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(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Grandpa Boris has one simple rule: “If a female student doesn’t have an exceptional brain, she has to have an exceptional pussy!”
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)Grandpa Boris has one simple rule: “If a female student doesn’t have an exceptional brain, she has to have an exceptional pussy!”
After the party, your wife commented several times that your boss had been an exceptionally polite, gallant and attentive host and a real gentleman. Just one week later he was fucking your always-proper wife behind your back and she was begging him to
You have long know about the many married women your mother has seduced and trained to be her submissive lesbians; and how much she enjoys embarrassing and humbling their cuckold husbands. So, why should your wife be an exception? Why should you be an
Leave it to me to update late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Season's Greetings, you nerds! I hope the holidays have been treating all of you well! These losers will be back next year to resume their shenanigans and I’ve also got a bunch of projects planned for
myeroticbunny: As each jealous, agonizing minute ticked past, I watched my wife worship his big cock with her mouth. A growing and stomach-churning realization ate away at my heart; that monstrous hanging piece of man-flesh would soon be buried deep
insanity-and-vanity: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels. But no, if you watch
My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.
Except for the malicious spikes waiting inside.
Death Note AU where everything is the same except L is replaced by Jimmy NeutronAnd he’s still a 3D model, while everyone else and the world remains 2D.
“in the name of the Moon, this is a holdup, bitch! completely and utterly inspired by this. I am so sorry.
whit3noize: unusual asks 1: Do you ever wish you were someone else? 2: What is your full name? 3: How old are you and how old do you get mistaken for? 4: Have you ever dyed your hair? 5: What’s your eye color? 6: Your opinion about your body and how
violentwavesofemotion:It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner
sleuthed said: whispers in ur ear pls watch tng and ds9 and voyager…… bc fanart of that would be… holyc ow i have watched two of those and i have had literally zero desire to draw porn of any of those people
I hate having employees who are shitty people but otherwise exceptional workers. Their odorous personalities clash with their exceptional ability, and it makes it virtually possible to fire them since we don’t directly deal with people. I’m
knifeandlighter: I hate having employees who are shitty people but otherwise exceptional workers. Their odorous personalities clash with their exceptional ability, and it makes it virtually possible to fire them since we don’t directly deal with people.
so today is great i moved some bits and bobs into the flat, it definitely looks more homely now, with its washing up bowl and my very own baking drawer plus a bin, which is veeeery important, plus biscuits. in the biscuit area of the unit (it may be for
i fucking hate the hansen family and all the issues that come with them.
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
dobraeva:*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
lesbianmedusa:anybody else a fan of these rlly niche oneshot fics that r simultaneously a little moody and angsty while being exceptionally tender and sexy. they’re always like 20k words and absolutely nothing happens plot wise except feelings stuff.
virginiasummer: anybody else a fan of these rlly niche oneshot fics that r simultaneously a little moody and angsty while being exceptionally tender and sexy. they’re always like 20k words and absolutely nothing happens plot wise except feelings stuff.
snailwitch: i actually love meme culture because it throws advertisers for such a loop they try so desperately appeal to the youth but the youth moves on to something like 2 weeks later and remembers the other thing as an embarrassing part of their past
merl-pearl: Being able to eat lasagna while watching hannibal, game of thrones and the walking dead makes me feel powerful.
samsdean: everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself
missing-misha: sassyasspeterhale: subite-vene-in-misha: weirdnessincarnate: 221-winchester-angel: I’m putting this up again, just to remind people Don’t forget countries. And planets. #and operating systems and objects, like cars and such
sweetfleet: do you ever get really motivated to organize your stuff but like halfway after pulling everything out and getting things all over the place you lose the motivation and just sit in the middle of the catastrophe for like 2 hours on the computer
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I think its amazing the way you can ship everybody with Aoba and still canon
kuiprebelt: jewishandalite: zhaoly: anarcho-maoist-420: yenantalk: thetenderpassion: Basically “we all eventually have one.” Except for those who aren’t weren’t “entitled” to exist past 18. imagine being this boring. But wait… there’s
Except for three days in September, I haven’t gotten to sleep at home since the penultimate day of August. Now I am back and ready never to leave my bed.
hotwifedixie: Bi Atlanta Selective Hotwife ISO regular exceptional studs and girlfriends. Hub watches and joins. NOT a cuck. Exceptionally hot Atlanta men and women please kik me at dixehotwife.
judusart: Thing in my sketchbook. I always sketch some pic while I’m studying (Except Kup and Ratchet done their finale move pic lol ).
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
overwatch seems neat but i literally know nothing about it except that i ship tracer & widowmaker
percypan: why can’t we all just go and live in animal crossing there’s no economy you don’t have to eat you can sleep for 6 years and people give you stuff for free
emilyhasadventures: jakejinglish: adorkablenerdvana: sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions i mean look at this thing it’s
#every woman should have a butterfly knife #and just play with it while dudes ask her dumb things (via leupagus)
thatwasmeanish: sunflowersforamy: I wonder what would happen if somebody invented a video game wherein your vision is first-person camera and you never see a reflection or yourself or hear your own voice but you basically just have to do standard action
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine
pureplastic: beyonceminajkardashians: «L'uomo Vogue Italia» 2014 Your fave could NEVER. not even in a million years.
cooking for friends and watching buffy together is pretty nice :3 except now they’re off to the movies and i can’t watch any more buffy until they’re back nooo
janedoughxvx: I’ve always had this mentality like “all bodies are good bodies… except mine,” and that a really shitty mentality. I shouldn’t be an exception. I find beauty in everyone except myself, and that’s an unacceptable way to live.
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
explorersofsky: my life is like that thing in cartoons where the characters are influenced by a little angel and a little devil on their shoulders, except instead of angel and devil it’s “logical thought” and “anxiety disorder”
exceptionals: *is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*
rattlemymilkbonez: gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole
yarino: it’s frustrating when you’re the only person who can see through someone’s bullshit and lies whilst everyone else fawns over them i see thru everything always i will punch anyone in the face
valentine’s day is almost over and I have gotten no things 😿
I have grown out my nails for the first time ever (except fake ones) and I’m so not used to it, I’m covered in scratches and my hands look brutal
I had a very good day yesterday, I finallllyyy got to see darfin for a whole day!! and we went and saw the ratchet and clank movie (very odd) and he was so lovey and cute and im so happpy
caledscratch replied to your post: watching my mom play Flower, it’s really relaxing… what is flower! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnxk-USQyfQ It’s a really beautiful game on the PSN ;u; like ů for it, its just really peaceful and so
fefairi: >person reblogs a post supporting the hs girls just to say: everyone is so important except feferi and nepeta, fuck them. LEGIT THOsomeone reblogged my ‘hs girls are so important’ post and literally added yeah except kanaya,
Tonight we’re gonna see each other, and we want ourselves so much.She’ll be wearing that cute dress of hers, that it’s so esy to take off. and that actually doesn’t eve has to be taken off..I’ll be kissing her so much. until her voice break,
-norrington: Yo, ho, haul together Hoist the Colours high Heave ho, thieves and beggars Never shall we die
oh no he gets all his clothes off and he’s down to his underwear and you’re like“are those Spider-Man undies”and he’s like
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
