratchins:pencilscratchins:assorted dad antics. i don’t really know why’d you’d except anything different from me anymore[ID: Two separate comics of Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin, and Grgou from Star Wars.Photo 1: In two panels, Luke is holding
dadsboysbears: dadsboysbears: Lots of Dads Boys Bears Musclebears Redheads Black Men (all over 18) Follow me at Dads Boys Bears Reds Blacks. OMG this is one exceptionally handsome, hairy, sexy man. Physically ideal for what I like and want in
“Come on, Dad. Let’s have a quick one then back to the party before they miss us.”Just like every other party the last few years, except this one was her engagement party.As she was wiping herself clean, she said, “That was just to let you know
bug-dad: When ur bf is a dogman who has no chill, except sometimes, when he’s sleepy. @kpfightmaster
@lwtsweater: my dad saw this in a toy shop do u understand how obsessed ireland is w niall
dad-bods: He’s still pretty lean except for his gut, but that’s going to change if he keeps drinking the way he’s been lately.
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: tenthousand-rectums: When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner This is the only “bathbomb” meme I will except it is the only one it is the ultimate dad thing to do im dead
lesgledemeaux: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: tenthousand-rectums: When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner This is the only “bathbomb” meme I will except it is the only one it is the ultimate dad thing to do im dead #*throws a bath
jxhn-murphy:Ok so a few years ago my brother got married on April fools day, and he called my dad and he was all “dad guess what I got married” and my dad was like “haha funny happy April fools day” except my brother had actually gotten married.
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:tenthousand-rectums: When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner This is the only “bathbomb” meme I will except it is the only one it is the ultimate dad thing to do im dead
jxhn-murphy: Ok so a few years ago my brother got married on April fools day, and he called my dad and he was all “dad guess what I got married” and my dad was like “haha funny happy April fools day” except my brother had actually gotten married.
torpedo-ted: wait a fucking second none of the human homestuck characters except dad were actually born right so shouldnt they not have belly buttons? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD
tangarang: awesomevines: Brittlestar Parenting After Star Wars dad: gregor go clean your roomgregor: *lights up toy lightsaber*dad: ….dad: alright lets do this *lights up his own lightsaber*
brownpeopleproblems: damn mom back at it again with the emotional manipulation
Well basically, My dad used to beat me when I was growing up. My parents got divorced when I was in 5th grade because my mom cheated on my dad. Everyone knew in our family and family friends except me because they were trying to protect me. I ignored
emmylucifer replied to your photo: cuz i love ‘em. OMG! i want to get a tattoo like that too! except i want mom&dad in the same heart (my mom always wanted my dad to get that with her name in it but he never wants to get tattoos so i thought i’d
desperatenlonely: Dad and I were hanging out at the beach one afternoon. We looked around and noticed most people have left. We pratically were the only ones left except for a few people still in the water minding their own business. Dad pulled down
thefancyliving: Taking a drive in my world. Dad’s new Bentley.
Sooooooooooo my aunt is crazy awesome. My Dad brought mantu home a few weeks ago and I was like fuck yeah tasty food! Except it had meat in it and I just wanted to die because that shit is so good, but vegetarian uuuuuuuuughhh. So my Dad calls and
