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misbehavingmaiar: tripropellant: i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable BRUH
bigjaysfavs: Her prince could reach places the dwarves never could
lockedin221b: skeletyson: This raises so many questions about the state and advancement of neurology as a science in Middle-Earth. Although, to be fair, if anyone was going to discover the nervous system in Middle Earth, it would be dwarves fucking
ofahattersmind: 13 Days for 13 Dwarves Day 13: Bombur Young Bombur proposing with a cupcake because, honestly, food’s better than a ring, right?
genderfluidmermaid: fisto: i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous
magicalmistermorgo: The Founding of a Fortress Seven Dwarves strike the earth, settling a new home in the harsh hills. —————— The first piece I’ve finished for my portfolio! I prioritised it because it doubles as a Dwarf Fortress fanart,
magerights: da4 romance requirements: no templars no “this mage lied to you all along!” plot lines an anti-circle mage at least two dwarves because they’ve been shunned for far too long an elf who’s explicitly pro-elf (dalish or city) a qunari
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date
sansarya: Middle-earth Meme↳ [2/4] Dwarves: Kili
fisto: i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine.
thorinds: Hobbit Meme: [2/2] Songs - Misty Mountains The mountain smoked beneath the moonThe dwarves, they heard the tramp of doomThey fled their hall to dying fallBeneath his feet, beneath the moon
godtechturninheads:essiefied:candiedrobot:lorien-leaf:baggvinshield: orcristhorin: So I just took the Hobbit quiz about which army you belong to, and when I got the Dwarves I screamed and my dad asked me if I’d won the lottery lmao I ALSO GOT THE
here be dwarves.
thranduilings: Jingle bells jingle bells all the dwarves are dead ~
she-who-is-named-katie: Legolas: bridging the gap between elves and dwarves one word at a time. *original art by Linaii.tumblb*
like-some-elf: i enjoy how it seems that thranduil has a “i’m just gonna sit around on my throne drink wine and yell at dwarves crown” and a “I’m gonna fuck your shit up crown”
ohevenstar: lotr/hobbit meme: day 7 - favorite weapon: sting “Somehow the killing of the giant spider, all alone by himself in the dark without the help of the wizard or the dwarves or of anyone else, made a great difference to Mr. Baggins.
thranduilings: Happy holidays!! the dwarves are dead
jerika-t: NOT FEELING THIS NEW NEW YEAR VIBE CAUSE THERE IS THREE DEAD DURIN DWARVES A HEARTBROKEN HOBBIT AND A SAD DEPRESSED ELVEN KING SOMEWHERE IN MIDDLE EARTH
thorinoakeshield: lotr meme: [1/6 races] → balrog↳ “Moria… You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame.”
meaningfulandoriginalurl: “Lee Pace only looks tall because he is always besides dwarves” I’M SORRY? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
murphels: thorin giving bilbo the mithril shirt in front of all the other dwarves is the most aggressively subtle calling of dibs i have ever seen
startrekandprosper: Quizzing the Dwarves
sillymarillion-comics:misbehavingmaiar:sillymarillion-comics:What do you mean this wasn’t their actual reaction?!“WE COVERED ELVES MOONWALKING, AND ELVES BACKFLIPPING UP CRUMBLING TOWERS, AND ELVES DROP-KICKING DWARVES INTO BATTLE, BUT THERE’S
undomiells: For torhin ♡ From my grandfather to my father, this has come to me. They dreamt of the day when the Dwarves of Erebor would reclaim their homeland. There is no choice, Balin. Not for me.
frodoes: The Dwarves: Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates Me: THAT’S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES
bagginshield: gallusrostromegalus: systlin: philosoverted: Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races. His Majesty Dr.
notmydate: black-nata: shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese Never forget how close he came.
