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cocolooo: joolaweed: something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO
thesanityclause: socialjusticesummoner: oldcoyote: i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint
Fucking two-year-old Dudley Dursley lives upstairs. I have never heard a better case for condoms than this kid screaming for sugary cereals at 7 AM.
bemusedlybespectacled: tera-dactylus: I was Re-watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone and I realized that the Dursleys not only failed Harry (which they did majorly), they failed Dudley as well. By spoiling him and enabling him to bully
foreverhermione: August 2 in the Harry Potter world 1995: Harry Potter and Dudley Dursley are attacked by Dementors sent by Dolores Umbridge. Harry drives them off with a Patronus and receives a notice from the Improper Use of Magic Office for using
cats-in-tardis: white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38