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I Love Making Him Feel Good (m/f)“On Saturday night my boyfriend and I went to a party with some of his friends. We both drank and played beer pong, he didn’t drink nearly as much ,as I did bc he had to drive me home, I wasn’t drunk but I was definitely
1hotwife:Now that we are all friends I don’t see why my husband would object to me going out drinking with you, then crashing at your place if I’m to drunk to drive home. I mean he does it all the time! F
Saturday night at the trailer park, too drunk to drive to the rest stop.
share-bare: Your skunk drunk wife in the bar parking lot, out of control. So, decision time, Hubby; are you going to stop her and take her home, or put all three in the back seat while you drive to the closest motel? Come on, Hubby, let the guys
repostedslutwives: Your wife went out with some friends last night. At 2am, you got this pic from her phone with the following message. “Dude, your wife was too drunk to drive home. We’ll take care of her. Don’t worry, she’ll be home in the morning”
depravedandwanting: No no, you are too drunk to drive, let me take you home. Non posso vedere certe cose in queste condizioni
mastinoperpiacere: patatinaxxx89: depravedandwanting: No no, you are too drunk to drive, let me take you home. Non posso vedere certe cose in queste condizioni
strictmom4you: SON LOOSEN UP! HAVE A DRINK! MOM I HAVE TO DRIVE YOU BACK HOME AND WE LIVE 40 MILES AWAY! I’M NOT GETTING DRUNK!SON……….I BOOKED US A ROOM HERE FOR THE NIGHT. HAVE A DRINK, HAVE A LOT OF DRINKS! WHY MOM?YOU MAY NOT WANT TO REMEMBER
thehottestwives: thanks for picking me up. hubby is out of town and i really don’t like to drive drunk :)-a
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amateurslags: naturalass: interesting0girl: Went to a concert in Michigan with neighbor Seth. Called hubby and told him we were too drunk to drive back, we were just going to crash at a hotel and come home in the morning. Also said I’d make Seth
trashyjess: i was drunk and fucked up again had this old guy drive me home gave him a bj he came and then left sorry i havent been posting to much lately I Want to cover your face with cum too ;)
erin-interestinggirl: interesting0girl: Went to a concert in Michigan with neighbor Seth. Called hubby and told him we were too drunk to drive back, we were just going to crash at a hotel and come home in the morning. Also said I’d make Seth sleep
trillohyp-e: mindless-airamas: My sister was in a car wreck. Her friend was drunk and driving. The car split in half and someone else was killed. My sister lost her eye and her arm has to be amputated. So far they don’t know if she is gonna make it.
So the guy I had like 15 calls from was driving drunk to ME ! & he wrecked his own car & ended up in jail :/ I didn’t know the guy had a drinking problem cause our first “date” was at a dive bar
turbohigh: i want to be in a band i want to drive across the country and live in a van full of gross smelly boys and guitars and amps and boxes of merch and bathe in the sinks at rest stops and set up our own stage to sing for a bunch of drunk people
fxckinomo: i had my first legitimate accident in years last night im so embarrassedmy friend and i had gone to the bar and she was driving me home and i had had a few drinks, i wasn’t too drunk but you know how sometimes alcohol…goes straight to
gaybondageartwork: To drunk to drive home by Vuffer
God help me whatever the fuck do they put in Mountain dew kickstart. I’m coming down off the high and still feel and sound drunk. I am about to drive to work fml.
lorddarkstar33: My step mom is awful. She asked if she could spend the night at my house because she was to drunk to drive. it wasn’t until she was half naked in my bedroom when I remembered….She doesn’t drink.
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up
wetting-captions: It’s about a three hour drive to and from my parents house, and they live out in the woods so there’s nothing around but trees and farms. Sometimes it’s calming. But not today. I drunk about three bottles of water and a cup of
Please don't drive drunk tonight!!!
deanwinchestersshortshorts: dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless
factsandreality: “If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.” —
suchagoodson: My older sister called me this evening asking if I could pick her up. She had broken up with her boyfriend and was now too drunk to drive. When I got to the bar I could tell that she had a few too many drinks. I sat down with her
anarchisthousewife: lokis-army-first-lieutenant: I don’t even know who this man is, but his tweet spoke to me; so I’m posting it here. seriously fuck everyone who drives drunk
yo, this thanksgiving find a designated driver. we all like to get “turnt” when we are with friends and family, so dont get drunk and drive.
