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I probably would’ve done the same thing. Good call, bro!!! My girlfriend peed on her when she was drunk. She needed a helping hand to change her panties so took the opportunity and leave a gift.
tf-transformaholic: phase3inspection: Play-mate. *NB I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk when I noticed a huge house party. A few older men were out front and starting to whistle and call me sexy, I wasn’t sure
I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk when I noticed a huge house party. A few older men were out front and starting to whistle and call me sexy, I wasn’t sure if they were teasing me but I was on 6 months of hormone treatment
I dressed up as a school girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk when I noticed a huge house party. A few older men were out front and starting to whistle and call me sexy, I wasn’t sure if they were teasing me but I was on 6 months of hormone
marriedbisexualson: gay-daddy-mature-videos: (via Gay Daddy Videos) After Dad got drunk I asked him if he could fuck me like I was 18 again. Dad still knows how I like it. Especially calling me boy again like he used to.
New!! I’m Dick-Drunk Off of a BBC – Click here to buy this clip and MANY more in my store! – I’m ready to go out for a nice dinner, but first I have to call my friend and tell her about the amazing big, black sex I have been having
berserkpack: nefertiti–edgeskinky: trebled-negrita-princess: kropotkindersurprise: April 18 2016 - A drunk racist harasses an old black man on a Chicago El train, calling the man a n*gger over and over. After ignoring the racist for fifteen
Climb A Broken Ladder, by Robert Novak (Digit Books, 1956). From a charity shop in Nottingham. It had been a woman who put John Zerzanek where he was - down among the drunks on Skid Row. They didn’t even know his real name, just called him Bohunk,
yetiskincocuk: My sister must have been really drunk - stumbling into my room at 3 AM, calling me “Mark” (her boyfriend’s name). I tried to stop her, really I did, but she thought I was joking. Ah well. Whoops.
Don’t drink and dial
fluffmonster-art:Have a huge thick Buffibou of Mnty’s character being drunk & calling out to who…. maybe you…https://www.furaffinity.net/view/15518779/Mnty’s FA (Go check him out. He is talented): https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mnty
citrusification: gonna call hookers and get drunk till morning comes!
scorpioasshoe: my old roomate used to call me the great white pumpkin behind my back because he saw my ass while I was drunk once HAHA if u wanna watch me dick around naked and screenshot explicit nude videos and pics, get my private Snapchat by messagi
zumainthyfuture: Trump supporter yells at African American #burgerking workers. Doesn’t end well. LMFAO dude in the white shirt put his stuff down and just stepped on that dude with ALL of his weight. P.S.:The OP called the drunk asshole a Trump support
Ali Corbin (as Kara), the girl next door, is drunk and only wearing panties. Jason Biggs (as Jim Levenstein) is trying to get her home safely. - From the fourth installment of the American Pie series called: American Reunion, 2012
I like to call this set “Officially drunk”. Photos courtesy of @industrybyrick
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: Future Hotwife You’re out-of-town. Your fiancé is lonely. She goes to a bar after work and and gets drunk. She meets a black guy and takes him back to her apartment. And fucks him. On the floor. The next night he calls
pure-incest-family: Poor little Gabrielle must of thought that calling her uncle to pick her up from the party cause she was drunk would be a good idea. She didn’t realise that her uncle was more strict than her dad and decide to teach her a lesson.
sarahxwritesstuff: My brother called and said his girlfriend had kicked him out of the apartment. I said he could stay with me for one night. We got drunk. When the sun came up we were still fucking.
life-of-beyonce: I was on youtube and I found this gem. A group called MiC Lowry from Liverpool, England. Here they are singing a mashup of..Drunk In Love/Locked Out Of Heaven/Flawless. Awesome
Usually how I am after sex, covered in cum and exhausted. It’s called dick-drunk, and it’s a real thing. I’m so out of it after a great sex sesh. Both of us should be exhausted and just lay there.
lonesomemother1: I called my son and asked him to come to the honeymoon suite because my new husband was drunk, passed out and useless to me. When my son arrived I said, “Come in baby, mommy needs you to help her consummate her marriage.” When my
favouritelittlelines: “The point of the KILL ME dress,is to raise questions about violence against women and, specifically, what constitutes a woman ‘asking for it’? If she gets drunk at a party? Calls a guy a jerk? Wears a dress that says ‘KILL
collegehumor: Go Home Grammar, You’re Drunk [Click for more debauchery] Us’ve called it a day. Good night.
lumpl: blackmenstolemydaughter: One day your daughter will look old enough to get served with alcohol even though she’s not actually! you’ll receive a phone call from her friend parents saying you need to pick her up as she’s got herself blind drunk
ass-candy: This is what you call Black Cock Drunk
vivalamary: we-are-breakable: totally called that this was gonna be a GIF Drunk Vinny sounds like..about 90% of my friends.
