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naughtyjamie: fishnethousepet: I haven’t even watched this back yet, but yeah. Booty is the word of the day kids. I love that jiggle! may I kiss that for you
Okay this Dildo from @pinkbobtoys is fucking bomb. Its so soft, it feels like real skin I’m not even kidding. Its bendable so you can bend it to hit the gspot, its thick and big as you can tell, the head is so soft and squishy and it has SUPER powerful
I got my first “Please think of the children” man.. when i was a kid, it was fucking hard to find porn… even porn related to animated series or videogames, and now with the whole thing about everything is online and shit, finding porn is hella
askpeonyponi: Today, I discovered the box of karismacolour pencils I was not allowed to use when I was a kid. I wanted to use them more than anything, but never got to, being stuck with nothing more than the shitty 12 pack of not-even-poundland quality
theruleset: Wow, Daisy, being a full-grown adult forced to use a little kids potty must be humiliating. Oh, in front of me in the living room by the way. No, you can’t seem to do anything right, so I’ll even wipe you. Are you embarassed? Good. (starring
jessicalprice: npr: Back in the 1960s, the U.S. started vaccinating kids for measles. As expected, children stopped getting measles. But something else happened. Childhood deaths from all infectious diseases plummeted. Even deaths from diseases like
ropetrainkeep: Loving this boy’s amazing legs. Amazing legs which attach to an even more amazing ass. This kid is amazing. Period. The End. Though there will be plenty more of him in the days and months to come. K?
sn0w72897: calamity-cain: geekishchic: This is how you know they’re actually brothers. this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
casasstrophe:hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
wearetylerspeople: dnhowell:wiener-cest: bro-just: i-fuck-nuns: said the skinny white boy with brand-name clothes said the boy who felt fucking insecure WOAH WOAH KIDS WOAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BOYS CAN BE INSECURE EVEN IF THEY HAVE WHITE SKIN
Long day…birthday cake frapp was necessary even if @jillemconus did get accused of calling some woman’s kids the n word in the process! This was all after she paid for their drinks because their card was declined ed for insufficient funds!
teroknortailor: the saddest thing to read in an article about parents of trans kids is “i didn’t sign up for this” like yes you did. yes you fucking did. you signed up the minute you decided to have a child and i’m fucking appalled that you even
My older sister…waiting…for me to get out of detention. I didn’t even do anything wrong. Other kids broke the window, but I got the blame. It won’t matter to Her. Just another excuse to beat me to a pulp, kick and stomp me til
johngreenhateblog:thehorribleghost:vondell-txt:Full text on DailyKos via Shaun Kingi cannot believe what i am reading herenot the little kid we’re seeing in pictures?? excuse me?? most of the photos people are sharing of tamir were taken months or even
bassviking: jessicalprice: npr: Back in the 1960s, the U.S. started vaccinating kids for measles. As expected, children stopped getting measles. But something else happened. Childhood deaths from all infectious diseases plummeted. Even deaths from
he-is-your-glass-of-tea: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
vampireapologist: This little kid in the hospital just ran into the elevator with me and his mom was like no that’s not our elevator it’s going up! And he must’ve been two at most, absolutely could not read, and even though it wasn’t marked with
theruleset: Wow, Daisy, being a full-grown adult forced to use a little kids potty must be humiliating. Oh, in front of me in the living room by the way. No, you can’t seem to do anything right, so I’ll even wipe you. Are you embarassed? Good.(starring
yogfan14: surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS ONE OF MY
radbun: radbun: is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out please i really really really need help even if its just
casasstrophe: hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
reidigul: wearetylerspeople:dnhowell:wiener-cest:bro-just:i-fuck-nuns: said the skinny white boy with brand-name clothes said the boy who felt fucking insecure WOAH WOAH KIDS WOAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BOYS CAN BE INSECURE EVEN IF THEY HAVE WHITE
insanitycase: theother9tenths: july04th1776: the sunset was beautiful tonight OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME EVEN OUR SUNSETS ARE PATRIOTIC
wizardscience: orcgf: orcgf: if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was
killbenedictcumberbatch: lesbianium-z: reallytrying: dream-nectar: The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter. she is WHAT? sickening I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil mom
