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egberts: steam-powered-salamander: egberts: 私はうんちする必要があります never give up That says I need to poop. i never said it didnt
egberts: snacklemore: egberts: my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life
egberts: burrito-john: egberts: youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
egberts: beatrixtipplepot: egberts: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question you didnt just do that
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
egberts: rainbowcookiz: egberts: person running in an anime opening: *dramatically stumbles a little but doesn’t fall* i hate that you added this because this is EXACTLY what i watched before making this post
egberts: astrolopy: egberts: do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top
egberts: foxyshy: egberts: i put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet and didnt realize for 20 minutes once I put my underwear in the fridge by accident i feel less stupid now thank you
egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our
egberts: egberts: im turning anonymous on for 1 minute go i love how the very first anonymous ask in weeks is this
egberts: egberts: I love how the meme isn’t specifically “crave that mineral” the meme is how many old memes can be revived and applied to “crave that mineral”. I guess you could say we crave the…. memeneral
egberts: egberts: this is my new kitty shes really tiny and my momma named her ivory!!!!! SHE USED TO BE SO TINY NOW SHES LIKE
egberts:togepipi:togepipi:egberts:glad they made itand the other one! hhomest
egberts:egberts:subway bread is legally not bread
egberts:egberts:i’m so sick of seeing John Lemons long butt crack
egberts:egberts:2011: haha!!! i’m so addicted to tumblr!!! I’M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!2014: i want to leave but i cant…. why did i take that vow to never leave….. how do i get out of this eternal hell…
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke Thank you batman
egberts: crowkay: egberts: why does small handheld computer cost more than big computer Big computer can’t show me anime tiddies on a train
egberts: egberts: health benefits of eating only cereal every day:- delicious- variety of flavors- ??????- easy to make- grains - will probably live longer than if you didn’t eat cereal every day
egberts:egberts:giving out my ssn to one lucky winner
egberts:egberts:genuinely sorry to everyone who asked me for air fryer recipes, i don’t know any. usually just think to myself “wonder if this can go in the air fryer” and if i’m confident i just do it but it i’m unsure i
egberts: cat3277: egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website theres only 24 hours in one day
egberts: egberts: when you’re waiting for the mail to come it seems like the mail always takes forever on purpose right after i posted this the mail came. reblog to make the mail come faster
egberts: justcallmewade: egberts: howdy *Your conversational partner has disconnected* eVEN ON TUMBLR
egberts: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: egberts: BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS get away from me *scoots closer to you* boats
egberts: gymtymeblink: egberts: do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog
egberts: neftgriffin: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is I am a congenital anosmic and have never been able to smell and somehow I know exactly what you’re
egberts: egberts: isn’t it weird how your tongue has no comfortable place in your mouth? dang
egberts: crowkay: egberts: cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then! Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws
egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
egberts: shakesqueer: egberts: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST A MONTH FOR THE EYE DOCTOR TO CALL AND TELL ME MY GLASSES WERE IN AND APPARENTLY THEY CALLED OVER A WEEK AGO AND M Y MOM JUST NOW TOLD ME bet you didnt see that coming
egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes
egberts: i have the weirdest craving to eat plain ketchup please send help for tumblr user egberts
egberts: egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter
egberts: egberts: i want to be rich enough to be able to donate money to every young person in need i see on this website, i don’t care why they’re in need. i’m going to be everyone’s sweet, kind, open-minded grandparent who has a mysteriously
egberts: egberts: my mom said if i can get a million notes shell name my little sister batman
egberts: ask-peppermint: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster I don’t understand why this has so many notes me either
