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That’s not bad but not good enough. Write another 2000 word essay on my beauty. I’m going to bed and I’ll mark it when I get up. And you’re not allowed to use the letter E. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
Sit at this desk with pen and paper and write about how much you want to be your wife’s slave. A 2000 word essay in one sitting. Not 1999 or 2001. The letter e will be used 800 times. Not 799 or 801. Each sentence will start with the next letter
A picture is worth a 1000 words. I need a 1000 word essay on your adoration of what you see of your wife in this picture. You’ve got an hour. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Thanks for coming all the way down, but I’m afraid your application was denied.Oh, I do sympathize. In fact, I actually advocated for you, given how needy you sounded in your essay. And it seemed like you had put in a lot of work. You serviced your
outragedbird: when you’re writing an essay and need to meet the word limit
spacehunter-m: ellemant: great-soil: ex0skeletal-undead: “I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were. “This essay has been kicking around in my head for years now and I’ve never felt confident enough to write
kind-of-trash: SHES UP ON THE ROOF WITH LAPIS. AND ‘ITS KINDA NICE’. AND SHES NOT GONNA FINISH HER ESSAY NOW. HM WONDER WHY?
boyonetta: aberrantkenosis: marinecelestial: remember when the creator of helvetica posted this bullshit mini-essay on twitter about how toxic the sjws are on tumblr.com? bc i sure do! I dont see any lies though. He called out a legitimate set of
noxystem: coffee-and-cogs: dontwasteaspellslot: dontwasteaspellslot: so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh i didn’t expect to get this far update: Lmao, this is amazing
the-eleventh-lady: post–grad: post–grad: i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay Give Hector an
sick-of-living: Distractions Here’s a list of what I do to avoid binging:Paint my nailsClean my bedroomWrite an essay Play breath of the wildGo to the gymDo laundryClean makeup brushesIron all of the clothes in my closetLearn a new song on guitarDrawWatc
shout out to the people who are taking my jaspertale post seriously and actually leaving long essay replies on how it could never happen because they think im being serious, y’all funny
“I should really watch this movie and write this essay for my Film Class that’s due in two days.”*Proceeds to watch the entire second season of the Expanse*
mistressaliceinbondageland: No part of Rae’s body is safe from us.Madame Trixie relentlessly pushes her slave’s boundaries with well-practiced accuracy and insight into the way bodies respond to sensation. Rae owes Madame Trixie a 1,000 word essay
nowyourecooking: Kinfolk made an essay about Swedish-style crayfish party. We want to try out their Västerbottenostpaj (Swedish cheese pie)! Photo & styling by Louise Ljungberg
its-a-gemfact: The way that Rebecca Sugar writes plot twists and handles mysteries is really, really good. In this essay i will… actually explain See, Rebecca picks reasonable, almost obvious answers to a plot mysteries. Example: Is Steven Pink Diamond?
amorphine:This video essay highlights the dichotomy between how Transformer’s Mikaela Banes is characterized in the script and how Megan Fox is framed in the movie. #JusticeForMikaela
college-survivalguide: xiphoidprocess: witch-of-form: draythebaemalfoy: marvilcomicsrock: sonianeverlime: justdoitdaily-fitblr: grilledcheese-samwich: finals im actually speechless I actually did this for math finals For my English essay we
Are Threesomes a Gateway Drug to Open Relationships?
Is there more to the legendary lover than his reputation? – Laurence Bergreen | Aeon Essays
wrigglesandgiggles:sleepy-lips:Trancing….She had been at the library to work, her essay research was falling behind and she knew it. It was time to stop messing around with this little kink she was getting into and knuckle down to some hard work. Her
Illustrations for the essay of Vito Campanelli published on the issue 18 of Players Magazine.Players Magazine - (Wires: Flusso e Processo nel Web - pag. 68 / by Vito Campanelli / Illustrations by Domenico Barra / Read Players Magazine su :http://lnkd.in/T
Illustrations for the essay of Vito Campanelli published on the issue 18 of Players Magazine.Players Magazine - (Wires: Flusso e Processo nel Web - pag. 68 / by Vito Campanelli / Illustrations by Domenico Barra / Read Players Magazine su http://read.uberf
i finished my class essay a day early in english so i spent the whole period on this.
i rly dont want to do my art history essay. have a stretchy jaspy
It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t. Marina Abramović, Rest Energy Fun fact I wrote an essay on Marina this year and it was probably the most passionate thing I’ve ever written
baichou: when its 3am and you still have 5 essays left to finish.
