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webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all women do things
arollercoasterthatonlygoesboo: do nice guys just attract each other or what? this one dudebro just told the other “don’t try to understand women. women understand women and they hate each other”. LOL BRO DON’T TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOUR GIRL JUST
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
robots-and-electric-sheep: stfumras: Oh my God. we have reachedULTIMATE DUDEBRO C A P A C I T Y
bout to start a fucking fight on the subway this dudebro’s talkin shit about my girl Julianna Margulies TALK SHIT GET HIT MOTHERFUCKER
daydrinkbeliever: roachpatrol: bogusjake: you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro holy shit I want a woman to be wrath - cold hard and brutal
rainbowbarnacle: erynelanor: a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone
winnieportleyrind: A few weeks ago I was talking with some weird dudebro guy about wrestling and I said I really liked John Cena (because I do) and he said “aha if you like John Cena name five of his songs.” As a joke and was shocked when I actually
kangaya: i went to /co/ for three seconds and SU was featured on some forum about the worst cartoons ever. it really does my heart good to know the dudebros are uncomfortable
toopunktofuck: whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do I just want to tell them did you know:jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if
my-caliginous-romance: hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok to say that to
shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:
invisiblespork:I know a lot of prescriptivists like to shit on “internet speak” but here’s the thing. These words communicate very concisely large and complex ideas. Like. The words edgelord and dudebros can communicate a concept it would take me
salroka: some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi me:
krudman: lunar-vee replied to your post: The best/worst part of Reaper is I don’t think… i think him and soldier 76 were deliberate design choices to reel in the dudebro fps players This is 100% a possibility and a good observation, but the thing
actuallyjuststealingmemes: syqitten: auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night. “okay, dude, i’m
smitethepatriarchy: therothwoman: blairellis: this never gets old I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems. Gold. Bolding mine.
hishap: likebluefire: jamesfactscalvin: Dear Dudebros, one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.
uglynb: redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re
thelilnan: I think if dudebros are gonna compare period pain to Kicked in The Balls pain they’re gonna have to follow that same, societally ingrained shaming code that ladies do. No don’t talk about how much your balls hurt that’s gross. Stop whining
wafflesex: Dudebros Makoto and Haru
bev-gg: Don’t worry, dudebros, I’ll quit when you stop lurking me :)
challenger-approaching: shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this: jesus christ i was watching this with friends yesterday and went “whenever
webs-we-weave: webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all
earthesprit: give Cas catharsis 2k14 give Cas a break 2k14 give Cas friends (that don’t then die later) 2k14 stop beating and torturing Cas 2k14 stop forcing Cas into gross dudebro mold 2k14
stardustkr7: misocorny: That’s why it fucking hurts Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….
vapor-man: vapor-man: There are call of duty doujinshi and that just blew my mind *dudebro voice* It’s not gay man, it’s call of duty!
jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: bogusjake: you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro holy shit YES
therothwoman: blairellis: this never gets old I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.
syqitten: auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause
sweetguts: i love when dudebros’ responses to feminism are stuff like “NO MAN WILL EVER LOVE YOU” because like every single time we’re like “good, if a guy doesnt think im worthy of basic respect and dignity i dont want him to love me”like
vaspider: syqitten: auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night. “okay, dude, i’m only feeding on
webs-we-weave:webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all women
marvelcaptain: robert pattinson when he’s announced as batman, talking to all the fanboy dudebros pissed about it
shamusiel: whiny dudebros in the eva fandom give me power. i feed off their fear of homosexuality
cloudmercury: my-caliginous-romance: hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she lead hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
bootieking: Cat called out in public, cat called online. Ban dudebros 2k14
comickit: dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass: despazito: despazito: every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives they want a happy housewife but
