drunk shit
NSFW Tumblr
find drunk shit on porn pin board
drunk shit clips
Drunk college girl is shitting alfresco
The drunk college girl accidentally shitted a floor
I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right???
Tonight I gave a blowjob for the first time in like five months and HOLY SHIT did I miss that I need a man asap.
“life is all shit”
Drunk Sam/Luci: wtf am I doing (2/2)
Holy shit now
#Had_2_take_da_pic_myself#never_let_a_drunk_nigga_do_shit#saturday_night#party#VFW#me_and_my_homie_yogi
Where’s all my followers at? What is it to early for all you pussies, shit I worked all day and was high by noon
lust4lilac: hdmilez: Where’s all my followers at? What is it to early for all you pussies, shit I worked all day and was high by noon Ummmm excuse me! U were WHAT by noon????????? an who are you with right now????????????
babe with an exotic look
Drunk as balls right now!! Put shit in my ask and I'll answer honestly. I swear.
the four stages of watching a drunk friend dancing or doing other stupid shit at the club
Wow what a night I drank a lot at a bowling alley with some people, a lot happened there, then came back to my stressful home and got shit there but w.e I’m drunk have chillin time 😎
I don’t need alcohol to have fun. But I need an excuse for when I fuck shit up.
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
rape-angel:I wanna be forced to get drunk and high by a sweet protecting person who’ll rape me when I’m fucked up
Bro… we’re not friends anymore. Nothing excuses this shit…
polmcarts: Team Urameshi had a sleepover. Kuwabara got really drunk and passed out. The next morning, he wakes up with a group cuddle and he now thinks he fucked all of them. Kurama’s bull-shittin’ smile doesn’t help him at all…
People talking shit bout mean girls I’m bout to throw down
caralarm-bicycles: sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”
Yall need to get this in your life right now. I’m faded as fuck right now off this tequila shit. This shit gets you drunk as fuck.This shit is way smoother than Patrón Silver, and that shit smooth. I’m bout to fall the fuck out.
roqweiler1911: mynameisentirelyigbo: rainbowbuttconfetti: So why isn’t this all over the news? Had a group of Blacks murdered a white cop… So wait… tf happened that all 3 of these drunk assholes killed a cop well, apparently, the white woman
theblacknoise: thetallblacknerd: missrevived: knowledgeequalsblackpower: how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song. most white people so drunk off whiteness,
feministingforchange:unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
I’m drunk for the first time in two years, I’m home not working on a satday night for the first time in months, let me take my ass to sleep.
prettyboyshyflizzy: jenjerbread: seriously, fuck this girl. she went to my highschool.she was underage drunk driving and hit and man and didn’t stop.http://www.houstontx.gov/police/nr/2012/jan/nr01092012-3.htm Bruh they really pulled up her record
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
chicanaspice: legendarymotherofshade: erincrocodile: wizzard890: kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: borderline-sunflower: i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
pettypia: carlitothaplug: pettypia: freaknastyo: pettypia: So it’s 6am and all I hear is a big bang It’s a drunk white girl that crashed her car, idgaf about that. But I was 3.5 seconds away from helping her because I hear her scream till this
I’m becoming a drunk. Feeling good rn tho
tearthatcherryout: “Troy take your drunk ass, leather wearing in the summertime, need a shave, stinky ass home!” Waiting to Exhale (1995) Tryna figure out when a stamped leather vest with no shirt underneath woulda ever been the shit to wear.
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
gahhhdamn: lilflipfone: ej-cheats: I have developed a new kinkI have just realized that I love the feeling of not knowing who has fucked me. I go drunk passed out, woke up naked and covered in cum. Who, how many, who watch? I have no idea but I LOVE
bestscatdotcom: Princess Nikki was so drunk tonight, but she still loved to use a human toilet! Click here to download Princess Nikki Drunk Shitting movie
drunk-in-tears: Weil meine Schnitte mich verstehen. Ja, meine Arme…
allykennedy96: Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.
basedheisenberg: Being drunk does not excuse cheating. Being drunk does not excuse rape. Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole. Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior. Being drunk is not an excuse. Control yourself or don’t
2sticks1drum: the-adventures-of-nick: tardis-are-y0u-drunk-again: fairytalefaker: Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing? Life goes on, strange isn’t it? Wow This is fucking brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr. This
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
mymentalcrisis: r-u-drunk: - 🌸EROTIC DREAMS🌸
katara: not being drunk is so awful
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
millika:How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like
I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth
wifi-on: the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work
xlogophobia: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
denkweisen: i’m drunk and i miss you, i just wanna throw up and be near you, oh gooood.
meghanmclovin: If you’re ever curious about how I feel about you get me drunk
drunkingly: jacoblasher: I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain. MY LIFE
xberliner-kindx: inhaftiert: get-drunk-i-need-the-truth: hipenis: airmax-huren: inhaftiert: v-verloren: Mein Bio Buch weiß Bescheid. DAUMEN HOCH ! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 !!! und immer noch 👍👍👍👍
Some days I wanna post random personal shit on here, then I remember I didn’t reach 175 followers posting about me…
Drunk AF and totes in DGAF Mode
i actually have the day off of work tomorrow. but i don’t smoke anymore, so………. the last time i didn’t give a shit about 4/20 since i was like 14 and thought weed was dumb lol.
it’s always the person you love the most. they know all of your vulnerabilities and can make you feel like hugest piece of shit. this is why i don’t like getting so close and letting my guard down. fuck this shit. why am i even here,
What's your focus in life?
people that know me in real life follow me on here, but i’m just going to go ahead and ignore that. i don’t give a shit anymore.so here i am, getting drunk by myself at 3am on a school night because for once, i just don’t want to feel. i don’t
Drunk and don’t often have this urge but I really just want to get fucked super hard while I’m passed out / silly shit faced *hides and runs away*
spatialheather: literallyaflame: walrusofdoom: I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing. fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on
