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akeelahandthetea:official-kool-aid-man-cum-sock:remember when Elon Musk said he’s probably gonna let a bunch of people die on the mars mission?yeah.“You might die. It’s going to be uncomfortable. You probably won’t have good food. And all these
campyvillain:campyvillain:YOURE TELLING ME ELON MUSK HOSTED SNL AND EVERYONE FUCKING HATED IT????AND DOGECOIN TANKED BECAUSE THE SKITS SUCKED ASS SO BAD???
moonkitty:moonkitty:moonkitty:moonkitty:non autistic people shut the fuck up about elon musk he doesnt deserve to be defended and i hope he dieslike as an autistic person i literally promise you there is countless ways to support us without licking the
trans-mom:This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.Elon Musk’s SNL bits weren’t unfunny because he’s autistic, they were unfunny because he’s an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult
wilwheaton:I just despise Elon Musk. I hope history remembers him as the giant, privileged, toxic, entitled douchebag he is and not this myth he has worked so hard to create about himself. He is a disgusting, despicable, garbage human.
desperate-acts-of-capitalism:Italian Elon Musk is having a field day today
musclemanveryregular:chongoblog:musclemanveryregular:chongoblog:chongoblog:To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your
gendertranny-starscream:mysharona1987:I hope Elon Musk kills himself. <3
earhartsease:Elon Musk Has Officially Lost ๕ Billion This Yearnice
tumbalaria:porkue-deactivated20230306:A classic rinseHard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard“As a satire website, Hard Drive prides itself on delivering our readers funny, insightful, and often searing comedy about video games
bearie:bearie:i feel like literally any woman could infiltrate and take down elon musk’s empire by being nice to him and telling him he’s specialthe only reason he still has money is because no one can stomach doing this
radiofreederry:Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk
trans-mom:trans-mom:I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she’ll no longer be related to her father
et103:one-time-i-dreamt:Elon Musk took me into the back of a Musk brand department store where I was sure he was going to kill me for shoplifting but instead he took me to this gungy room with a dirty mattress on the floor and told me he could only fall
elevenquietseas:retroactivebakeries:radiofreederry:You will never be John McAfee bitchIt is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that
soberscientistlife:Elon is a punk!
animentality:Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn’t know. Rip to @mommybigdick who’s probably gonna get banned for being funny.
sapphic-and-stupid:radiofreederry:Elon Musk has taken control of twitter. Immediately fired the person responsible for content moderation who suspended Trump. Reactionaries are flooding the mentions of their favorite targets with slurs, rape threats,
tonysopranobignaturals:ubernegro:Elon pretends to fire paid actors hired to be Twitter employees, and people on the Internet cheerPeople are pretending to be laid-off Twitter employees carrying boxes outside of HQElon Musk putting on a manufactured public
were–ralph:loving this elon drag
kalichnikov:chongoblog:Update for those of you not on Twitter: Elon is taking the feedback for the whole “checkmark for Ű a month” well
positivelycarey:badjokesbyjeff:Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications. Jeff this is not a bad joke
wilwheaton:President and COO of MMA, a marketing trade association, explains to Elon why advertisers are leaving and it’s NOT activist pressure.Oh, and then this happened:
phantomrose96:Elon Musk’s twitter meltdown is so fascinating to watch. It’s like seeing the class clown become the principal and then implode in real time.It’s like he hyped himself up on this platform of “No more school rules!
buggachat:can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?
albertinesimonet:ALTALTALTlive footage of elon musk shitting his pants
arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
twryst:quasi-normalcy:quasi-normalcy:Elon Musk’s only real act of genius was casting himself into a fictional archetype (the Tom Swift / John Galt / Tony Stark-style billionaire inventor) that so many people want to believe in so badly that they will
quasi-normalcy:le-dank-memez:doubleca5t:sotvrna:is there anything funnier than people saying elon musk buying twitter means it will no longer be a “communist” website and will be a bastion of freedom of speech instead ^^Things that, out of context,
skarchomp:fully believe the trope of “villain laughs manically, pauses, and chides his lackeys into awkwardly laughing with him” has happened to elon musk
cerastes:kineticpenguin:mckitterick:bace-jeleren:catgirl-smash:probablyasocialecologist:Elon Musk Gets Viciously Booed by Stadium Crowd at Dave Chappelle ShowALT18,000 people in that audience, speculated some 80% booing him every time he went to speakand
solitair-e:acek20:zetexkindasucks:twitter’s dead, have this picture of Elon he blocks people over
tymorrowland: arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk what career?