2damnfeisty: feministingforchange: unite4humanity: Cops act like cops don’t do drugs. Or drive drunk. Or rape people…. (Insert any crime here). THIS^^^^^ And crackheads will help you out in an emergency situation especially for Ū.
tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone
scootoaster: dittoprize: askbadbloom ( It’s a know fact that talking toasters can’t drive a car. No matter how drunk you get it’s still not going happen. ) (I hope you enjoy this gift. c: ) I don’t even have a license, so I wouldn’t even
knifeh:Homg, she’s falling over! She’s too drunk to drive home!I needed some rest for commissions; so I drew this.HD available on Patreon (if you like my art, consider supporting me: http://patreon.com/knifehx3 <3
just-shower-thoughts: Drunk me is going to wake up in some ridiculous places when I have a self-driving car in the future.
sexhaver: i replaced my drive and reinstalled windows last night whilst blind drunk
phoebelouu: The ways you kill your demons are up to you. It’s okay to get high, it’s okay to go on a long drive at 2a.m, it’s okay to get drunk, it’s okay to punch your wall, it’s okay to scream. You’re not wrong for not just sitting there
I had nice 20 minute walk. it didn;t mater how bad my legs hurt. I needed this.I was kinda afraid that the police were going to drive by ansd i Was going to go to jal for biing drunk in public but I made it home ok. I hacve laundry I’ put in the
plutokrasi: imagine anon853 ordering delivery mcdonalds
Its the future and Ash no longer flinches when downloading a 46 MB file because instread of a computer with an 80MB hard drive, he has a 3 TB storage RAID (Ash is drunk)
im-quietly-finding-my-way: Daily FUCKING reminder DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
patternsinnoise: just-shower-thoughts: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
ridge: if Justin Bieber were to drive drunk and kill somebody these idiots I mean Belieber’s would still defend him
theuppitynegras: witchsistah: earthshaker1217: khaiancalafia: Thank god Justin Bieber was just driving drunk and high and not walking home with a bag of Skittles like some thug. Go on and tell it. y’all can’t be outchea telling the truth
jordan-reet: Want me to come over to pick you up then we can get her? I know you don’t like driving at night very much. That’s sweet of you babe. But I don’t think you’d like being around my friend while she’s drunk. She gets
cheesewhizexpress: coldtofire: Okay, here goes: my best friend and me out on the road again. I’m the guy on the right. The ride is actually his, I’m merely the chauffeur. Also he’s generally too drunk to drive… Thank you @harrysharbourbizarre
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat... I shouldn’t have to break this down but here’s for the mentally challenged: don’t blame the means that a person uses
Me driving drunk folk around for Uber in the rain
gregwuzhere: Me driving drunk folk around for Uber in the rain
whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing with drunk folk if you drive at nights or for special events, that’s like most of your cash flow on Friday/Saturday night, why you wanna eliminate that? I did uber for 18 months in
pussy-and-pizzza-x: gregwuzhere: whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing with drunk folk if you drive at nights or for special events, that’s like most of your cash flow on Friday/Saturday night, why you wanna eliminate that?
candied-corpse: republicanidiots: macgregorsiolalpin: Drunks run stop signs!Stoners wait for them to turn green! Sometimes they wait like an hour for it but still. I’d still like neither of you to drive please. I always liked Cathy Lanier
ghostkayla: Just a quick reminder, please don’t drink and drive, and please don’t ride with a drunk driver. Call a cab, get a designated driver, sleep in your car if you have to. I care about you guys a lot. Please be safe.
rosyish: rosyish: If you drive drunk tonight you’re ugly AND dusty PLEASE don’t endanger other people and yourself tonight. Take an uber, call a friend, call your mom, crash at a friends place, walk around and find a cab. Just do anything besides
jerrod99: Good thing you offered to blow me. I was gonna tell Mom I caught you driving her car drunk. From now on, you’re gonna do this whenever I want, got it?
king-klassic: im-quietly-finding-my-way: Daily FUCKING reminder DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID Amen
furific replied to your post: Give me 10 reasons why Wolf is a better husbando… You forgot that Tatsuki is a raging drunk that was going to be my #12 cuz Wolf can drink and drive with style
Daily FUCKING reminderDONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