importantbirds: gerardwheys: eeneyaoifan97: This is the MONEY BIRD 💰 💰 💰 REBLOG AND MONEY WILL COME YOUR WAY! not even kidding, i just received an email about my revised financial aid package and the amount of grant money i received nearly
kirbot12: Pamela the Kirby (Deadly Rock Queen)Toxic Kirbio/Copy User (tho she doesnt know)Age: 24Height: 5'1"Brief History/Bio: She actually came from the past. Rock was her passion when she was a kid even though her rich parents refused to let
mal-epicent: spermbanker: sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice……. …too often really You’re not the only one who finds it distracting. Half the time I forget you even have a face… >_> Kidding. ^_^
pitfalling: woodmeat: what did the beatles even do besides be white Are u kidding hating The Beatles is kind of a cool tumblr thing I’ve noticed. You could never have listened to them a day in your life but if you make a text post bashing them
askfacebookderpy: Remember, kids, that you should always have adult supervision or even regular adult vision when you’re talking to ponies you don’t know on the ponynet. It was okay for Dinky to answer because I was here and I saw that the message
liz-pls: fubugod: “Allegedly” with a gun in his hand even if they say that its a gun, the worst is how defense for this situation is on how was “defending himself from like 30 kids” … what? what? did they watch the same video? that officer
popsicle-answers: I never got to see my dad again after that. Not even at his funeral, as they refused to open the coffin. They though it was inappropriate for a kid, or for anyone, to see him in the state he was in. They were probably right. ;n; Poor
adurot: sindri42: acapelladitty: Eddie you are literally the worst villain Like does he even hurt people or is he just shitposting in batman’s general direction? Or then there’s the War of Jokes and Riddles where he murdered someone’s kid (along
shewhoisnotnamed: khaleesea: sktagg23: Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around. #everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political
zombehsakana: Mini Eren Jaeger with palette 17 for cacophonila! You can’t convince me that when Eren was a kid he didn’t dress up like the Survey Corps. and battle “titans”… I’ll bet the little dweeb even tied boxes to himself like 3dmg…
sanvxrs: femslashfantasies: I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people? listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding
lazycatcorner: Spider-Man: The truth is…[takes off mask] I am Spider-Man. The rest of NYC trying to support their son Peter and his dreams even though they know he’s a dumb kid that doesn’t hide his backpacks very well:
jetpackexhaust: Father of two walks on the moon FATHER OF TWO DEFEATS FATHER OF ONE Father of two kills Kennedy Father of three writes Hamlet Some guy who doesn’t even have any kids crucified or something. Telegraph, the only time a headline should
tubartist: Even when I was a kid, Vivian was my absolute favorite partner. She’s so cool! Also, the art style of Twilight Town is soooo good. Sets just the right mood.
blissfulcatharsis: even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
lovediscomfort: theguntogirl: #can you even imagine though #like John couldn’t make it but Dean was in the back row #and all the other kids waved at their moms but Sam waved at dean STOP IT. NO.
gallifrey-feels: dek-says-so: downto142: frettedtoflame: renrevenge: I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK I feel like a legend. Oh sweet baby jeebus. THAT’S NOT EVEN WHET IT WAS
nowandforeverunstoppable: kapow95: strangelybeautifulworld: thereal-khaldrago: snark0lepsy: The Whitest Kids U’ Know x Fuck Not even an exaggeration and then by the time you get to high school no one recites it anymore (unless they’re THAT
wannabeelf: indigofactory: reivenesque: undercover-witch: undercover-witch: The whole “married with kids” ending wouldn’t even be so bad if there was actual romantic development with the endgame couples. But coupling some popular ships, usually
redheadhatchet: bananonbinary: one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
puffyartist: Even with your memories gone the heart still remembers what you bottled up inside The Octo Expansion is really fun & gives me room to come up with angst for my Octo kid so it gets a solid thumbs up in my book.Bonus Panel:
ultrafacts:One particular list of words turned out to be so difficult that the test subjects couldn’t even get through it. The phrase was “pad kid poured curd pulled cod,” and when volunteers tried it, Shattuck-Hufnagel (an MIT psychologist ) said,
In today’s news: A young black kid in Ferguson ended up shot to death in his back yard, surrounded by police. Ferguson PD insisted it was suicide. Even though every witness on the scene claims the cops killed him and there’s an actual audio recording