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weemiji: Happy early Halloween everybody, have a Garrus pumpkin (sequel to Thane pumpkin). Carve time = 5 hours. I spend way too much time making useless crap, someone employ me plz =( That is amazing…!
curveappeal: The reason that I chose to submit this photo was because my father told me that he thought I was too fat to be employable. It’s not the best photo of me, nor is it my favourite. But it’s one that shows all of my flaws, all my “fat
masterslittewhore: It had started with a collar, which I loved, then my master had employed the use of a lease to lead me around the house, and sometimes, the neighborhood, I loved that he felt I was trained enough to let me follow commands, rather than
The new trend is here for 2017! Yes, the latest polls show that Snapchat filter headshots are the “it” thing employers are looking for in the new year.“It shows me and other employers that there’s no lack in confidence in our new
marxistbarbie: realhousewivesgifs: My employer reading my work experience off my resume god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven
failure-to-adult: millennial-review: imageinsanity: millennial-review: My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker. me after reading this: A boss once sat me down and
id like this next, if someone would employ me with that.
thelilnan: employer: why should we hire you? me: i got first place on Rainbow Road employer: holy shit
lilbittydragon: sparxflame: friends: so what do u do in ur spare time me: run larps and tabletop games lol prospective employers: so what do you do in your spare time me: in all seriousness, this is a fantastic way to put this on your resume
So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely?So, what’s a girl to do? Apply for
thetrashknightofbreath:lesbxdyke:darkwingsnark: vivi266:i swear screening tests have the worst phrasing in the world sometimes, tell me what you mean in words that make sense or i’m setting you on fire Oh yeah, disability tests do that sort of phrasing
officialfrenchtoast: does someone want me to try their game? or is it the fashion student who wants me to click their ads???? or is it the one with the employment survey?? or is it all of them???????
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EMPLOY ME, INSTEAD. I’M A QUEER PERSON AND I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THIS.
my enjoyment of tauriel/kili has risen significantly since I employed a trans reading to both of them
i am a mentally ill teen with trauma, please help me save up towards leaving a toxic environment
noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about
stability: employer: your drug test came back negative me: perfect, when do I start? employer: sorry, we don’t hire fuckin losers
fuckthejobmarket: nbcnightlynews: 40% of U.S. employers are having difficulty filling jobs. Here’s the top 10 hardest jobs to fill in the U.S.More: http://nbcnews.to/1h8PYIs You’re shitting me, right? You really must be joking, employers. What
cosmic-noir: A strip club I applied to work at as a bartender called me back!!! Making 💵💵💵💵💵 and free tiddies lmaooooo Nah, but for real though, I hope I get it 😂 Good luck i hope you get it girl. Make that paper 💰💵💸
#1- If I asked you really nicely, would you employ me to be your fucktoy? While I am very talented at many other things, my only daily wish is to have all of my filthy little holes full of your cum.
bogleech: beatrice-otter: thenutofroyalty: jonsasnow: kibumsfreakk: im-so-3008: Hey. LIVING COSTS MONEY! How about giving more money to the companies that employ me and MAYBE I MIGHT BE OK This is such a funny thing to me because in Thai culture,
universe–stuff: i miss doing science. somebody employ me to do science!! i am space physics. maffs.
nendocris:nendocris:No please employ me, don’t you know I majored at Prager U?
ultrafacts: 6qubed:ultrafacts: obeekris-redux: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Is this a lifetime employment? Elected by popular vote? How is suitability determined for this job? He was recruited from Battersea Dogs
rotting: Lush should rly employ me tho
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *calls employer after job interview* me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath* employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone
teenagemutantshogunhuman: queerjoseph: I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about
bustygirlcomics: Are they hiring? Employ me!
tbch: marxistbarbie: realhousewivesgifs: My employer reading my work experience off my resume god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven My coworkers reminding me what I did when I blacked out at the company Christmas party
Me upon entering my place of employment
heaven-nor-hell: bogleech: beatrice-otter: thenutofroyalty: jonsasnow: kibumsfreakk: im-so-3008: Hey. LIVING COSTS MONEY! How about giving more money to the companies that employ me and MAYBE I MIGHT BE OK This is such a funny thing to me because
xrayeyesblue: forced-me: I still an ownerless slave and I’m still waiting to employable !!! Want to know more? Check me out on FetLife: xrayeyesblue Want to chat. Leave me a message on Kik: xrayeyesblue
johnnapaige: ndpg: millionthingsihaventdone: folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point i have an
no-safety-4-employers: lil kitty 😋 message me for more! . . Thanks for the submission realprettylex.tumblr.com . . . no-safety-4-employers.tumblr.com That’s a good looking pussy
catherines-tates: payface: STUDIO DEEN I MADE YOUR ART BETTERYOU CAN EMPLOY ME NOW. PAY. OH MY BAJEESUS.
galaxys4: employer: it says here on ur résumé that u speak two languages fluently is that correct??me: yes I speak English and emoji fluently :)employer: wtf emoji isn’t a languageme:👉👌💦💦💩😎employer: damn tru lmao ur hired
animal-factbook: Cats are sometimes employed to check on sick humans at night, ensuring that they are still alive and well. For example, patients who have gotten concussions need to be woken up at night and so the family will hire a cat to do so or train
Hahahaha so fucking funny when the employment agency goes like “you haven’t searched enough jobs” …. there is no jobs advertised that I’m qualified for what the fuck you expect? … like honestly? It’s ok money
wish-it-was-mine:instructor144:i-like-to-think-that-im-cool:sandersstudies:loading3percent:sandersstudies:hoonkus:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally
Hey you, if any of y'all wanna, like, employ me or anything, let me know.
jeza-red:lokh:‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this“if I asked your friends, what would they tell me about you?” they tell you whatever you need to hear to employ me, they are my friends
