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genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
leomoriat: poesdaughter: Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.” Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of
fancyrussiansushi: Movies and things to love- 28/??? Attack on Titan “The strong feed upon weak. It’s such an obligingly simple rule. Except in this world, my friends tried to be strong.”
fursecutions:narcotic:we’re so close to revealing which state is the most homophobicthat’s cool but in all of these states except california a trans woman can legally be blamed for her own murder
eruzayne: Nalu- Gryffindor. AHHH IS ANYONE ELSE A HUGE POTTER HEAD AND NALU SHIPPER. I freaking love both of these franchises (unfortunately neither belong to me) but this fanart does. I can imagine Lucy being in any of the houses except slytherine and
slugbox: Netflix should have a feature called movie night where subscribers can start a chat room and watch a movie that plays at the same time for all of the participants. Like a stream except legal and livestream doesn’t ban you.
tinfoilrobot: prydon: post-scriptvm: prydon: i still can’t believe there’s an entire serial of doctor who where the villain is a guy who looks exactly like the doctor except sexier and more evil and it was missing from existence until 2013 like
i was playing with this person named jakob and we finally got to get everyone except 1 guy to party with us but then i got disconnected i cry
idlehandsf: Done by @derickmontez_ #derickmontezidlehandsf ! He is in the shop every day except Monday and Friday. Available for walkins and appointments! #idlehandsf
jstheater: The actors playing Malcolm X (Nigel Thatch) and Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (David Oyelowo), in Selma(2014). It’s an exceptional film and in theaters now, so please support it if you can!
royalsiblings: Nothing better than fucking and coming inside a school girl… except fucking and coming inside a school girl who’s also your little sister…
cerethius replied to your post: I’m going to need a new League of Legends Coach… What roles do you play? I could follow you around with a support if you’d like and watch how you do stuff I know all roles except Jungle and My Main Role
mollypops23: therealerme: intriguingbuthorrible: Something perversely erotic about reforming former dykes. Yeah, we hated each others’ guts, but there’s only so much you can take before nothing matters except grinding and kissing and needing,
shea-wut:sassy-hook:pleasant-trees: aprilsvigil: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high
mikhyel: So, really, these pictures totally capture the essence of Tiger & Bunny for me. First you have Tiger VS. Bunny, then you have them seeming okay together except OMG what’s going on?!, then you have Tiger AND Bunny being cute at each other.
shinichameleon: It’s for cosplay reference. I find it interesting website called “Busou Sakura” (You need google translate, it’s Japanese website) . It’s a real-size weapon collection shop where you can buy and create your own weapon. (Except
sassy-hook: pleasant-trees: aprilsvigil: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
What is New Years when you don’t have any friends same old regular Tuesday except I don’t have to get up at 5am 👍🏻
Seriously, if you’re a girly blog, an ocean blog, Harry Potter blog, Game of Thrones, edgy, dark, or pretty much anything except hipsters/doctor who/supernatural, like this and I’ll probably end up following you all.
gymbunnycandie:I believe in you. You are exceptional, inspirational, and insatiable. I just want you to know that you are special. You are not useless, pathetic, or a degenerate. Even for those of you who fantasize of being used and abused, never
drhiphop: blacknoonajade: fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey: leomoriat: poesdaughter: Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.” Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and
Dear Banana, even though I hate you for making me pick you up at 1am you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me (except Boston and axel😂) I love you lots and can’t wait to see what our future holds. @missameliajane
there was a caterpillar inside my strawberry :| sorry your home got frozen up and bitten into, little bug friend!
I was tagged by @sapphicfaery to make and post my own aesthetic moodboard! Thanks, it was pretty fun! (I don’t know if I did it right, I’ve never done this before)I don’t know if any of my followers like doing this sort of thing but if you want
I made a fire! and even though it’s not a very good fire it’s still a fire! and i made it go!
kontroverzno: “I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.” — Allen Ginsberg, The Book of Martyrdom and Artifice
midsumner: “I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.” — Allen Ginsberg, The Book of Martyrdom and Artifice (via down-the-rabbith0le)
lixpex: The singlet had done its work well. Tom’s body had already been transformed, the pleasure was overwhelming his senses, and he was well on his way to forgetting everything except wrestling and sex. Now he was nothing but a big dumb meathead
Everyone on this show is so stupid and I can’t belive I watch it. NOT ONLY WATCH IT I LOVE IT.
