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I had been out partying with my two new friends from work when we all got super drunk. My house was nearby so my new BFFs asked if they could sleep over. I told them it wasn’t a good idea as my Dad would probably try to take advantage of them. Instead
Usually I won’t eat out a guy’s ass unless he’s completely built nice as fuck… or if I’m really drunk and horny.
http://daddysfembabysitter.tumblr.com I wish I could just wake up as her one morning. Literally, just wake up as her in a new apartment in a new city. I have to find a job and make by, maybe I would move back to my old city and fuck people I know, like
http://daddysfembabysitter.tumblr.comI wish I could just wake up as her one morning. Literally, just wake up as her in a new apartment in a new city. I have to find a job and make by, maybe I would move back to my old city and fuck people I know, like
As you lay slumbered on the other side of the bed. Your colleague walks in to find your wife’s naked body. Still drunk from the night, she offered no resistance as he lifted her up and fucked her behind. Â Â
She’d stumbled into bed fully dressed, extremely drunk and frustrated that she hadn’t met a single man she wanted to go home with. As she slept throughout the night, her intoxicated mind allowed her subconscious to run wild and indulge in her deepest
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1) Oh, those pressures of the society! Ai Uehara always wanted to be fucked by her mature neighbor but she had no guts to really open her legs for him because she was afraid she would be seen as immoral after that.
sandyc4fun: I’m drunk and horny as fuck! Rubbing my clit
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sandyc4fun: Riding a monster cock and watching Pineapple Express. I’m drunk and horny as fuck for cock.
sandyc4fun: I’m drunk and horny as fuck! Rubbing my clit Follow one of the best asses on Tumblr
dirtygurl6969: drunk and horny as fuck. can barely fuck myself so you should cum do it for me ;)
Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being, come to earth in human form to make it a brighter place. A Celtic goddess of security, who traded eternity as a divinity for a short lifetime as your mother. To say that you were lucky to
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
Guys Vegas is fun as fuck. I haven’t slept since Friday, Idk how I’m fucking awake rn. Maybe bc I’m still drunk and high but yeah. The guys here are horny little fucks. Can we not have a simple conversation without you wanting to shove your dick
Baby’s first distillery tour! Macallan was gorgeous and I’m very drunk now. If anyone rich as fuck ever wants to send me a bottle of their Easter Elchies Black let me know cuz it’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever fucking tasted but one bottle
I am in no way related to this fucking retard who just left me a message. I swear to god, I have no brother. Of course he was drunk as hell. AS ALWAYS.
molokomoko: fadingroots: hydetomyjekyll: Go home bird, you’re drunk. Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are! Playful behavior In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens are among
thebigbearcave: coachbear: the-iron-cub: mikey-makes-posts: fuck it I’m drunk enough to do this, but just please don’t be mean I know I don’t look good Freaking stunning dude Sexy as fuck I adore this picture. what absolute cuteness and
scrawls: yuleagin-nova: jenniferrpovey: kittykat8311: itsqueerlyhalloween: firstoffrostfall: thedarkitalian: his-quietus-make: All the pubs in the UK How many fucking places do you need to get drunk?!?! As many as possible “why aren’t that
strampunch: pthalocy: yuleagin-nova: jenniferrpovey: kittykat8311: itsqueerlyhalloween: firstoffrostfall: thedarkitalian: his-quietus-make: All the pubs in the UK How many fucking places do you need to get drunk?!?! As many as possible “why
briarin: arbetarmakt: jokelesbian: skineater: worst bathroom to be drunk in i already feel like i’m drunk as piss just looking at this I am drunk and was really fucking confused
I was sober then i started drinking beers, then i was drunk then i had a shower (drunk) then i went out and had some sushi with some friends and now im home. (im tired as fuck)
petite-et-innocente: I am so fucking drunk right now… And horny as fuck 🎀 Damn
fat-birds: jasminethey: fadingroots: hydetomyjekyll: Go home bird, you’re drunk. Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are! Playful behavior In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens
kittykat8311: itsqueerlyhalloween: firstoffrostfall: thedarkitalian: his-quietus-make: All the pubs in the UK How many fucking places do you need to get drunk?!?! As many as possible “why aren’t that many in the top of Scotland?” those are
Sometimes a guy just wants to get a lil drunk n high as the woman he loves gets naked dirty n plays daddy’s lil brat. Both horny as fuck her dirty fuck holes being used n abused as the toys are put to use and they both get dirty forced violated
rupindeer: my relationship advice is when in doubt, go get as drunk as you can, dump them, then fuck someone else
drunk-post: Classy as fuck today.
sqammed: Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
idontrunicruz: fat-birds: jasminethey: fadingroots: hydetomyjekyll: Go home bird, you’re drunk. Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are! Playful behavior In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile
I’m drunk rn and i just hope you miss me as much as I’m missing you right at this moment.
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up
im-quietly-finding-my-way: Daily FUCKING reminder DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
chubby-colombian-wifey: chubby-colombian-wifey: She was way to drunk to tell me what she did… I was so turn on and I still hard as fuck I want to know what happened…any comments or thoughts 💭!?? I say she got fucked so good 😊 -El Patron
giovanelupo: Apparently I only look good in pictures when I just woke up after being drunk as fuck.
aztec-dreams: don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck? A man who hangs wit the boys will can home an luv you later
bbloops22: A few more pics of my 2nd DP experience.I was drunk as fuck! LOL!-BLoops!
d0it4theratchetz: coverddnsunshine: cravings: the only kiss ill have on new years eve is with the floor because i will be drunk as fuck lmfao Accurate Me 😂😂😂
aztec-dreams: don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?
going to get drunk as fuck with my family at the beach s/o to my Dominican side
I’m drunk as fuck and I really want to tak to you
snowpixi: who wants to get drunk as fuck and make out with me on new years eve
high as fuck we are ugly but we have the music †
If anyone wants to know anything, now is the time to ask because I'm drunk as fuck.
The 2 guys were drunk as fuck and trying to walk when the 1 guy falls down backwards and into this girl who was looking at her phone while walking behind them. She must have thought he did it on purpose to feel her leg with his back cause she hauled off
satans-sista: im sorry but why DO GIRLS CARE SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT BOYS AS TEENAGERS. GET DRUNK HAVE SEX DO DRUGS READ BOOKS GET LIT AS FUCK LISTEN TO MUSIC DANCE AROUND NAKED BUT DONT SPEND TIME CRYING OVER A GUY WHO DOESNT “LOVE YOU” BECAUSE IN
lettersfromadreamer:This New Year’s Eve I need to be drunk as fuck, there is no alternative
buttpls: drunk as fuck
sleep-well-darling: alexawiless: rudegyalchina: based-bae: bluedoveyellowsun: I was born to see this video Oh my god When you drunk as fuck but your homie got you . Omg Omg Omg Oh my god
I’m still drunk as fuck. Happy 5:43 AM
So my roommate went out drinking last night and brought home a girl about 10 years older than him. They came back drunk as fuck at like 3 AM and I couldn’t go to sleep for at least 2 hours because they were being so loud, not to mention the lovely sounds
