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urbancatfitters: i’m the only one who can say bad things about me everyone else has to tell me i’m perfect those are the rules
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
thumbsupppppp: beau-be-mine: nevergrowinupp: Everyone should have a baby elephant running across a road on their blog IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE LEGS AND HOW IT’S RUNNING OMFG aw omg so cute
starrynight3: I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell
obsessivencompulsive: In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.”
samuelshakusky: samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams
goldenphizzwizard: hattedguineapigs: me on my ascent into adulthood Someone add this to the post where everyone falls in hell please
hanging-inthe-balance: egg-r0lls: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?! Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys. I just died of cute.
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT. sassy dolphins.
internetkilledmylife: danalmostcaughtonfire: gangbangs: i cnat bREA THGE THATS SMOOTH AS SHIT I HAVE TO USE THAT SOMETIME I literally asked everyone I saw “there’s 21 letters in the alphabet right?” And they all said “yes”
odair: lampsarepeopletoo: the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza everyone likes pizza i think u need to reread
skippypb: cyberdepressed: DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE
soo-long-soldier: Today in PE this girl decided to play some music for us while we work out and she started playing death metal and everyone looked at her like “the fuck is this” so she stopped playing it and out of no where this girl in the corner
cocainegoldchains: umistakemeforstraight: fearfullittleloverr: A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full”
uncreativeminds: this needs to be on everyones blog
i need affection from everyone 24/7 but i also need to be left alone 24/7 do u see the issue here
fragileminded: leopard-onthe-run: That’s the best advice ever, because everyone is somebody’s baby Reblogging because of this comment ^
animandaxd: ask-0ncie: danglingthpider: boredsociopath: On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say
thekidsfromwonderland: commandonationordie: i never know what to do when everyone is pretty. you are honestly the greatest person ever
longhighway: I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
vegansinapaperbag: this is precious omg so everyone on the show is wicked supportive of each other, like so supportive it HURTS they’re so sweet, and drake & katherine did a fucking amazing job on the javelin holy crap but yall should know i’m
painfulhung3r: This is beautiful…i wanted to post this as a photo to give everyone a chance to see this. There still is hope in humanity <3
joshifereverlark: forever-merthur: omgtsn: therealmrslovett: earthfolk: Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum. Because everyone should have this on their blog useful for class Clotpole. MY TEACHER
iamboredletsshootthewall: zukowantshonorforchristmas: rawrsamsadino: ofdanhowell: John Green everyone #wow cutie patootie I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. But I don’t disagree. I mean he is kind of
fuckyeahtxtposts: i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
sscars: im following back everyone, if i dont follow back message me!
neil-gaiman: jupiterstarr: Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100% I was sending photos like this to everyone when I started writing Nightmare in Silver. There is something uniquely
impurefection: I’m following back EVERYONE and promoting all my new followers until they gain 150+ each!
graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
elucidatings: Fashion / Nature / Boho blog who follows back and promotes EVERYONE ♡
cravingly: jordandrobson: frankoceans: breathebieber: posting since i haven’t seen it on tumblr to reblog yet enjoy justin bieber falling face first on your blog everyone THE KID WALKING BY OMG CRYIFGN reblogging because nobody deserves to fall
mymistakesandretakes: ohscarjo: dehoppus: thisisalifeyoucantdenyus: Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot I’ve
okwuteva: i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
vampiremusicianadam: is-this-name-creative: This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the
troyesivan: Grammy award nominee, Ed Sheeran, everyone.
superpower-lottery: nprfandom: reasons black clothing is superior everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass everything matches you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment what are stains five words: yoghurt stain near your
themainmane: Politics, everyone.
random–bullshit: to julia, because everyone deserves a tumblr crush, and you are mine, and hi, and idk what else to say because i’m an awkward turtle… Have a nice day, i really like your eyes :)
plaguedog: iguanamouth: last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room
analpoking: is everyone going to ignore the fact that donkey from shrek fucked a dragon
the-war-inside-my-head: I hate when people try and justify that everyone should love their parents unconditionally just because they’re family. That’s bullshit, if someone treats you like shit repeatedly you have every right to hate them. You don’t
sparkafterdark: momunofu: dadurl: momunofu: chillin on a Saturday night Calm down jojo you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax You call that “chillin”? Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book
enjolrad: pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story
milfordman: reasons black clothing is superior everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass everything matches you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment what are stains
champ2000: hype1ting: Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?
petah-l: bhambiie: hersheykiss3s: happy-castle: instahot: this has to be on everyone’s blog at least once ‘look this is the color i want’ always reblog best. movie. ever. “it’s gorgeous”
khawlabentalazwaar: gothamcityballet: deafmuslimpunx: exquisitedialectics: takealookatyourlife: Aiya Van Kooten everyone When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator
wonkass-willy: swimon: everyone is trying to change your view This is amazing.
keepuporshutup: I wanna kick the shit out of everyone that tries to tickle me
grandtheftemo: hearing a song from a band i like playing in a public place is such a stressful experience because i want to tell everyone hEY THATS MY FAVOURITE BAND DO U HEAR THAT YEAH I LOVE THEM I KNOW EVERY WORD TO THIS SONG and break out the air
sasstiel-has-arrived: TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC
spankmethorin: radgreymon: rudegirlqueer: sarcasticxfantastic: socialismartnature: Rape, By The Numbers. everyone needs to see this graphic Boost. crazy I linked this to my guy friends who always use the excuse of “What about the false reports?
thelordliam: This picture has such a funny story. After this man came home from the war, he was on his way home, so excited, when he grabbed this lady and kissed her. A random photographer saw it and snapped the picture. Everyone at the time was obsessed
fake-mermaid: just you wait for january 1st when everyone will be making text posts saying “it feels like 2013 was only yesterday!” just wait
hamish-and-holmes: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: sarahtypeswords: justbeencumberbatched: fishingboatproceeds: jsgabel: Not to make everyone hate me, but am I supposed to find Benedict Cumberbatch adorable? If you don’t find him at least slightly
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