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dumbass-bitch-disease: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors
dumbass-bitch-disease: geekandmisandry: letmemeetyourdog: izzytheoddity: a-pentaholics-paradise: iamtonysexual: frecklebuttcronus: causeallidoisdance: no-this-is-jarod: they got mad Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about
dumbass-bitch-disease: fma-facts: fma-facts: Happy Meat Day everyone! Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which
dumbass-bitch-disease: monkeycup: Aleister chewing clothes Moth frend
dumbass-bitch-disease: man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are: stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)Area Man In Awe of his
dumbass-bitch-disease: wyvernc: kibasniper: kibasniper: i can’t believe it took pink diamond like 6000 years to develop empathy. it took pink diamond about 5970 years to develop empathy towards others, and all it took was some guy telling her that
dumbass-bitch-disease: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people
dumbass-bitch-disease: flvffymomo: new organs coming out soon medium intestine gallkidneys inferior vena cava table of contents semi-colon die-r (opposite of liver) pancreas 2 Pancreas
dumbass-bitch-disease: Puberty blockers aren’t fucking hormones!
dumbass-bitch-disease: thatdivatracy:
dumbass-bitch-disease: petitetimidgay: petitetimidgay: petitetimidgay: just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation
dumbass-bitch-disease: infinity-mechanism: trufflesmushroom: Scooby-Dooby-Doo, How Old Are You?? Appropriately, the 50th Anniversary of Scooby Doo lands on a Friday the 13th on the night of a full moon. Nobody really knows how the dog ended up living
dumbass-bitch-disease: I’m the customer standing there not knowing what to do
dumbass-bitch-disease: theinfiknight: mother-entropy: platypusinplaid: Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap. the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have
dumbass-bitch-disease: theeyesofmymother: xerneas–anti: gaynonbinarytheaterkid: there’s really no “passing” when you’re nb, it’s more like “aiming for confusion” i get top notch euphoria when people have to ask my gender top notch
dumbass-bitch-disease: Ffd
dumbass-bitch-disease: angrynebula: brunhiddensmusings: lady-violaceous: lyrangalia: oakumura: gnarly-art: Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. #what’s sad about this is that
dumbass-bitch-disease: i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping. F
dumbass-bitch-disease: He was asking for it
dumbass-bitch-disease: variks-the-warden: politijohn: disordered: Being shortsighted isn’t a good look. 1972 - Bernie wrote a letter in support of abolishing all laws dealing with abortion, sexual behavior (adultery, homosexuality, etc.), and
dumbass-bitch-disease: That’s it that’s season 3
dumbass-bitch-disease: silver-sphere: buckysbears: while “zuko sent to find one single person who hasnt existed in 100 years and then he actually does” can be very funny in concept, can we just talk about how fucking heartbreaking it must be for
dumbass-bitch-disease: mysharona1987: When a story comes full circle. Imagine being a person named Richard Spencer who isn’t a nazi
dumbass-bitch-disease: 30-minute-memes: Yay for the Brain
dumbass-bitch-disease: cockyroaches: lesbianalena: gingerglides: biomerge: this is SO funny The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes,
dumbass-bitch-disease: curious-corvids: hclark70: flyingwerecats: the-new-mandalor: kaijuno: This is what it’s like living in Michigan It’s a Monty Python skit. Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing… Officer: *Emerges from the water
dumbass-bitch-disease: hannahrassy: telegantmess: factsinallcaps: raindropmermaid: thecooingdove: factsinallcaps: HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID
dumbass-bitch-disease: m–ood:Trap-jaw ants use their powerful mandibles to launch themselves into the air away from potential predators or intruders. This one was filmed at 3000 frames per second and then played back in slow motion. Patek lab, Duke
dumbass-bitch-disease: imascoldasiceascoldasicecanbe: fano-tastic: marshmellowtea: high-metafive: so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated”
