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wifeluvscock: Even my dad likes my wife’s tits!!
Even after telling my dad “no†many times, he will still find a way to get what he wants
edohio: Even after Dad pulls out my hips won’t stop squirming
humans-of-seoul: “Actually I haven’t had a deep discussion with my dad about how I should live my life, although my dad looked a little bit worried about me. So one evening, I decided to talk to with my dad and told him I really want to have an honest
daddysbottom: I originally didn’t plan on going to Jon’s sex party that evening. My dad was flying into town on business, and I was already planning on meeting up with him at his hotel for a late dinner. Still, I was horny, and I hadn’t cum in
bigbrosfantasies: My mom could not believe her own son convinced her to take it in her ass, not even my dad convinced her and he had more time to do so.
jenna-canon: even my dad had 50mms omgggeeee
This is a normal conversation between my Dad’s 50 and older friends on facebook
The master at work. And yes, he wears his FCI jacket every time he cooks for a large group of people. Even my family.
My dad really loves my mom and seeing that even after like 26 years makes me very happy.
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
I just woke up from a dream where I somehow got a hold of Yonghwa’s favorite guitar and I dont even know how to play guitar but i took it with me everywhere and slept with it
I did go thru a “I don’t know if I can ever have another cat after Ginger” phase but I know my life isn’t complete without a companion. I WILL have another cat someday. Just because my dad doesn’t want one even tho Mom and
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL. I want ten
invertedgender: if u have a bad relationship w your dad I’m really sorry I hope u have a nice older brother or stepdad or grandpa or uncle or maybe even just a really paternal best friend bc dad figures are the most important figures in society and
My dad is still convinced I’m a Republican which is the saddest form of denial I’ve ever seen.
artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
My dad really misses his old house.. I miss it too. He put a lot of money into it and now he isn’t able too get it back… I really miss the house too. I even asked him why he sold it all he said was “I wanted a newer and nicer house
my dad looks at me with disgust if i even say hi to him.
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
Im not sure when it happened…but I guess I HAVE turned into the “cute preppy redhead”. Back in high school and even the beginning of college I was more along the lines of…punky and edgy. I guess my dad working for Vera Bradley
My dad says I’m going to go look at colleges with him next week and stuff and I don’t think he even realized how little I care about anything right now let alone college.
ellielias: tigerator: before you ever even consider having a child you should be ready to handle a disabled child, you should be ready to handle twins, you should be ready to handle a gay child or a trans child because if you’re not ready for your
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
we’re gonna delete deadnames
lovenotofthisworld: thegingerghost: lovenotofthisworld: My Dad just finished the android version of his app for Texas businesses! He writes the book Especially for Texas Employers and helps both business owners and employees learn more about their
playernumber69: November- 14th- 2014 No one was wearing pants lately. I know that sounds pretty funny but it’s true. All of the dudes at school at work even my Dad and brother are just wearing these briefs. They spend a lot of time now taking about
I can’t even and yeah my family calls me Fafe and Faha. Lord only knows why. #dad #paterson #text
iamdeadnowx: Even my dad does sometimes - Ed Sheeran.
k so my dad’s friend got me a new ipod and he told my dad to tell me that “________ oppa got it for you” jfc. i jus-
Even my Dad listens to my music to hear the words I can’t muster up
fairyneko: 5:25pmAt this point, my dad is more famous on here than I am lol and I’m not even mad. He’s a cool dude— walked through the jungles of Guyana for months just to raise awareness about struggle and poverty, he donated his kidney to a coworker
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
my day is not going well - the dad has kept texting me even asking for pictures of me while I continue to ignore, the two shifts I asked for off I got so I’m missing my thanksgiving dinner and halloween, my period just started, it has begun to SNOW
so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn
all black people instinctively know to take the top off the lotion before even considering throwing it away
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and
snow-white-and-little-red: snow-white-and-little-red: snow-white-and-little-red: Guess who Fucking locked themselves out I Fucking climbed through the second floor window My Dad wanted me to show him how i got inside the house Dani what the actual
My dad just started belting out ‘We are the champions’ and when he sang 'we’, I literally almost said 'are the Crystal Gems’ even though I was actually trying to sing along with him and this is a sign that I am in so deep
sleetgeekartist replied to your post: how do I stop my dad from walking in on me while… Was the door closed? yes and I always have headphones on so I never hear him! he sneaks in so quietly I swear!!
it should be illegal for parents to walk into your room without knocking