gingerhastoomanyobsessions:gingerhastoomanyobsessions:reblog to send three ghosts after elon muskOh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting
mckitterick: tam–lin:arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk Posts that are better with timestamps enabled. (original post: August 20, 2018)
sakuraluck:inthewayoutthere:If you saw Elon Musk getting jumped by 50 guys would you:Help himMake it 51See Results
pieandhotdogs:Elon Musk struck down by self-driving TeslaLike to chargeReblog to castSee Results
hellbabyfromhell:hellbabyfromhell:hellbabyfromhell:tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes
lalalana13: thechanelmuse: Lmaooo this is the greatest! Check out #DudesGreetingDudes and Elon James White’s twitter. There’s a whole lot more. literally crying here
fastcompany: Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk has never been one to shy away from controversy, or grandiose gestures (see: the Hyperloop project). After hinting at the news this past weekend, Musk announced today that all of Tesla’s patents are now
khuzangsketch: Nerd Twilight – The Equestria Girl’s Elon Musk. | Twitter | Youtube | DeviantArt | Patreon | cutie~ <3
cerebralzero: cyrodiil-burns: freexcitizen: kasaron: thinksquad: Tesla has unveiled a new charger that can plug itself in. “Does seem kinda wrong,” Tesla CEO Elon Musk tweeted. And now we have tentacle robots. Neat. I KNOW WHERE THIS WILL
kqedscience: SpaceX Just Made A Big Step Towards Cheaper, More Sustainable Space Flight“Elon Musk just announced a significant milestone for SpaceX and, well, humanity. The first live test of a Falcon 9 rocket boost stage landing vertically was
ladysaytenn: Elon Musk when Grimes eventually breaks up with him:
sonysportswalkman:elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them
copywriteddad: elon musk watching parasite and playing deus ex
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:it’s true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can’t tell me things wouldn’t be at least slightly more bearableposts that aged
demilypyro: why the hell do i have impostor syndrome when elon musk exists. i’m fucking great at my job actually
Liked on YouTube: “Elon Musk On What Went Wrong With SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy Flight” https://youtu.be/NwCsuAeamXE
Liked on YouTube: Munro “Blown Away” By Elon Musk + Semiconductors, FCC Denies Tesla, Porsche Spinoff? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joqAhs4VQaA
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izzyovercoffee: nuderefsarebest: Just a reminder from his first wife that Elon Musk is not a good person. The article this is from is pretty illuminating, if you want to give it a read.
fabulazerstokill: harrysde: From Elon James White Tuesday night. This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else
thescalexwrites: Telling Elon Musk “it can’t be done” is like standing at the edge of a skyscraper and saying, “gravity only works sometimes.”
tenderfacemeat: wifestre: dreamofhircine: dreamofhircine: elon musk’s months-long very public breakdown reached a fresh peak today when he accused one of the divers in Thailand of being a pedophile in response to criticism of his metal death-tube
xenosagaepisodeone:FUCK elon musk. FUCK jeff bezos. the only mysterious and innovative wizards of time and space on this earth right now are people who sleep on public transit and wake up in time for their stop.
kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: And in a shocking twist, Elon Musk has not kept his word on helping Flint residents afford water filters You know what? I have a lot of followers. If I could get a list of contacts for people who need filters I bet I
moistmailman:Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.
anotherdayforchaosfay:Tweet from Ken Klippenstein: “Starting to realize that Elon Musk is a megachurch pastor for atheists.”
