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1olive12judys: 1olive12judys: i accidentally dog trained myself yall. I forgot to finish this story, anyways I have food alarms set throughout the day to remind me to eat. My alarm is the exact same as my ringtone, so when my mom called me earlier instead
blkoutqueen: Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself! Also Me:
homemeansthehills:Honestly it’s not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I’ve got the afternoon to myself.
berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which is a great personal achievement for me this week! Everyone clap and cheer for me, it is great cause for celebration! And it only took me until 9pm to actually sit down to eat it! great! Job! Yes, I am
berandomness:berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which is a great personal achievement for me this week! Everyone clap and cheer for me, it is great cause for celebration!And it only took me until 9pm to actually sit down to eat it! great! Job!
normal-horoscopes:I only eat what I’ve hunted/gathered myself. My diet is mostly siphoned gas and cigarettes I found on wild cigarette bushes
Well, seems like I dun goofed and messed up my stomach so bad I just need to nurse myself back to health, woohoo, this is awesome!! Love being hungry but feeling incapable of eating, great stuff all around
therealcapthook: Daily Protein for Alpha Tops like Myself! Because True Tops hafta Eat to Survive!
pancakepornography: im a little mad at myself for not drawing enough of aries eating ass. also i love drawing aubrey in backwards caps — if you would like to support my work 💖 buy me a coffee 💖
waltsentme: disney-park-junkie: I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show. I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho.
empress-homogay: lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god
planethealth: baku: millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna
I don’t think I could be more happy with myself right now. My boyfriend’s mom came into his room while I was there alone after I finished eating and she said she was really happy I had made so much progress with my anxiety around her and the
purpskurpp: whenever im home alone for days at i time i dont rly eat as much bc what if i make a gr8 meal for myself anyt then someone (like my parents) come by all salty bc i didnt make enough for them?
Feeling somewhat passively suicidal. I say somewhat passively suicidal because I’m 45% active about it in the way I can’t make myself eat anything.
rubyetc: It is exhausting seeing people and I love them but I cannot wait for them to leave so I can be myself again and eat crackers alone in the dark
literalsame: I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW
Me: sitting quietly, eating my breakfast Me internally: I wanna set myself on fire
Me: simultaneously wants to kill myself and go for a run, changing my lifestyle and eating healthier Me: I’m just gonna lay here instead okay
slimetony: mothmansmom: slimetony:I managed to eat from a golden corral buffet for 3 days by covering myself in moss and moving very slowly. they couldn’t detect me why’d you stop at day 3 randy had to use the bathroom
emotional stuff under the cutthis is legit the worst my depression has been in months.. every day is a bad day and it’s only getting worse.. I’m having the hardest fucking time right now trying to bring myself to eat and idk if I’m gonna do that
calvin-klein-and-hobbes:How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??A. MasturbateB. Buy myself something I don’t needC. Eat processed foodD. Complete one (1) household taskE. All except D
youngblackandvegan: foodffs: MINI CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BOTTOM CHEESECAKES WITH VANILLA BEAN SALTED CARAMELReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked! Imma veganize this. Then in gonna make 50. Then imma eat them all myself in front of
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i burned 200 calories time to reward myself by eating 1000 Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
cruelestjoke: anclrew: can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself Exactly how I feel when hungover.
runsleepygirl: closer-each-day: Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others. This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on
opstinatus: my talents include sleeping eating hating myself saying the wrong thing listening to awesome music
babyferaligator: how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
chocorum: operastiel: chocorum: some holiday fun aren’t you Jewish shit you’re right looks like i’m gonna have to eat these myself
sculpted-from-rock: runsleepygirl: closer-each-day: Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others. This is one of my favorite things
suck-my-tit: No, Gerry! I shall save you from the tiny trees, and sacrifice myself but eating it!
*laying on the floor eating a whole bag of Cheetos quietly whispering “I’m productive” to myself*
iamhannalashay: I remember two years ago I had an eating disorder, was depressed, suicidal, self harming, and couldn’t even stand the sight of my own body. I walked around with long sleeves, constantly covering myself because of how insecure I was.
“Doc,” she moans, her fingers tangling in my hair. “Yes. Please.” I eat, reminding myself to go slow, but I get lost in this delicious universe between her legs, and I’m ravenous. My fingers are inside of her. My tongue is firm and darting into
small-but-fierce: waltsentme: disney-park-junkie: I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show. I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho. I love how this guy behind the counter is so huge but he knows Ron so much
secretlytrapped: i either want to starve myself to death or eat everything in sight there is no in between
jee-q: jee-q: I’m not really single, I’m dating myself. I take me out to eat, I buy me clothes. I love me. I love you too nigga *hugs & kisses*
mommyslittlelesbians: For a little perverse thrill, I hired a group of collage girls to gangbang my daughter in front of me. It was a beautiful sight. I finger-fucked myself for a hour as I watched. Dildos up her ass, eating one pussy after another,
radioactive-kyle-obrien: HAI I’M SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND LOVE CATS OMG LOL SO AWKWARD AND QUIRKY AND OMG I LOVE EATING FOOD BUT BY MYSELF BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS LMFAO I’M SO AWKWARD.~*A-W-K-W-A-R-D*~ #to people who actually think being like
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
pianoprincesssara: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the
daftorpunk: I try to stay fit and eat healthily, but I am not anxious to starve myself and become unnaturally thin. I don’t find that look attractive on women and I don’t want to become part of that trend. It’s unhealthy and it puts too much pressure
cravehiminallways212: Oh, the trouble you start with your lips to my neck…💋 I can’t help myself …. I want to eat you alive💋
cuntfestival: My hobbies are petting cats, eating cereal in bed, and taking pictures of myself
monsieur-gracieux: $£✖¥: If you have a SEXY phat ass than please sagg. And hopefully you’ll have the underwear wedged up real deep inside. I LOVE when a phat ass is eating the underwear so sexy I can’t control myself or my dick it’ll be rock
girlinlovewithporn: I don’t share my cum, I eat it all by myself ;)
gigisatin: One of the advantages of being a chubby chick with no fucks given, is that I can eat what I choose without berating myself and I still feel happy and confident in my body, even though society encourages us to be repulsed by fat bodies. Yes
orphan-with-a-stutter: vodkassassin: k-is-a-total-mess: seductively-eats-a-bagel: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits: JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD COME TO FUCKIN ENLAND
nasty-brutal-daddy: stupid-cumslut: I want to lose myself in you Eat it, clean it, earn your fucking keep
pussylicker: nonentity: I’ve been working out and eating healthy and I feel really good about myself so here’s a gif of my butt. have a good day. (✿◠‿◠) FUCK! <3
