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lixpex:dumbhornyjock: Love the jock and nerd theme here… anyone wanna submit a caption? Oh yeah, nerd boy. Drink that jock juice straight from the tap. You ain’t gonna be a nerd much longer.
dumbhornyjock: “The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Duh.” Grin. Alternative caption: Sometimes even Dad gets desperate on laundry day.
dumbhornyjock: “Haha, it’s OK dude, I know it was an accident… guess your shoulder spasmed when you pushed me down on my knees and started jizzing all over the place… you should get that checked out, man!” Colby Keller covered in cum?
dumbhornyjock: magnispenis: Awwwwwww yeah bro… that’s it. Just keep doing what you’re doing and soon this four hour erection will be cured. You’re a life saver bro. Do you know how much a trip to the ER would have cost? Just make sure you don’t
dumbhornyjock: “Damn, when I asked you to get down and clean up that spilled juice, I didn’t mean for your mouth to get down on my dick! *Pound, pound, pound* Fuck kid, it’s like you WANT your Dad to walk in here and see ya like this, suckin’
dumbhornyjock: A new friend for dumb jock with a wardrobe malfunction… at least his huge dong isn’t exposed… well, not all of it…
dumbhornyjock: hotintensefucks: http://hotintensefucks.tumblr.com/ “Wake up bud… heh, yeah your Dad let me in… didn’t seem too happy about it but hell, what are ya gonna do? He says you might be a bit hungover this mornin’… heh… I
dumbhornyjock: “Yeah this porn is pretty hot dude, your Dad has some nasty shit… dontcha think jacking together is a great way for bros to bond? Hang on dude… I’m close… oh SHIT!” SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT “Ha, sorry bout that dude…
dumbhornyjock: How all dumb str8 jocks relax after a hard day at school.
dumbhornyjock: A little something like this… Dumb horny jock and janitor!
dumbhornyjock: Just another dumb jock trying to get some relief.
dumbhornyjock: An itchy, twitching hole can be a real problem for a str8 white jock…
dumbhornyjock: Would anyone like to take a guess at what happens next?
dumbhornyjock: “You ready with that measuring tape bro? Gotta prove to the guys that I can shoot my load the furthest… thanks for helping me out by the way. Here it comes… aw SHIT!!! Haha oh FUCK bro, didn’t mean to splatter you! Get outta
dumbhornyjock: Dumb jock halloween costume…
dumbhornyjock: The kind of ‘inspirational’ poster dumb jock would have on his wall…
dumbhornyjock: Helping another stranger get un-stuck from one of those weird holes in his high school mensroom. Dumb jock is such a good samaritan! When one of his football buddies comes by, the cocky stud provides a helping hand on the back of jock’s
dumbhornyjock: “Dude… should you really be doin’ that? Right here in class? Damn bud… that sure is a big one… can’t take my eyes off it… do you uh… do you need a hand?”
dumbhornyjock: “That’s it jock, keep eye contact while I try to yank my dick out of your tight throat… sorry it got stuck in there… not sure how that happened… but definitely keep eye contact… it helps me focus…” Grin.
dumbhornyjock: “In my expert opinion (heh) this is the only way to cure that itch of yours, little dude… damn, sure is lucky you came to the frathouse to visit your big bro… AND that he’s out on a date tonight… he would’ve spoiled all
dumbhornyjock: “Thanks for stayin’ back and runnin’ those laps with me bro… don’t know why Coach is riding my ass so hard… but it’s cool to have a bud around to… whoa… you wanna help me out in the shower? Uh, sure bud… I guess
dumbhornyjock: “Thanks for comin’ to the gym with me dude… whoa! You’re boned in the lockerroom man! What do ya mean ‘you took too many viagra pills’? Looks painful… come here dude, I know what to do… I’ve got real smart buds, they
dumbhornyjock: Jock had no idea why everyone found his new shirt so amusing. After all, it had been a gift from coach!
dumbhornyjock: “That’s it buddy, close your eyes and suck on my straw… they don’t call it a Big Gulp for nothin’, heh” Grin.
dumbhornyjock: Dad thought they were getting some little, young Eastern European student to stay with them on exchange… well, he got the Eastern European part right… but definitely not the ‘little’…
dumbhornyjock: Technology can be dangerous for dumb jocks… Ah ! le bruit des couilles d’Antonio Biaggi …
dumbhornyjock: ultimate-fag-exposure: Pastor is also a gay pornstar. Lol Dad would always trust a pastor…
dumbhornyjock: I’m off for the weekend guys, to slap and rub my pucker in the mountains for a few days with the curtains wide open… Catch you when I get back :PCJ.
