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So @viceuk came to film my cats and my face and my spare room and ask me porn questions. I knew if I told the egg pussy story it was going to make it as the headline.
souffle-and-eggs: Not with the face
daisura:Contrary to popular belief, alpacas actually lay their eggs underground, usually in soft soils among farm crops. Due to the drought in this region of California, this field ended up being comprised of dry, packed dirt, and the alpacling faced
kitten-not-angel: tentaclesbugsandgirls: The first post of a mini flood! Yay facehuggers, that don’t hug faces!It always struck me that the vagina was a way better place to put the alien eggs! 🖤
detectivedeckerstar: thatonekimgirl: Do you want eggs or pancakes? #facetouching #domesticAF The face touching absolutely killed me
gingerpokemon-crossing: psycho—owl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald
abookblog: mametowncorrespondent: ceebee-eebee: xshiromorix: bleedingsilverbird: “Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented
spigot: these new pokemon are so bad.cotton candy????sword???what about the good old days of rock with face on and pile of eggs
allaboutmanga: xshiromorix:bleedingsilverbird:“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.
william-snekspeare:william-snekspeare:Why does my ferret make the worst face I’ve ever seen when he eats eggs i don’t kjnow
kingcheddarxvii:If you still use the xD face then you’re a good egg and the world hasn’t broken you yet and I hope you have a great day
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: heathermlly: kaiba-cave: sullivanthere: x-roar-x: basically my face right now I went from this to this at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope… DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL
scarfowl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald Pokédex Entry okay this
maullart: I’ve heard of having egg on your face, but…
jantoni0: imauncleluke:gay-belge-francophone:Soyez fier des poils de votre corps !!!!! Waiting for his boys! I love the satisfied look on a guy’s face when my swimmers are in his ass looking for an egg to impregnate. This is right before I tell him
lulz-time: hypertaytay: did not expect that wtf did I just watch didn’t see that coming i’mchoking OMFG basically my face right now I went from this to this at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope… …oh. OH. …..
xshiromorix:bleedingsilverbird: “Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats
fattributes: Open-face Egg Sandwiches with Bacon, Avocado, and Sriracha Aioli
buffenator:kat-of-a-different-color:mametowncorrespondent:ceebee-eebee:xshiromorix:bleedingsilverbird: “Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
chineseshell replied to your post: f*ck kubey, I have an Egg Yea I got a problem! WITH YOUR FACE!
chipsncookies: xshiromorix: bleedingsilverbird: “Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in
stoned-levi: heathermlly: kaiba-cave: sullivanthere: x-roar-x: basically my face right now I went from this to this at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope… DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT
artsyfeathersartsyblog: thepurpah: Skull fried eggs and bacon! ✿ there is only one reason to cook your dead boyfriend an omelet shaped like his face in the morning gurls tryin to start her day off right! I respect that. (sorry, had to rip my
gooseweasel: unholyheathen: tryllskr: kidhedera: allaboutmanga: xshiromorix:bleedingsilverbird:“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
slapface: eggly-bagelface: a+ what a beautiful beautiful face
egberts: johnnyjoestarrelatable:did you know the snails lay eggs from their cheeks… their snussy is really right on their face… bussing it open for all to see
daisura: Contrary to popular belief, alpacas actually lay their eggs underground, usually in soft soils among farm crops. Due to the drought in this region of California, this field ended up being comprised of dry, packed dirt, and the alpacling faced
unclefather: i bet they had to call in a guy who is an expert on humpty dumpty eggs with faces
kishibabes: heyfunniest: vegantine: stillplants: “all around me are familiar faces…” The poor guy just wanted to be left alone and now look I’ve seen hell. tamago bird egg bird
a-lolitas-life: But Daddy! I’m a GOOD Girl!! *** Acting Out (Being a Brat) for Attention By: ALolitasLife Well well well… you broke rules on purpose? You got that sly look on your face to egg Daddy on? Are you pushing buttons to earn a spank? Yes,
takemetheremcfly: manyunsaidthings: poynterlubz: carolinedebom: McFly enroll in Cadbury Creme Egg’s Goo Dares Wins oh my godaaaaahahahahaha Oh god, this… OMG HIS FACES!!!!ahahhahahaha♥
funniest10k: LMFAO his face Her egg forehead Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
famous-monst-eggs: Why SJW’s are two faced assholes:Social justice idiots are constantly yelling about how the choices of sex workers shoulld be respected and protected, right?So August Ames, an adult movie actress, tweeted a warning to fellow actresses
intensefoodcravings: Smoked Salmon and Avocado Open-Faced Egg Sandwich
dis0rient: drunk0ffhate: drunk0ffhate: drunk0ffhate: so i decided to draw faces on the eggs at night and put them back in the fridge without telling anyone…my sis took them out in the morning to make breakfast, stood at the fridge staring at the
somethingorodder: Signal boost: Ctrl+v will photo reply to everything on your dash and you’ll have egg all over your face if you don’t watch your shortcuts. Also don’t tempt the fates because if you have any embarrassing photos on your clipboard
thefoodshow: Open-faced Fava And Poached Egg Sandwich
eduardowar: The Legend of Korra - Book 2: Animatics Easter Egg Owl Face NEW BOOK 2 VIDEO!!!!
