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*note: caption edited from the original submission* “I thought you said last week was just a one time drunken mistake, big brother, so why are you watching me take a shower like a big perv? I bet I was a way better slut for your big cock compared
Once the young hypnotist had locked eyes with the shirtless jock at the kegger, he knew the rest would be easy. By the end of the night, every drunken frat boy was his to control, all thoughts of girls lost to them, as the biggest gay fraternity on campus
“So I really enjoy having sex with guys, but I find that lesbian porn turns me on. I’ve never been with a girl (other than the drunken kiss with friends). The thought of going down on another female kind of grosses me out. Girls are hot and
Drunken Hotel Sex It has been far too long since this sinfully sensational scribe has appeared in the Library. He describes his writings as “dirty thoughts of a clean mind.” He doesn’t fool me for a moment though. His mind is downright
sharemygirlfriend: My girlfriend was sucking me drunkenly on the couch when one guy thought he would just chance it. He moves up behind her and, as we are both drunk and so horny, neither of us stop him as he eases down her thong and slides his bare
I ran into my nephew at a bar and he drove me home. I invited him in and started making out with him. In my drunkenness, I thought I was doing my nephew a favor. But once he got his face down there, I was suddenly sober and realized it was him who was
400eurojob: drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts: notmysecret: finger me in public ohhhhhhhhhhmygod Goals
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persian-slutwife: The sluttiest thing I have done is allow myself to be gangbanged by drunken men who thought they were raping me. I pretended to put up a weak fight but hubby had told them I was his date, that I was a whore he met online and that I
tricias-captions: In a drunken moment, my co-worker, Marylou, told me that she thought my husband was a hunk and that she wanted to have sex with him. “How much do you want to?” I asked the brunette coyly. “Like a lot,” she slurred her words
Random thoughts in a drunken and stoned night, the pope died meanwhile #ff #excitedmind Sociopolikatastrofika : http://www.behance.net/gallery/SociopoliKatastrofiKa/2252480
I’ve had my fair share of threesomes; most were meh.My worst was with my good friend and her boyfriend at the time during a drunken night. I mean it was fine I guess, but I had the nerve to suck her boyfriend’s dick during it. She always refused him
captionspornesp: friskydingo626: When my son asked me to dance for him, I never thought I would’ve ended up like this.. Maybe I shouldn’t have drunken so much. Cuando mi hijo me preguntó si bailaba para él, nunca pensé que terminaría de esta
just-shower-thoughts: Crocodiles are just water lizards. Whichever drunken geologist didn’t name them,“Wizards” is a fool of a took.
kitpocket: ralph walked zangief home after a night at Tapper’s and he thought zangief was going in for one of those overly friendly drunken hugs but welp this works too (this was just a sketch that I darkened and cleaned up a bit so it’s messy ha)
drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts: me in 20 years
bigcutieruby: just found this old pic i never posted drunkenly browsing my camera roll, thoughts n prayers to let my hair grow back to this length super quickly just so i can probably impulsively cut it all off again, thx
Do you ever look at someone and think, “God, I’d love to punt you in the cunt. Gently. And with my tongue…”?
notallwerewolves: weeaboo-woman: dollsahoy:gameraboy:KFC’s CHIZZA (Chicken Pizza)Husband: So it’s Chicken Parmesan then…This is exactly that I thought, it’s a glorified parmo, I can literally walk into any shady kebab shop at 2am after a drunken
myredbike: Drunken hotel sex She’s going to be so pissed, he thought to himself while trying to focus on the door lock. He could barely stand. The room numbers in front of him kept blending into each other. 832. 238. 382. He reached for the door handle
kamala-k: saneliur: Can we just appreciate the fact that Bard is the only person with whom Thranduil willingly shares his wine with. It’s because he looks more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom does. In his drunken haze, he probably thought it
sarahxwritesstuff: I once drunkenly confessed my gangbang fantasy to my brother. On my birthday he promised me a treat as long as he could watch. That evening he turned up with several of his workmates. I was shy at first but then I thought: ‘Happy
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just-shower-thoughts: Drunken conversations are sober thoughts without the mask of social insecurity.
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just-shower-thoughts:Drunken conversations are sober thoughts without the mask of social insecurity.
just-shower-thoughts: Jar Jar Binks is what you would might have expected had Disney made a Star Wars movie in 1999 Jar jar is actually a force sensitive drunken fist master, but he was so good people hated him and George Lucas scrapped the idea and
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a special section on your phone where you can keep you professional contacts which requires a password to access. This way we can avoid drunken butt dials to our bosses and clients
Drunken Words & Sober Thoughts
thechronicmasochist:Daddy thought you guys might like to see my drunken antics 😳
