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catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
ajollyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
thetequiladiaries: whencartoonsruletheworld: “The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT. Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language. “…OK well, good luck.”
vrygia: 4eyedblonde: snoipahkat: sppandaaa: hello-sweettea: collegehumor: English Language Swear Words: The Definitive Guide (Click through to see the rest of Dr. Arthur Fuckingham-Wallaces’ guide and the best GIF we’ve ever made) LOL CANADA
A word that does not exist in the English language:
literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
tiauska: I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know
destiel-is-superwholocked: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and
wizqevelynart: … THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE HOW HYSTERICAL I FIND THIS SHOT OMFG
nechrollomicon: minacoladas: christophoronomicon: crime-and-puns: *sets entire english language on fire* Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like “PIN number” and “ATM machine” (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS
i-am-in-your-fandom: tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects AMEN
butitspeacefulinthedeep: ravenclawslayerettesteamfreewill: hooliganshelly: gang0fwolves: ponponnorwayway: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel bologna pterodactyl xylophone Rhyme knife
abyssalmorph: Reblog this and tag it with your first language(s), the area you live in/grew up in, and the name of this bug:
alcor: reasons why the English language sucks: colonel
mentalflossr: 15 Words That Are Way More Interesting Than They Seem CHECKBOOK, provided it is written in upper case letters, is the longest word in the English language with a line of horizontal symmetry. CODEBOOK, COOKBOOK, EXCEEDED and ICEBOX are among
languageek: The English Language Infographic found here.
theparisreview: Today in Sisyphean undertakings for the greater good: Michael Mandiberg, an interdisciplinary artist, is “transforming the English-language Wikipedia into an old-fashioned print reference set running to 7,600 volumes.”(via Printing
wehaveourdragons: itistimetodisappear: True history fact: Did you know that sarcasm was first introduced to the english language by the vikings?…I think we all know which viking
wingsofcheese: dgafdom: itsmejustme: Startling- The only 9 letter word in the English language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word. mind = blown.
221bitssmallerontheoutside: the-guy-that-watches-you-sleep: supermattural: egbertcest-because-fuck-you: social—twerker: i-am-my-own-spirit-animal: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel knife parfait
mrsmummifikation: unabashedloving: backpackapplesauce: eternalgirlscout: justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god” “you’re
konkeydongcountry: roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION this is some of the finest literature ever written in the english language
buzzfeed: purpletangyvaginas: Parveen Sadiq being interviewed by Assed Baig for Channel 4 News regarding Prime Minister David Cameron’s English language policy. The screenshots are by Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed article – Channel 4 News YouTube video
real-live-dragon: jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this
lotrlocked: antiblackness: antiblackness: twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some
makingqueerhistory: Alan Turing Will Bradshaw Will Bradshaw is a writer and English language teacher living in the North of England. He regularly writes on political matters and will begin a Philosophy MA this autumn. You can follow him on Twitter at
super-highschool-level-hacker: destiel-is-superwholocked: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to
prompto: protip never think about your otp and one teaching the other how to kiss one teaching the other how to french kiss one teaching the other how to give head one teaching the other how to smoke one teaching the other another language one teaching
useless-swedenfacts: my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag)
orifice is probably the worst word in the english language
coffeeandmoorland: winston-wilson: do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these
mikkeneko: fairandfatalasfair: Honestly if you want justification for why it’s important that English/Language Arts teachers make you break down exactly why a given sentence made you feel a given way, the fact that it’s now a point of basic political
tiauska:I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what
explorepassionately:The four most romantic words in the English language are:Please come inside me
ponyota: in the tags, put - where u live- ur first language - what u call this:
There are 1,025,109.8 words in the english language. And white people mad they cant say nigga.
staticraining: davonnerogers: this is a social experiment, reblog in the tags where you live, your first language and what you call this
17mul: onyxkhaleesixxiv: purpletangyvaginas: Parveen Sadiq being interviewed by Assed Baig for Channel 4 News regarding Prime Minister David Cameron’s English language policy. The screenshots are by Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed article – Channel 4 News YouTube
necromancy-savant: the-macra: brunhiddensmusings: the-macra: types of stard mu ba this is oddly close to real‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage.
psychophancy: You picked a good major because I’m pretty sure you just murdered the English language. Lmao
trebled-negrita-princess: elodio6: trebled-negrita-princess: This. Is. How. The fuck. Y'all. Sound. TIL, blacks not only think “y’all” is acceptable in the English language, but immensely enjoy Strawman arguments. Don’t y’all get sick
images-of-black-unity: @Regrann from @king_radio - #r👀ght…. Their fear-based, psychological strategy, of White supremacy and Black inferiority, is meticulously embedded in EVERY single aspect of Western culture. Think not? The English language
donkeydickjess: buzzfeed: purpletangyvaginas: Parveen Sadiq being interviewed by Assed Baig for Channel 4 News regarding Prime Minister David Cameron’s English language policy. The screenshots are by Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed article – Channel 4 News
mistresssonjablue: One of the most dangerous words in the English language.
burgessmoon: moguysfeet: Big dick blow job Once again reinforcing my claim that the most beautiful 3 word in the English language are not, “I love you”, they are “I’m gonna cum”.
shsltoasterlord: nue: nue: what word in the english language is always spelled wrong wrong
itscalledfashionlookitup: of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process
runecestershire: tyreenosaurusrex: In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard: Such mastery of the English language. Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.
martyr-ed: castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck This expresses the English language pretty well
crime-and-puns: *sets entire english language on fire*
badscienceshenanigans: when you feel sad just remember that the English language has a dedicated verb for sending people links to a Rick Astley music video
alekerectsocietyfuta: Futranari Sorority is coming soon! (About the end of june)This visual novel present:-STORY-7 CARACTERS-7 AMBIENCES (Cliccable area)-6 ANIMATIONS (Maybe 7) WITH AUDIO-1 BAD ENDThis Visual Novel will be in English language.Italian
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