There are literally no male contraceptives except condoms and surgery which honestly arent the best in terms of availability and it fucking pisses me off like literally destroys me
tonysopranobignaturals:utopians:when I become an eccentric billionaire I’m going to buy every house in 10 square blocks of unremarkable suburb. I will have them all furnished and decorated except for (and this is key) one house in the dead center.
nudne: tripping-on-stars: nudne: hey if ur lgbt reblog this and tag ur opinion on wearing socks to bed I’m not lgbt and i am extremelly offended. So… my opinion of wearimg socks in bed doesn’t matter? Okay. Cool. This is not interesting anyway.
majungasawrus: spiderman homecoming au where everything is same except steve and tony are peter’s recently separated dads, steve doesn’t know peter is spiderman, and peter gets to be lectured by captain america twice in a day
beefiar: All Black Dresses001 || 002 003 || 004 005 || 006 007 || 008
chickiefingie: givingblowjobs: i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy so accurate did you really take my url off of this and add a useless comment too wow thanks i hope you have an unhappy fathers day bye
elegantpaws: hellogumdrop: fireandeyre: aprilsvigil: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and
setbabiesonfire: Don’t do drugs, kids. Except LSD and marijuana. And psilocyben shrooms. Maybe some mescaline or DMT too. Try salvia at least once as well.
sissywannab: suzieme: Everyone has left except Sissy and her Daddy He’s taking a snapshot for the occasion - he’s about to fulfill one of Sissy’s fantasies - having anal sex in a movie theater! And when they’re done, leaving a puddle of sticky
lately whenever I’m awake before Dylan and he wakes up I kind of bombard him with conversation and I don’t mean to but I just like talking to him so much I LIKE TELLING HIM THINGS
aprilsvigil: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels. But no, if you watch closely
derilluminat: thinkveganworld: blackfairypresident: you cant eat chicken and then get upset because someone eats dog its literally the exact same thing except you have an emotional attachment to dogs Fact. This.
royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU
sniffing: australiansanta:do u wanna hear a storyin primary school i had like ok handwriting but apparently not good enough to get a pen license IM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT and like my teacher gave out pen licenses to everyone in the class except me and
truckers-cruiser: love to do this at rest areas. the ones rarely used except truckers and suckers and fuckers…always roll shorts up in hand just in case.Never know when a cop might cum then again I serviced one for four years I met at a rest area.
ppsperv: gymbunnycandie: I believe in you. You are exceptional, inspirational, and insatiable. I just want you to know that you are special. You are not useless, pathetic, or a degenerate. Even for those of you who fantasize of being used and
can we just split all the awarsd between kristen stewart and jennifer lawrence and be done with it
bigfootkeller: Every day is Monday except Friday and Saturday, and the worst day of all is Pre-Monday
I heard a very funny story about a tree the other day. Once upon a time, there was a world where all of the trees had died a long, long time ago. All of them except one. And One day, a boy wandering the endless fields found this tree and had the urge
I miss talking to everyone!! all the lil angels who have been with me since the beginning, when I was a baby bun with a sticker chart and worried about telling darfin I liked to call him daddy and now look at me - I just drove darfin to a town an hour
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
get home from a 10 hour shift at work (8am-6pm) doing physical labor and immediately unload 30 pavers from my Mom’s truck that are a good 15 pounds each what the fuck are brothers even for?
ineedmasculism: I need masculism because I’m sick of women believing that all men are rapists. They should believe that all men are rapists except me, and have sex with me as a reward because I’m such a nice guy and a nice guy is hard to find.
zerojanitor:tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves
