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dwaynetherockjohnson: hey-egg-boy: whEN DID I MAKE THIS OH MYG OD oh mygosh megashrek!!!
missbibignfluffy: thicknessappreciation: Just perfect!! I don’t even eat pork or eggs 😫 but gone bih make sum grits or pancakes for me👀🤣🤣🤣😂😂
tsitra360: The final two on my bg pony button set! I can’t wait to start making them :) (Can you spy the easter eggs? ;) ) <3
orestian: fun fact - the human uterus automatically rejects and flushes out/kills around 70% of all fertilized eggs, so defining life as beginning at conception essentially makes it illegal to have functional reproductive organs.
yeats-infection: polytony: wordswithkittywitch: luciferlaughs: Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. I needed to check that this was real, and
shessofuckedinthehead: i want to make those egg in toast thingys
fyeahwrinklydogs: I wonder what they hid in those eggs to make the wrinkly dog attack them.
awfulland: meet Eggsworth, a 20-something egg with legs living in the #big #city and trying to #make it in a vaguely creative field
wordswithkittywitch: luciferlaughs: Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
disease-danger-darkness-silence: supersciencegeek: wordswithkittywitch: luciferlaughs: Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. I needed to check
tallahasseemp3:i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet
pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go
@bioware make him romanceable or the egg gets it ✦patreon.com/krovav / ko-fi.com/krovav✦
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
gahans: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. #yes #i
shy-eggs: weebstories: I think I’m good. how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
krismukai: kylefewell: sachinteng: 30 Day Challenge // Day 23 // Something That Makes You Happy I’ve learned how to cook since I moved out to California. It’s therapeutic. And delicious~ I garnish everything with a fried egg, and I never regret
averagesorceress replied to your post: I made a ramen noodle omelet. Or a ram…How did you do this? It looks delicious.Its actually pretty easy! You make ramen as you normally do and while its boiling scramble an egg in a separate pan and crisp
nerdachecakes: Donut Stack! cartoonnetwork‘s new show We Bare Bears is filled with epic treats, and nothing says BEARS like stackable, dippable, shareable donuts. Make your own using our DonutStack recipe! What you’ll need: 1 egg, lightly beaten
dazzlingdiancie: kitkaloid: Rowlet crossbreeds! This was super fun to make as well as a challenge hahaha I hope you like the result.. I picked some of my favs from both grass and flying egg groups n just WENT OFF. I’m so glad this is still a thing,
b00nat: beccadex: fawken: could u imagine spending 200$+ opening box then i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green yo how many eggs did it
squishyandiknowit: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now. QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN
william-snekspeare:william-snekspeare:Why does my ferret make the worst face I’ve ever seen when he eats eggs i don’t kjnow
lesleaf: boku-no-dirkjake: dysenterygay: how to make delicious chocolate milkshake egg oh
eternalsnowobjects: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
nankingdecade: Knees straight, little doll. I don’t care that the remote control egg in your cunt is making you squirm. If your feet lose position, you will regret it.
ah-shiyt: dan-will-make-you-howell: splantamello: hotaimee: thiscorpsofbrothers: splantamello: hydrogyne: cute things to call your girlfriend: sugar honey flour egg salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir thoroughly 8. pour into baking pan 9. we forgot
vimesbootstheory: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
god-of-role-playing: Happy spring equinox everyone, and welcome to this once a year event. Here are the rules to the event. 1: find a picture of an easter egg that you like or make one yourself. 2: send me the picture along with a list of your favorite
hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick
babeobaggins: frenchfrymami: wow I’m amazing, just a reminder to myself if you need a nb boyfriend who is tall and makes good egg sandwiches….hmu shawty….
sweetsrsmitty: Nanaimo Bars Makes ~50 barsBottom Layer½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter¼ cup sugar5 tbsp. cocoa powder1 egg, beaten1 ¼ cups graham cracker crumbs½ c. finely chopped almonds1 cup coconut½ c. Heath toffee bits (optional)Melt first
fallingforkonoha: just-shower-thoughts: When I make fried chicken, I am rubbing a corpse with the embryos of its own offspring. Most eggs are not fertilised, so you’re rubbing a corpse with its own period
stefaniamodel: That first egg was named “Thought”. Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, “With our thoughts, we make the world” #monkey
sugarmalkdraws: Here’s a little bunn bun for Easter. I have a more NSFW idea involving easter eggs but I’m not sure if I’ll get to it. Make sure you check out my art blog if you havnt yet.
cola-star: Trapinch needs more Love! Here’s some Trapinch Variants!Also how is Flygon NOT in the Dragon Egg Group? That makes no sense!
dandalf-thegay: If I can’t make progress on this 10k egg then what’s the POINT
pettyqueer: jacgayline: macdrea: redironoxide: #Amazing This looks like a fried egg unicorn tbh omg @nintendo make this a Pokemon
kitkaloid: kitkaloid: Rowlet crossbreeds! This was super fun to make as well as a challenge hahaha I hope you like the result.. I picked some of my favs from both grass and flying egg groups n just WENT OFF. hey check it!
alice-doe: mindbrokensluts: “OK Robin, no tricks this year, I promise.” Tom said insincerely to his long time girlfriend who was staring him down. “Really? No drugs in my egg nog that make me addicted to your cum like last year?” She responded
fattributes:Make-Ahead Eggs Benedict
adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just
chubbypineapples: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee.
mercedesbenzodiazepine: unclefather: me: *is not doing well financially* me: *makes a wish list* tumblr: you can’t want things if you’re poor and it’s rude to want frivilous things. the only things you can have are soap and eggs and you can’t
pear-and-bear: sexy cowgirl video part 1 of 2 using my brand new wireless utimi egg - it’s such a great sex toy! bear had the remote and he was controlling my clit like the conductor of a grand symphony orchestra, making me cum uncontrollably until
dansdallyings: Wow! Over 600 followers! Well my stars, y’all know how to make a boy feel special! Here is a cheeky pic for you. I saw the grade AA extra-large eggs at the store and I had to see how I compared. Right on target I’d say. Lol! Please
My wife making me eggs Benedict including the hollandaise sauce. #happymothersday #loveher #mohawk #twomommies #lesbianmoms
fr0styfingers:fr0styfingers:MY BUSINESS TEACHER IS DRESSED LIKE A GIANT EGG FOR EASTER SHE HAS CHICKEN FEET ON TOOSHE DOES STUFF LIKE THIS FOR EVERY HOLIDAY I LOVE HER SO MUCH Pls make my business teacher famous over the weekend I’ll show her on Tuesday
squishyandiknowit: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
vulned: This is Atlas! His favorite foods are tomatoes and mushrooms, he belongs to a species known for making a screaming noise when startled back into the shell, and he recently had sex with himself/laid 1 egg