Sorry I didn’t post anything today, Ive been working on a Biology essay (FML)
I just turned in an essay about overpopulation for my Bio class less than five minutes before it was due, and I started an hour before it was due, good job me
pub-lizity: gay creator: exists tumblr dot hell: 30,000 word essay about how one aspect of one scene/chapter/episode was problematic and therefore the whole thing is irredeemable; 10,000 notes, “omg end them,” death threats, if they’re a woman
thehighpriestofreverseracism:In a feature titled “Let’s Talk About Race” for O, the Oprah Magazine’s May 2017 issue on race, photographer Chris Buck published a photo essay reversing the roles of women of color and white women. Buck, who is white,
Me: wow I really need to start packing Me: wow I really need to write that essay due Friday Me: wow I really need to edit my sets for next month Rosie: but what if you just pet me and took a nap instead ?
givemearmstopraywith: You remember too much,my mother said to me recently.Why hold onto all that? And I said,Where can I put it down?— Anne Carson, The Glass Essay
kn-rainbowblood: lupinatic: mostlyginger: mostlyginger: can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
I could literally write an essay on the amount of men who genuinely believe all women are incapable of having casual sex but are actually completely incapable of having casual sex themselves and cut women off when they (men) start to catch unsolicited
Trying to write my essay but all I can think about is getting fucked until I’m incoherent and getting my ass eaten
soujizz:soujizz:trying to decide on a title for my english essay that works i just got it back today mission accomplished
newjork: ill finish this essay tomorrow[FLASHBACK - PINKPRINT TOUR 2015]NICKI: if theres one thing i hate its a lazy bitch[END FLASHBACK]
shouldnt: When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left
Happy Sisyphus: A Short Essay on Getting Over It and Why Mark Is Doing It Right
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if i have to make a huge essay to convince you that making a parody of the Holocaust is wrong, then it’s probably best if you unfollow me.
soujizz: soujizz: trying to decide on a title for my english essay that works i just got it back today mission accomplished
moosefix: moosefix: Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay You are a hero among procrastinators
officialpigeon: Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
earloffabulousness:me bullshiting an essay the night before its due
amourruse:pizza-slave:I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.where the fuck has this been my entire life
thelostsunprincess: rosieramblings: me writing essays My entire thesis. Every single academic book in existence.
eridangarang: in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
marvelcolm: when you’re doing an essay past midnight
following-rons-butterflies:Writing an essayFinishing the essayTurning the essay in omg this is perfect
bands-fans-vans: slytherinpie: thatoneinvisible-girl: ameliastardust: humorking: plasdickbottle: the-sexylosers-club: officialpigeon: Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning never seen anything more accurate I did that this
cassywinchestertheangel: Writting an essay and getting to the 2nd paragraph
notbecauseofvictories: Me, atop a small mountain of unfinished projects, prompts, half-baked ideas, essays, and unanswered asks: I am a Writer
markraas:Grumpy essay I always loved sci-fi comic strips.
afandomboi: thebuttplug: the real struggle of writing: having the entire movie mapped out in your head like ur steven spielberg but putting it down on paper is like spongebob trying to write his essay for boating school I can relate on a spiritual level.
theclassicalhorse: I love that the poorly written essay about dominance theory I wrote as a senior in HS is recirculating
novice-at-play: “She dwells frequently upon the beauty and the melancholy of nature”~Virginia Woolf, from Selected Essays; “Jane Austen”
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