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avoidcrow: Happy holidays from the best dysfunctional kids
interracialcuckoldbabypenis: Her superior black lover helped her in the beginning to restrain her white boyfriend and lock his dysfunctional baby penis in a 2" chastity device. Now that he’s just finished taking his latina girlfriend’s anal
I’m too dysfunctional for a relationship
whismicott: me: i need to do a thing executive dysfunction: ok but how about, instead of that, u just sit there feeling bad about not doing the thing me: ok
wheeliewifee: executive dysfunction in a nutshell
Let’s play the motivation game! I’m losing.
I want to dispel everyone’s inacurrately pristine ideas about OCD right now. This post came about because I was wondering to myself what the smell in my apartment is. It could be the toilet bowl I refuse to scrub, the old popcorn in the carpet I
holy FUCK I do not want to complete the steps to register my CAR
crystalsanddollarbills: gallusrostromegalus: bringsyouwings: mysticorset: the-original-bravo: theblacklittlemermaid: daughterofdiaspora: my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the
As fabulous as my Career Woman persona is, that is more or less where my energy goes, leaving nothing left over for other areas of my life. I can pretend at work that I’m not executive dysfunctional, cuz I’m really good at my job! I just am
I have a real talent for spending hooooours trying to be productive but actually accomplishing jack
closet-keys: One thing I think is useful to conceptualize when thinking about the severity of depression is figuring out what counts as a ‘task’ to your brain for example, healthy people outlining the tasks they need to do that day might be something
apricot-studies: dedalvs: incidentalcomics: How to Finish I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals. Love this,
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schafpudel: betterbemeta: veronicajames: fariwinkle: myworldinboxes: betterbemeta: You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing
caucasianscriptures:Minimum
shoresoftheshadowlands:phoenix-princesss:
kobresias:hadeantaiga:smolanxiouscatvoid:dykebluejay:wingleader:dreamsequencer::if youre adhd/autistic (or both like this dude here) im just here to say you’re NOT annoying me when you scroll through my blog for half an hour (or longer, who cares)
memes-to-show-my-therapist:
nylarac:the adhd mood when u should be doing Tasks but u can’t force yourself to do any of them
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truestoriesaboutme:bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could
foxes-in-love:
pedrocentric-deactivated2022020:awriterpretendingtowrite:tambuli:elliewillaims:girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill levelgirl help i’m having creation ideas above my motivation levelgirl help I’m having creation ideas above my
ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “some of you really need to pee”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: True but not necessary
wildhaunt:terminalvortex:terminalvortex:so much laundry on my floor it’s turning into sedimentary rockcreated an archeology site and found the fossilized bones of my nintendo ds liteHow did you get funded for that? I keep writing grant proposals
strawberryswinger:if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now
elenorasweet:funnytwittertweets:Put your lazy meal in the tags
memewhore:
sachimas:reblog to give this person you rb’d it from the strength to complete their tasks
nonasuch:u know that adhd ourobourous where before you can do thing A, you have do do thing B, but in order to do thing B you have to do thing C first, and so on through thing Z which has, as one of its prerequisites, thing Ayeah no reason I’m bringing
frottage-core:sabertoothwalrus:sabertoothwalrus:why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months[ID:
caesarsaladinn:every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
segretecose:local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete
huffylemon:
iwasnotasrightasyouwere:my partner has lived with me for 2 years and it took until very very recently for me to realize that if I get stuck in Executive Dysfunction Can’t Do Task Mode Guilt Spiral Paralysis, I can say to him (or message him) “I’m
annaatoki: disneydamselestelle: Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact- Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast- Frozen is the first movie with magic- Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam- Frozen is the first to not
fumbledeegrumble: amandayoung: shout out to my exec dysfunction ppl whose rooms are always a mess, who have weeks and weeks of dirty laundry lying around, who have trouble doing objectively “simple” chores and tasks, who get told that they’re
Asexuality Is a Sexual Orientation, Not a Sexual Dysfunction
direhuman: Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t
witdiseased:Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
spejoku: *to the tune of Lavender Town’s theme. Staccato should be emphasized*I have a dult a d h ddoing home work is not ea syi want to stop and pet a kit tyi have a dult a d h d
direhuman: direhuman: Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell
justsomeantifas: reminder they have acne as a pre-existing health condition that you can get denied insurance coverage based on … but not erectile dysfunction.
thecornerwitch: Every time a neurotypical says “it must not have mattered to you if you forgot it” they owe people with executive dysfunction ũ
adhd-community: sonicherosfan: Tips for writing an essay with executive dysfunction: do this. Write out bits and pieces of the essay. When you get to a part you can’t/”don’t want to” write, put it in bold brackets. Get as much done as you can
real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction
extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird: Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon
land-of-birds-and-comics: Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What
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land-of-birds-and-comics:Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What
t-i-a-r-n-a-c-a-p-a-i-l-l:If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m
Announcement! I got dressed! I overcame the executive dysfunction and clothed myself after showering. Now if I actually do something 8 have…a few hours before I need to go to to accomplish it!
astrotheology: xlec: tumblr hasn’t had a site wide glitch in almost a year….i miss dysfunctional tumblr :( they don’t make em like this anymore
someoneintheshadow456: shadowkat678: frustratedwaffle: shisno: supercrooks: We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to
adhdorsomething: cosmic-rumpus: ADHD ADHD causes a dysfunctional frontal-cortex; the part of our brains where “outside” information goes to be processed and is then acted upon. as information enters, it needs to be sorted and processed so that
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