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“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding crop!”
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t something of a moron.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
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Even a casual out take of Candice is compelling and nuanced. Comments/Questions?
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