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dutchster: babyanimalgifs: IT’S SO CUTE chubby noodle does a water monch
dutchster: HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
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dutchster: troyesivan: me tbh well yeah that IS you
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dutchster: dutchster: hahaha do you even know you have another leg you idiot - something i would probably say to a flamingo if i saw one flamingos are weird i mean just look at them
dutchster: dutchster: dutchster: what’s the cheapest meat? deer balls because they’re under a buck
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dutchster: dutchster: wow just imagine being a light ray travelling 93 million miles from the sun just to bounce off my penis i don’t know what i expected
dutchster: dutchster: a bee is just a tiny flying bear see Ya, with a stun gun strapped to its tail. =_= Someone paste that in.
dutchster: well-read-redhead: dutchster: “sir, could you please name 3 words that start with a P”pizza, park, morning Morning doesn’t start with a P? mine does
dutchster: dutchster: i’m body positive. i just got the results and it confirms i have a body it’s kind of a disappointment to be honest, i was really hoping to be a ghost
dutchster: lifesbetter: dutchster: hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills? no… what?…. excellent
dutchster: dutchster: people are solar powered THINK ABOUT IT
dutchster: dutchster: I bite my ice cream what does that say about me Woah i’m not sure if i can handle that much responsibility
dutchster: dutchster: i heard a couple arguing about sex and the girl said both people are supposed to have orgasms. i’m still laughing. it’s like she never even took sex ed. *sigh* the joke is that girls are never taught in sex ed. that they
dutchster: dutchster: “This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo.
dutchster:dutchster:i want to tattoo a clock on someone’s spine watch your back
dutchster: dutchster: a bee is just a tiny flying bear see
dutchster: forebidden: dutchster: *leaves nudes for santa* you know santa is your parents right? haha good one, you know he’s watching you lie right now