kiriofdurin: ladyhistory: thedalekzhavetheimpala: why I have been laughing for like 10 minutes #this is what happens when you introduce dwarves to modern technology
awesomeheirsofdurin: oursesolitaire: I want to pick dwarves in trees. I would put them in a basket and bring them home. I WANT A ORCHARD OF DWARFS-TREES !!!! Oh dear…let me help you down… ;)
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: gingerhaze: I did it drawing 13 dwarves from memory is not easy OH MY GOD BILBO
beetledrink: beetledrink: reddit for everyone wondering it was DnD fantasy based stuff obv like calling dwarves beard faces but this title blew me away
genalovestoons:artartissijam:hugoandmendigosdad:szbnahl:to-quote-hamlet-no:Stardew Valley is wild cause it’s this fun wholesome little game where you raise animals and grow crops and get married but it also has monsters and dwarves and the mayor and
thenymreaper: the-rear-admiral-reborn: littlepinkbeast: you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant
quarkmaster: Giant Dwarf ilto park DWARVES everyfracking time
just-shower-thoughts: The dwarves in the Hobbit were actually doing Bilbo a favor by eating everything; it meant he didn’t come home to a house full of rotten food
slimetony: Genji and the five dwarves
moscowdiscow: tripropellant: tripropellant: i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable something is definitely up with this post. there aren’t 7000 folk metal fans in the world, let alone
yourplayersaidwhat: Gunslinger: I’m just saying. One out of every three dwarves is named Urist.Warlock: That’s how you pronounce it? I always pronounced it Hans.Gunslinger: How the Hell did you get Hans out of Urist?!Fighter: You ask him nicely?
dromoka: dromoka: give female dwarves bears you coward i meant beards but honestly i stand by this
outofcontextdnd: “Dwarves must have friends, that’s non-negotiable” —
most-likely-shadowhisker:Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this
Ex Astris Scientia
wickedwonderlandd:beetledrink:beetledrink:gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fuckingWell apparently he’s fucking grumpy
amygdalae:Love how by late game in stardew valley you can cast spells and teleport and change the weather and talk to animals and commune with spirits and dwarves and shadow entities but the only person who even acknowledges that you aren’t a normal
noellevanious:Ties a string from a quarter to my finger and puts the quarter in a soda machine but I get sucked into the Vending Machine and discover a delightful world full of soda-mining dwarves and I never come out because I’m so happy now
ravensbeat: I replayed BBS, Jaq was so cute and Ven was so excited to meet the dwarves i had to draw it..
kawree: hyperactive-lectiophile: agirlnameded: I had a dream about a version of Snow White where she’s actually like 12 and the dwarves basically adopted her it was basically Snow White and Her 7 Short Dads When she got poisoned by the Queen the
theotherwesley: kacydoodles: Dwarves are heavy. this is perfection
anunexpectedhotdwarf: all the dwarves in the end credits (click for bigger version) requested by satureja13 bonus dain:
everets: if you mistype “I got” as “ingot” on your phone it doesn’t autocorrect like what kinds of people are starting sentences with “ingot” or even using that word at all? gnomes? dwarves? what percentage of smartphone users are blacksmiths?
black-nata: shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese
sodii: leupagus: Gentle reminder that while the dwarves have loyalty, honor, willing hearts, and all the manly dwarfly smolder you can shake a stick at, they are collectively about as dumb as a box of bricks. #when bilbo baggins is the brains of your
The seven dwarves have been busy!!
saltyconch: Pin up commission of a Dwarven lassy. I love that you guys are making me draw lady Dwarves. :)
kozzblog: Gem dorfs by *nebriniel Picture Description: So according to Tolkien canon, female dwarves weren’t altogether that much different from the males, and other races confused the two genders often… most cited reason being facial hair that
![sansarya: Middle-earth Meme↳ [2/4] Dwarves: Kili](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4fd52cdf6b90669918705e2604e2973/tumblr_nrztg3hknt1u11iupo7_250.gif)
![thorinds: Hobbit Meme: [2/2] Songs - Misty Mountains The mountain smoked beneath the moonThe dwarves, they heard the tramp of doomThey fled their hall to dying fallBeneath his feet, beneath the moon](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5bfd3d2425fcc75f6b0652083a204577/tumblr_n3gt3hFYXL1s8r3dxo5_r1_250.gif)
![thorinoakeshield: lotr meme: [1/6 races] → balrog↳ “Moria… You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/78b00a9cbc3b71e535d58d972a9742f0/tumblr_nhqh9c3VQI1qlqsnio2_250.gif)
