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you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: watercolorsheep: catchingjinns: spirited-simmer: my-name-is-long: renaissavce: roumanian: english: coconut oil french: :) english: oh boy french: oil of the nut of the coco IM CRYINGNFN english: ninety-nine french:
rlbirl: saramcclarinet: thewrittenmagic: beben-eleben: Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy I’ll never understand writers who don’t care about punctuation. It adds control, clarity, meaning, and variety. My English major ass
hot English majors talkline #LOLXOXO ~ Follow me on Tumblr ~Selena Kitt~
hatterandahare: meme-spot: English Major Armadillo i always and forever correct this mistake
The Secret Life of an English Major
feministpixie: “Oh, so because I’m straight I’m not allowed to have an opinion on [insert LGBT issue here]” Listen. I’m an english major. I know next to nothing about science, engineering, and astronomy. Sure, I think space is cool. I’m
shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey: sad-boi-times: cadhla-marie: someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image Dramatic gay goth dares god to smite him down because of minor inconvenience whilst English major sophisticated
groovychainsaws: American education
false-dawn: redroomballerinas: slurfucker: commie-saskia: languageoclock: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: watercolorsheep: catchingjinns: spirited-simmer: my-name-is-long: renaissavce: roumanian: english: coconut oil french: :) english: oh boy
kenjiandcompany: jill-bird: FUNimation’s Facebook page revealed the Attack on Titan’s English Crew [x] MICAH FUCKING SOLUSOD I AM SO INCREDIBLY DOWN WITH THIS CASTING
rjscomedy: English majors and artists
keepcalmimspidey: rebecca-dearest: proudreally: This is too good not to reblog Are you kidding me don’t fuck with English majors…
englishproblems: An english major in math class
26 Gifts All English Majors Will Love
redroomballerinas: slurfucker: commie-saskia: languageoclock: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: watercolorsheep: catchingjinns: spirited-simmer: my-name-is-long: renaissavce: roumanian: english: coconut oil french: :) english: oh boy french: oil
himapapaftw: do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple.
cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major
itspoonanjimarsha: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
fromtheinnersoul: venusmizu24: pocalwayswin: neonationalist: Stay mad. Stay jealous. when the majority of the world is of color how is being white normal? when the majority of the world comes from a country that doesn’t speak English as it’s
spacegandalf: thedailywhat: Cy&H. English major lulz blog ‘11~
djinnman: You know what’s fun? Being an English major and a cartoon fan. I could go on, but I won’t.
glintglimmergleam: a lot of prescriptive linguists (the fancy term for snotty english majors, faux-talgic baby boomers, racist gatekeepers, and other subdivisions of the language police) like to shame The Youth for lazy capitalization and punctuation,
englishmajorhumor:Casual conversation between English majors.
brighteyedlua: dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write
dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
Am I artsy fartsy yet?
briabackwoods: my professor gave this to us since we’re English majors. pretty useful for creative writing.
girlhamlet: theater truly transcends boundaries by bringing together the worst kind of introverts (english majors) and the worst kind of extroverts (drama kids)
gothicashworld:girlfriendluvr:clutzyangel:omghotmemes: big brain only the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this
dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson
talkwordytome: I should start saying this any time people ask why I’m an English major
saramcclarinet: thewrittenmagic: beben-eleben: Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy I’ll never understand writers who don’t care about punctuation. It adds control, clarity, meaning, and variety. My English major ass appreciates
If you’re claiming to be an English major, please at least use the correct form of “your/you’re.” My soul is crying.
grace-got-lokid: my sense of humor is just deranged english majors in suits
necessary #edgarallanpoe readings to prep for an English major life
Being an English major (while going for my early childhood education certification) certainly feels like this. Classrooms filled with students that are, also, mad at a fictional character or just unlocking idealisms from an author that preceded you by
when you spend the last four years writing about 1700 literature and finally get that English Major blouse (at Montclair State University) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvkeX-gFnIy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qku48s2a2hip
when you spend the last four years writing about 1700 literature and finally get that English Major blouse (at Montclair State University) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvke5VglN8m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dwcktgykhuy9
rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans” i’ve decided
fiftyshadesofgreydaily:It’s a lot of getting into the character’s head, Ana’s headspace, kind of before she meets Christian. So it’s a lot of reading, which I love, but she’s an English major, so that’s kind of boring.
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: derreckcastillo: all the time As an English major, this is the most accurate thing I have ever fucking seen.
jordantypefont: This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
malinaa:not to be an english major (derogatory) but reading books is good for u actually
girlfromenglishclass: I’m gonna flex on other English majors by referring to Lady Macbeth as “Macbeth” and to Macbeth as “Mr. Macbeth”
angry-english-major: jakebutternubs:#he was probably like 20 in this That hashtag OMG
dellovan: the tabel is axally flatershy butt i just frogot to mak it say, “i lik 2 be tabel” so jus pretned it is flatershy also i lik pink pie’s floting arm
Historical Prevalence of the Singular "They": Why any teacher/snobby english major telling you otherwise is Very Very Wrong
WHEN ENGLISH MAJORS HAVE TO DO MATH
anarkiddo:anarkiddo:like it might just be me but i think calling anyone’s degree “useless” and “a waste of time” is fucking rude at best. absolutely unnecessary and it’s not just because i’m an english major that’s a fucked up thing to