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johnnyjoestarrelatable: the Social Anxiety in Elementary School™ Report Card a joy to have in class works well alone needs to come out of their shell needs to participate more in class does not work well with others
diaryofakanemem: bourgeoiskev: bourgeoiskev: My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him. We both degreed up now Congratulations to you both!
I have hope or I am nothing
sisforsammi: Who do you love more than any other in the world?
isaiahmustafa:I don’t understand why you were so hesitant to tell me.
marlahey:What Sherlock says instead of ‘Watson’ in 6.21 Whatever Remains, However Improbable
delkoduquesne:2.22 || 6.21
glumshoe: verytiredtorin: glumshoe: “You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely. Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school. Op do you take constructive criticism Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence
dawnokeefe: weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game
natural–blues: biggest-goofiest-fish: buckmebuchanan: indicativeof-sideways-escalation: africanaquarian: me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart me, after reading about the story of medusa:
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
ohkate: “It vexes.”
happeninginmyhead: Where's your better half?
youscalyfucks: radiophile: Met a man, I see? #it takes real talent to make ‘u r beautiful 2 me no matter what’ sound like a detached casual observation #the way joan flips her hair gets sherlock overwhelmed
rnisused: “You had a partner… Perhaps you still do.” that time when sherlock compared marriage and partnership and basically admitted he and joan were kinda married (to no one’s surprise)
praaatt: I am… better, with you, Watson. I’m sharper, I’m more focused. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps in time I’ll solve that as well.
bruce-affleck: Detective Clyde, it has a nice ring to it.
blackyrider: rawrkats: jumping to the worst possible conclusion i think we all need to remember sherlock destroying the really really pricey safe in the… i think 1st season. joan doesnt jump to conclusions, sherlock just doesnt have a good track record
happeninginmyhead:Where's your better half?
capitangecko: before I am… inspired by [x]
freckledhoney: sir-mordred-of-gallifrey: Can I just Does personal space mean nothing To you two? THAT MIDDLE ONE YO
sanguinarysanguinity: You put your hair up when you want to look your best. You think it’s more flattering. You’re wrong, of course. It’s a draw. notablyindigo: #”you’re wrong of course. it’s a draw” #aka #”watson you are so attractive
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
lastisle: a n d o n c e t h o s e 4 8 h o u r s a r e u p ? you stand between me, and the recovery of someone for whom i c a r e with all the depth, i am capable of mustering. she is r e m a r k a b l e in ways, you, could
queeenpersephone: joan and sherlock → we’re two people that love each other. we always have been.
Oh, you're not finished!
FYEAH | JOANLOCK
deanwinchesters: the 3 times joan hugged sherlock and the 1 (and final) time he hugged her back ಥ⌣ಥ
sergeant-angels-trashcan: Sherlock: Watson do you not like the child I acquired for us to raise together as platonic life partnersJoan: I’m sorry you got a what
deanwinchesters: joan/sherlock + first and last scene
bethanyactually: “I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” — Pablo Neruda, excerpt from Sonnett XVII (via paper-fairy)
halloawhatisthis: The person you love most in the world.
bottomshaw: In the middle of “Turn It Upside Down,” Sherlock offers Joan a ring. The context isn’t romantic; their conversation about Morland’s cruelty and Sherlock’s struggle with addiction is the opposite of pillow talk. But the image is
bisexualmichaelscott: insp
thenchiridion: #their relationship summarized in a photoset (via sirarthurconandoilies)
halorvic: “I hereby forgo my right to tell my non-existent friends that I am pet-sitting a sociopathic tortoise”
nairobiwonders: thomasmagnumpi:And, most importantly, he understands you. He understands you and me.Wh-What do you mean by that? Adding OPs tags: #joan watson#sherlock holmes #brotp: you and i are bound #bella#THE single best spoken way to say i love
nezzuko: i can’t fucking handle sherlock
catbxy:sadhoc:when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george
timetravellingcactus:sadhoc:when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher
dykery and bullshit
orange-plum: My headcanon RusAme elementary school AU goes like this, y’all.
stunningpicture: My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
So I watched Elementary
bouquet of yes: Elementary - Season 1
cosmicspacezombie: malepartus: birthdaycakesforanimals: ‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator
louislarry: julialost: monobeartheater: rogue-of-teh-mind: whatamievensaying: nosdrinker: how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to Which S thing? THE S THING
thedeductionist: wolfbadtreepretty: I just watched the Elementary finale. I was all convinced that I was spoiled because I saw the line “Irene was fucking Moriarty”. Thank you, ambiguous ‘fucking’. You gave me quite the surprise.
marydebenham: If the Elementary writers and Sleepy Hollow writers ever break up, I’m giving up on love forever.
manticoreimaginary: For a brief stretch in London, I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. Wasn’t the same. #SHERLOCK/DECENCY MIGHT BE MY ELEMENTARY OTP
Bedside reading
i-effed-it-all-up: “why do you like orphan black so much?” [pulls out binder, sets up podium, gathers note cards, brings up a powerpoint presentation] i’m so glad you asked
eatingsoupalone: Coconut curry noodle bowl and Elementary. this is the best post from the saddest tumblr I have ever seen