dumbass-bitch-disease: funkylittlegoblin: themetaisawesome: dani-draws-201: beetledrink: beetledrink: this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive this
dumbass-bitch-disease: tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie: blueartistic813: TONIGHT TONIGHT There’s a party on the rooftop top of the world
dumbass-bitch-disease: whyyoustabbedme: Black excellence 🙏🏾 We shouldn’t have to rely on Will Smith for everything but at least he’s actually fucking doing something
dumbass-bitch-disease: Which movement
dumbass-bitch-disease: bastardcrowleyphale: heathyr:Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something
dumbass-bitch-disease: nerdandjock-comic: Nerd and Jock Ep 56 Twitter Instagram Patreon I love how clueless and gay jock is at all times
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dumbass-bitch-disease: makomoriz: John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019 Why did it take me three pictures to realize that that was John Mulaney
dumbass-bitch-disease: i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that studies show, kids obsessed with dinosaurs may be better learners (x) Wow I did learn well in the 3rd gradeRYAN O. WHERE ARE YOU
dumbass-bitch-disease: warandpeas: The Lorax Honestly he probably would have done better if he threatened to kill people and had a gun
dumbass-bitch-disease: That’s it that’s the show
dumbass-bitch-disease: Who the fuck is this, I’m pretty sure that’s Morticia Addams
dumbass-bitch-disease: Actually don’t bother fat people or literally anyone at the gym unless they’re 100% going to hurt themselves
dumbass-bitch-disease: kataara: favorite scene from every episode: 1.19 The Siege of the North, Part 1. bonus:
dumbass-bitch-disease: daily-deliciousness: “Breakfast is served !” 🍳🥓 For whom? 80? For ME!
dumbass-bitch-disease: tinytomatoes: shrrrr1mp: savemebybts: lietliet: redsatinsheets: feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that
dumbass-bitch-disease: spock-sock: queensarcasrn: mauridianhallow: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being This is actually me like constantly now The older I get
dumbass-bitch-disease: vampireapologist: the phantom of the opera soundtrack stays on during sex She better cum and MATCH that AAAAAaaAaAaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaaaAAAAA
dumbass-bitch-disease: julebug123: julielilac: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives + deleted scene: Crowley is on the verge because of how Aziraphale is treated in Heaven. He is ready to tear to pieces anyone who will actually try to harm
dumbass-bitch-disease: littlelorileopard: n-breezii: DONT DO THIS Schm hurts
dumbass-bitch-disease: bloodhails: killcomputerwitch: 2008 bring this back
dumbass-bitch-disease: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: black-labs-matter: How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease Thanks! Ok the deer letting the possum groom him… Wow………
dumbass-bitch-disease: Okay acting style of grandma-fa … Chills. Wow
dumbass-bitch-disease: amethystmarietm: mirkwoodest: mirkwoodest: mirkwoodest: One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names
dumbass-bitch-disease: spacefroggity: did-you-know: The largest cat in NYC, and possibly the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long Maine Coon named Samson. He’s bigger than most bobcats (and most toddlers), and every day he likes to sit on his owner’s
dumbass-bitch-disease: frogadir: lrb plus ancestry.com is owned by the mormons their goal is literally to posthumously baptize people into the church like all those things are just sketchy ulterior motive bs Ehat
dumbass-bitch-disease: sockhedd: exigetspersonal: exigetspersonal: sinfulseeds: outaspaceman: Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍 dear god, it lives still Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November
dumbass-bitch-disease: The asparagus grasper Asperagrasper
dumbass-bitch-disease: taigam-ojutai-master: pybuki: officialearthbound: subject-zenx49: r00: r00: https://www.demirramon.com/en/generators/undertale_text_box_generator
dumbass-bitch-disease: Good job kids
dumbass-bitch-disease: Muppet: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius Boyfriend: Taurus, Virgo, CapricornFood Left Out: Pisces, Cancer, ScorpioThe Brother: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
