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“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
bedroomdaydreams: Daddy loved to treat his little girl as best as he could. He let me do so many things that mommy either wouldn’t let me do or just was unsure of. He let me be a little rebel. One night after mommy went to sleep daddy came to my room
Somewhere out there, my friends are packing essential beach stuff for our trip to Bora and I’m here drunk-packing my favorite boys with dad and worrying about whether or not they have wifi at the hotel. Hi guys! I’ll be away from my tablet
hamletmachine: (Right click ‘Open image in new tab’ to see full size) ♥♥♥Happy Birthday, Ono!♥♥♥ I did the only thing I knew how and drew your characters drunkenly humping- I don’t think I can ever adequately express the depth of my
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
I picked up an Icee from Burger King and did the most logical thing: Added copious amounts of vodka. I’m awesome.
marahuders: It was unbearable. The whole thing. Every second worse than the last.
“one of these things are not like the other”
kavos-plz: Omg a super secret screencap (that I made) of Asami dealing with a drunk Tahno. Edit: unfiltered version HEADCANONS AND FIC IDEAS, GO
kavos-plz: Go home, Tahno, you’re drunk.
ghostbees: I hope Cumbermaster is still a thing, because I love it so much. His walking stick conceals his laser screwdriver.
Drunken Teen Orgies is a site where stunning girls who are only just old enough legally drink alcohol end up getting rather tipsy and doing things that they probably would never do if they were sober. What would their moms say if they saw them like this?!
I’m too tried to think of a text to put here besides she now has a Cavalry of Jasper’s riding giraffes now.
heckyeahbispearl: mage-cat: heckyeahbispearl: Imagine Bismuth carrying Pearl under her arm casually. Like a football. Pearl: Oh come now, Bismuth. I was handling things just fine. Bismuth: I know, doll, but if you did to that human what I think you
Drunk doodle tbh. My Sans keeps getting shorter :”D
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
sglad19: BellyWellyJelly Tied Up There were so many things you didn’t know about her sexual past - like letting her ex tied her up and then fuck her
Cock stupid and cum drunk
eryen-art: Drunk Viktor VS drunk Yuuri (¬‿¬)Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eryen_art/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Eryen%E3%81%AEArt-1544962839107430/
I've drunk Tea at Midnight
misskirby:misskirby:i’m watching TCW and there’s a bit where artoo’s like [distressed warble] and anakin’s like “i know, i know, but i’m here now” and artoo calms down. am i CRYING about a fucking ROBOT anakin, extremely drunk: things that
To all skinny bitchs: This is why you shouldn’t say mean things to heavier girls. Fair warning.
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
girl-non-grata: Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
tinyconfusion: endiot: hes such a dork i wanna sit on his dick #things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk (via)
leatherjacketsandrum: Chloe just sleeping in Lucifer’s bed.Just in his bed sleeping. In his shirt in his bed.She put on his shirt, played his piano while she was drunk as a skunk.Fell asleep in his bed.And he came home to her in his shirt in his bed
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
mothvhs:the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that
Just A Frog, Doing Frog Things.
I’m a little drunk and playing Pokemon Y but I keep getting sucked in and I have to just stop and put it down and just bask in how good it feels but now I’m sad that I cant just go into the game. I kinda hope that tron will become a thing
I l;ove how everything positive has a negative impact on how I feel in the long run. I mean, being happy just makes things worse. I just want to be numb forever. At least I’ll be able to function. I guess its kinda sad, but the more positive things
love-the-family: - Good morning, sweetie!- Oh, good morning, mom!- Are you ok?- Sure, I’m just still a little bit shocked by this!- Me too! I know we were pretty drunk last night, and if this was just a drunk thing for you, we forget that this happened
tombkeeperhikari: shelbymutou: animelover4eva14: :3 SO CUTE! Little Jou trying to kill Kaiba, Yugi being like attached to him, Ryou on the chicken, Malik just being adorable. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
My papa bear got really drunk one night and tried to close himself up in the box he wants to keep me in. This is before stripping naked and trying to run outside at 3 in the morning. Either way, it was the cutest and most adorable thing ever. @shanedog09
thedoghouse09:Someone had a little too much fun tonight with the girls, while Daddy worked. The cutest thing to come home to. @iamapaperuniverse I partied too hard
Things you hear when your best friends are male soldiers
augustbird: genius “deaded?” “hi tech thing” “egg chair sitty thing?????” “cardigan” lmfao
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Guys I'm so drunk
All the things
Guys I should drunk blog more
you guys. i’m trashed and didn’t spend a penny tonight and looked real cute and ugh. hung out with some old pals from like 10th grade. it was good. sometimes going out isn’t the worst thing ever.
Last thing I reMEMbuh is our beautiful bodies grindin off in that cluh..
my glasses broke out of nowhere last night, so today i went to the optometrist only to find out that they didn’t take my insurance but waved the exam fee and hooked me up with 2 pairs for 贄. that’s how i know things are gonna be ok.
Last night, damn you were in my sexxx dreams doing really nasty things. ♡
Why do I do these things I do to myself?
pon-raul: when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter
ask me things like anythinnnng
I’m at basketball and I’m on midol which makes me so woozy and dodging these flying basketballs is the hardest thing I’ve ever done
mybrothersatan: can we just appreciate how drunk ty olsson was at this convention pls
jordandrobson: iraffiruse: Trying to sleep while drunk this is the most accurate thing ever
Yes, being tipsy till 4am is never a good thing when only tumblr and talking to my bestie's bf on Skype are the only thing to keep me occupied.
dr-pepsi:unspokengrief: self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself
literallyaflame: walrusofdoom: I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing. fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I
everything considered there isn’t enough drunk Rose on this blog
a quick dumb thing v u v
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kigurumis (blakes is specially made)doodle based on a ficlet i read written by kokkoro based on a popular text post about nice drunk girls he h
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