voorheeskills: Clicking through the footage of my birthday on my dads camera..I was shocked to find this…me slouched naked passed out drunk on the sofa as my dad rammed his cock in and out of my ass calling me a drunken little whore
neuromorphogenesis: Do different kinds of alcohol get you different kinds of drunk? When your friend gets tipsy and starts rambling about how tequila turns her into a savage party monster, and then your other friend vehemently calls bullshit, calmly
amateurslags: naturalass: interesting0girl: Went to a concert in Michigan with neighbor Seth. Called hubby and told him we were too drunk to drive back, we were just going to crash at a hotel and come home in the morning. Also said I’d make Seth
vardaesque: lipstickonashadow: people on my facebook feed (and on here!) are getting seriously mean about kristen stewart onstage. calling her drunk, high, arrogant, saying she looks like “lupin the morning after a full moon” basically being the
See this dog? He was ABUSED. Two drunk dipshits tied the dog to the back of their truck, “forgot that he was back there”, and DROVE OFF!!! Luckly, the cops were called and this poor dog got the medical attention he needed! The dog is currently doing
cricketandperv: 1). I am drunk. 2). I’m gonna call it “unwinding.” 3). Remember that pic of that dudes cock in my mouth? Well. He’s back. But this time no sex. Just hours long conversations consisting only of puns and HIMYM references. And maybe
now-thats-what-i-call-hentai: Here is some Final Fantasy X because I am drunk/horny/playing it.
forever-my-baby: fearlessskyscraper: See this dog? He was ABUSED. Two drunk dumbells tied this dog to the back of their truck, “forgot that he was back there” and DROVE OFF!!! Luckily, the cops were called and this poor dog got the medical attention
erin-interestinggirl: interesting0girl: Went to a concert in Michigan with neighbor Seth. Called hubby and told him we were too drunk to drive back, we were just going to crash at a hotel and come home in the morning. Also said I’d make Seth sleep
hessomuchbigger: The reason your wife wanted to stay behind at her friend’s party when you went home early…. Don’t worry, she’s okay, she just got drunk and ended up crashing overnight. She’ll call you in a little bit when she’s ready for
brothersisterfathermother: My sister must have been really drunk - stumbling into my room at 3 AM, calling me “Mark” (her boyfriend’s name). I tried to stop her, really I did, but she thought I was joking. Ah well. Whoops.
blackstepdaddy: Your girl friend went to the bar with her friends. She got a little drunk and ended up at this niggers house in the hood. He already called a couple of his bull friends and they’ve called a couple others in less then an hour she
3054953081 call me I'm drunk :3
rocksinmuffin: rocksinmuffin: A girl called me cute at the renaissance festival today but I was too drunk to fully realize what happened before she disappeared in the crowd and this isn’t even the first time this has happened to me. Lesbians, why are
Remember that time when I got really drunk while in Denmark, and called my mother while in a prison themed gay bar? Doing pub crawls with swedish friends is nice.
So the guy I had like 15 calls from was driving drunk to ME ! & he wrecked his own car & ended up in jail :/ I didn’t know the guy had a drinking problem cause our first “date” was at a dive bar
share-bare: I know, Baby. But your so-called friends got me drunk and took the tie that holds it around me. Where have you been, Baby? I’ve tried to hold it up and cover myself, but they all just kept touching me and rubbing me, my pussy… oh
aandyrea: i want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
foryourusemistress: I Was a Police Officer Today, I will not answer the radio call that your boyfriend has come home drunk and is beating you again. Today I will not answer the radio call that your 16 year old daughter, who is very responsible, is
femaleasslover: Drunk and on a good one. Awaiting a call back from one or more of my regular booty calls. Until then, show me what you got friends. I yearn to see what my followers have in store for me. 😘
rosyish: rosyish: If you drive drunk tonight you’re ugly AND dusty PLEASE don’t endanger other people and yourself tonight. Take an uber, call a friend, call your mom, crash at a friends place, walk around and find a cab. Just do anything besides
mb-00: vanconcastiel: feelthefloww: ladugard:I want gay cafés Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations *opens a cafe called Les Bean* *opens partner chain called Homo
madeofcelluloid:‘Punch-Drunk Love’, Paul Thomas Anderson (2002)I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line… I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they
tomsmizzle: I just finished a game for a 24 hour jam Porpentine ran called BIG CHAOS TWINE JAM. It’s called Drunken Mind Control Slaughter, which is a name generated by http://videogamena.me/. It is about getting drunk on your birthday and embarrassing
When I wake up in an unfamiliar place
After I had my last final
mason-hess: She had called him, depressed and drunk, and asked to come home. He had listed to her quietly and when she started sobbing and begging he hung up. She called back right away and begged again, and he listened until she fell silent before he
acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
![collegehumor: Go Home Grammar, You’re Drunk [Click for more debauchery] Us’ve called it a day. Good night.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f1e8075cdcb5a102e2e8497987b71a3/tumblr_mk11rzNH4a1qasthro2_r1_250.jpg)
