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After the party, your wife commented several times that your boss had been an exceptionally polite, gallant and attentive host and a real gentleman. Just one week later he was fucking your always-proper wife behind your back and she was begging him to
You have long know about the many married women your mother has seduced and trained to be her submissive lesbians; and how much she enjoys embarrassing and humbling their cuckold husbands. So, why should your wife be an exception? Why should you be an
Leave it to me to update late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Season's Greetings, you nerds! I hope the holidays have been treating all of you well! These losers will be back next year to resume their shenanigans and I’ve also got a bunch of projects planned for
insanity-and-vanity: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels. But no, if you watch
except maybe ice cream and cookie and cake……
wife-led-husband: A fun punishment is to make your hubby wear panties and stockings under his work clothes. No one will know except you and him, and its all he will be able to think about. Some husbands might actually thing of this as a reward!
Death Note AU where everything is the same except L is replaced by Jimmy NeutronAnd he’s still a 3D model, while everyone else and the world remains 2D.
I’m the Grumpus, the Afternooner, or Sleep Didn’t Happen. Depends.
whit3noize: unusual asks 1: Do you ever wish you were someone else? 2: What is your full name? 3: How old are you and how old do you get mistaken for? 4: Have you ever dyed your hair? 5: What’s your eye color? 6: Your opinion about your body and how
violentwavesofemotion:It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner
and i, never wanted anything from you except everything you had, and what was left after that too -ah! ♫
sleuthed said: whispers in ur ear pls watch tng and ds9 and voyager…… bc fanart of that would be… holyc ow i have watched two of those and i have had literally zero desire to draw porn of any of those people
gallifreyin: doctor who meme | eight quotes (3/8) Except that implies—in this big grand scheme of Gods and Devils—that she’s just a victim. But I’ve seen a lot of this Universe. I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods.
so today is great i moved some bits and bobs into the flat, it definitely looks more homely now, with its washing up bowl and my very own baking drawer plus a bin, which is veeeery important, plus biscuits. in the biscuit area of the unit (it may be for
i fucking hate the hansen family and all the issues that come with them.
sometimes i REALLY LIKE A SHIP but i don’t want to see smut of that ship i don’t even know why i’m just like ‘no babies all ur supposed to do is kiss and hug and hold hands and be cuties’ ‘what are you doing no don’t touch their genitals’
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
borderlessbird: When you are happy and enjoying yourself and BPD comes and now you are a hot mess
timefortigers: altonzm: 12-tone: mapsontheweb: What Americans are thankful for? This actually…really sweet and pure? #we love the rain #thunderstorms sunsets mercy and youtube
brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:gwyneth paltrow doesnt give a single fuck about the mcu except rdj and tony and that’s the level i wanna get at
I woke up smack in the middle of a dream so now I’m super groggy and disoriented and blehalso a little disappointed because the dream was kind of interesting. It took place during the zombie apocalypse, except there were no zombies in the dream itself
merl-pearl: Being able to eat lasagna while watching hannibal, game of thrones and the walking dead makes me feel powerful.
samsdean: everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself
missing-misha: sassyasspeterhale: subite-vene-in-misha: weirdnessincarnate: 221-winchester-angel: I’m putting this up again, just to remind people Don’t forget countries. And planets. #and operating systems and objects, like cars and such
moni158: I wanted to draw their different body types…then I realized they would all be the same, with the exception of tiny Armin and hulk Reiner…OTL and after I drew this I realized it looks like Bertholdt is touching his leg all seductively and
sweetfleet: do you ever get really motivated to organize your stuff but like halfway after pulling everything out and getting things all over the place you lose the motivation and just sit in the middle of the catastrophe for like 2 hours on the computer
I think its amazing the way you can ship everybody with Aoba and still canon
Except for three days in September, I haven’t gotten to sleep at home since the penultimate day of August. Now I am back and ready never to leave my bed.
judusart: Thing in my sketchbook. I always sketch some pic while I’m studying (Except Kup and Ratchet done their finale move pic lol ).
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
mollypops23: therealerme: intriguingbuthorrible: Something perversely erotic about reforming former dykes. Yeah, we hated each others’ guts, but there’s only so much you can take before nothing matters except grinding and kissing and needing,
wife-led-husband: A fun punishment is to make your hubby wear panties and stockings under his work clothes. No one will know except you and him, and its all he will be able to think about.
percypan: why can’t we all just go and live in animal crossing there’s no economy you don’t have to eat you can sleep for 6 years and people give you stuff for free
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
my dog made friends with another dog who is apparently a bad influence?? i don’t mind because he doesn’t really get along with any dogs or people except my other dog and she’s very old and can’t play with him as much
My chest hurts. I hate tonight. I’ll never sleep and I’ll just lay here with these goddamn terrible thoughts and bullshit and just constantly spiral back downwards. I’m surprised I’m even able to type this.
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
beefiar: All Black Dresses001 || 002 003 || 004 005 || 006 007 || 008
explorersofsky: my life is like that thing in cartoons where the characters are influenced by a little angel and a little devil on their shoulders, except instead of angel and devil it’s “logical thought” and “anxiety disorder”
setbabiesonfire: Don’t do drugs, kids. Except LSD and marijuana. And psilocyben shrooms. Maybe some mescaline or DMT too. Try salvia at least once as well.
truckers-cruiser: love to do this at rest areas. the ones rarely used except truckers and suckers and fuckers…always roll shorts up in hand just in case.Never know when a cop might cum then again I serviced one for four years I met at a rest area.
virused: list of people i like: dogs
rattlemymilkbonez: gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole
bigfootkeller: Every day is Monday except Friday and Saturday, and the worst day of all is Pre-Monday
I have grown out my nails for the first time ever (except fake ones) and I’m so not used to it, I’m covered in scratches and my hands look brutal
I had a very good day yesterday, I finallllyyy got to see darfin for a whole day!! and we went and saw the ratchet and clank movie (very odd) and he was so lovey and cute and im so happpy
nothing like working all day and then coming home to eat a fat bowl of chipotle
thank you so much everyone all your positive comments really mean a lot to mean and i have so much fun drawing and cosplaying and im glad i can share all of that with you all <3 and about the glasses they were actually commissioned but i made/bought
exceptance: thenamelessnarrator-deactivated: I’m just so alone and ugly and useless that I just don’t know how to handle anything anymore. ME
Tonight we’re gonna see each other, and we want ourselves so much.She’ll be wearing that cute dress of hers, that it’s so esy to take off. and that actually doesn’t eve has to be taken off..I’ll be kissing her so much. until her voice break,
setbabiesonfire: Don’t do drugs, kids. Except LSD and marijuana. And psilocyben shrooms. Maybe some mescaline or DMT too. Try salvia at least once as well. True.
oh no he gets all his clothes off and he’s down to his underwear and you’re like“are those Spider-Man undies”and he’s like
further research reveals that shauna’s “quadtails” are just regular pigtails except parted in two and styled oddly ahaaaaaaahahaha as in, one part is wrapped around towards the front and the other part kinda just curls downwards and
I’m the equivelent of that ex that’s hits you up to ruin ya life up again except we were never a thing & im just bored