dumbhornyjock: Iconic
dumbhornyjock:Merry Christmas everyone!
dumbhornyjock: “OH! Uh…no Dad, don’t come in… everything is fine… *SLAM* Marco and I were just horsing around and he slipped; that’s what that noise was *GRUNT* he’s just trying to get off… I mean, get up… *OOOHHH* no, I mean it,
dumbhornyjock: “OK bro, I believe you… it’s bigger than my head… now, what do you mean, ‘it’s thicker than my throat’?”
dumbhornyjock: dcnupe: Oh wow 💥 I’m missing Halloween already…
dumbhornyjock: If there was ever a Dumb Horny Jock chapter titled ‘Dad’s Nightmare’…
dumbhornyjock: “Damn jock, you creamed him out there! Way to make your Coach proud! Come here buddy, lean up against me and relax… lemme give you one of those ass massages you love so much… fuck, your glutes are so tense! Don’t worry, this
dumbhornyjock: Love when they are surprised at the size of their own cock… so dumb!
dumbhornyjock: Everything about this… but especially the tattoo. He looks like he’d have a lot of fun with dumb jock…
dumbhornyjock: “Great idea huh guys? Now I don’t have to worry about my phone falling out of my pocket when I’m jogging!”
dumbhornyjock: “See guys? I told ya I could balance it… haha shit, quit tryin’ to distract me by tuggin’ my briefs down! I can still hold it, I’ll show you fuckers… that’s right, go ahead and take some pics, everyone is gonna lose it
dumbhornyjock: “Come on man, these briefs just aint gonna cut it… see? I got a date in twenty minutes and I’m never gonna fit this big black schlong back in my jeans… you got any ideas on how you can help a brother out?” Grin.
dumbhornyjock: Trouble isn’t always black… sometimes it’s Mediterranean… wow. Wow is more like holy shit!
dumbhornyjock: bb-illustrations-n-toons: Bleuboyz Anthology of Adult-Gay-Artwork Canvas, illustrations n toons by talented guys! All credit to the artist obviously but this is exactly how I picture dumb jock’s big bro…
dumbhornyjock: Dumb jock couldn’t understand why all his buddies found his new t-shirt so hilarious…
dumbhornyjock: topguydave: love me a tight end! Dumb jock couldn’t figure out why his nickname… ‘hockey monster’… made his new jersey so funny…
dumbhornyjock: “Shit bro, I can’t believe it happened AGAIN! You remember what happened last time right? Took me forever to yank my big stinki’ hog outta your tight throat… lemme bob you up and down a bit to speed things up. Plus last time
dumbhornyjock: Holy COW!!! I have no words.
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dumbhornyjock: When a dumb jock says ‘I bet it isn’t really that big’ you just have to whip it out and prove it, right?
dumbhornyjock: We all know what happens next!
dumbhornyjock: “You guys sure this move will help me out on the wrestling mat? Thanks for watching on webcam to make sure I’m doing it properly… yeah it’s cool, I’m not even tired! I could do this all night haha!”
dumbhornyjock: Skipping dinner at a sleepover is a bad idea… especially when dumb jock spends all night dreaming about chowing down on a fat spicy sausage. In the morning he’s a lot less hungry… and his buddy is always grinning.
dumbhornyjock: robbi034: Nice view One of the best things about our vacation was that Dad let me have my own room! I loved sunning myself on my private balcony in the morning, stripped down to nothing but my pink jockstrap. A fellow tourist also had a
dumbhornyjock: “Ready to watch the movie jock? I hope you’re hungry… you said popcorn was your favourite right?” Grin.
dumbhornyjock: “Fuck, it aint MY fault your mouth is so small! I told ya to get back anyway, this is really your fault you know bro…”
dumbhornyjock: A couple of kilts… an easy and creative way to get dumb jock’s ass exposed in public…
dumbhornyjock: “Let’s just pick an experiment and get this over with bro, I didn’t wanna be lab partners with you either… and what’s up with all those weird looks your Dad gave me? He racist or sumthin’? Feel like I should put him in
dumbhornyjock: Dumb jock poolside… don’t let your buds find out you don’t have a gag reflex!
dumbhornyjock: tradieapprentice: Trevor Yates The hung dude is white (obviously) but that’s such a massive prick… and at least those two dumb jocks have learned how to share.
dumbhornyjock: “Oh hey… you’re my big bro’s college roommate right? Sorry, I didn’t realise you were stoppin’ by… hope you don’t mind, I was just relaxing, trying to soothe my itchy jockhole… huh? You’ve never heard of that? Lemme
dumbhornyjock: this-bi-guy: Things that only happen in porn…. — [x] I literally *just* watched this trailer and love the caption…
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