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It’s time to confuse our genitals maybe for another round of… *game show music*TRAP OR NOT A TRAP Here we have another fox (albeit one that has the color scheme of a Doberman) binge drinking baby batter from glory holes. The question is, what
ponygfx: It’s time to confuse our genitals maybe for another round of… *game show music* TRAP OR NOT A TRAP Here we have another fox (albeit one that has the color scheme of a Doberman) binge drinking baby batter from glory holes. The question
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“Hey, I have the BEST idea! Let’s Write ‘Hi Mom, I’m Drunk!” on our ASSES and take a picture! Because in addition to her finding out about our problem drinking, it’s important that she knows we mock her when she’s
justfuckholes: jemmykity: Wow! That looks so fucking hot and tasty!! I need a drink like this, right now!! Any volunteers to help me quench my thirst? ;) <3 Mmmm such a nasty piss-slut….would love to do this to a whore…
tishlush: bigorintoxicatedcurves: tishlush: bigorintoxicatedcurves: damn, I wish they were in my room and drinking copious amounts of booze bring the booze and i’ll bring the boobs I’lll so do that. I’ve beaen drinking to big tiats all eveninga.
I think i have had one to many sips of my drink to talk intelligently and to be able to blog a sex/role play story now…lol…know that i am so wet…relaxing in my tub…and its not the water that i am talking about!;) life is too
I just had a message from one of my followers…the message said that he would love to kiss me long and hard…he might want to think twice about that…lol…I just got through drinking my morning power smoothie…spinach…
UroDisco, The Shape of Porn to Come: one more Crumb that highlights the drawing, subtlety and casual perversity so desperately needed in porn - and that could still be completed with a hint to him drinking her pee there… Where’s your head at?
amadaun23:You think “I’m brave and I’m crazy and I can drink”. But it’s really like “I can’t socially talk to people without having a stupid fake confidence that’s obnoxious”. You think it’s like truth serum, but it’s more like
//If I've RPed with you, there's a 99.99% chance that I've daydreamed about our RP.
Before each girls night out the ladies of Primrose Lane like to toss down a few drinks to get in the mood for some fun. They tell their hubbies that drinks are expensive at the high-class clubs they go to and it saves money. Their husbands are pleased
Anabelle and Bree Haze in ‘Home Service’ at VIPissy.comBree Haze decides that she needs some new curtains to stop her nosey neighbours from watching her pissy, wet fun. Anabelle arrives to do the work but soon finds herself being asked to
Dafne and Naomi in ‘Desire’ at VIPissy.comDafne and Naomi are established Pee Perverts, so when VIPissy managed to get these two girls together, you knew that it was going to be amazing.And it is!Naomi starts off by giving Dafne a full bladder
Francys Belle and Lexi Dona in ‘You & Me’ at VIPissy.comPee Pervert Lexi Dona and her girlfriend Frances Belle are dressed in matching white tank tops and denim hot pants. This pair are so eager to piss that they can’t even wait to strip
princestdiaries: I took my sister, wife, and daughter out on the boat today. It only took about 2 drinks to get their tops off and 2 drinks later we were down below the deck. Sorry, no pictures of that, I was a little busy ;)
bimbodreams: “Oh honey…” he sighed with sadness. “I told you never to drink from that bottle.” She didn’t seem to comprehend what he was saying. That was to be expected. He looked into his wife’s eyes. There was nothing
SkinnyVille Tip of the Day: Drinking hot water is a quick and easy way to a flat tummy. Just drink a minimun of one glass a day to work your way to that new bikini bod! XO, Thinspo101 http://thinspo-101.blogspot.com/
Once in the airport, Dong Woo dropped his passport on the floor. He bent down to pick it up with the hand that he was holding a drink with. He struggled a lot since he didn't want the drink to spill. The fans beside him then kindly reminded him he has
Imagine two friends spending the night and the host allows them to sleep on the top bunk of the bunk bed but that night that friend end up drinking to much soda that they soak the bed in there sleep, and it seeps into the mattress and drips down on to
fluffy-omorashi: Imagine two friends spending the night and the host allows them to sleep on the top bunk of the bunk bed but that night that friend end up drinking to much soda that they soak the bed in there sleep, and it seeps into the mattress and
fluffy-omorashi: Oh no!! You should drink water that gets rid of hiccups!!!-….. wait no!… cause you have to pee! So don’t drink water!!,….. but if you don’t drink water you won’t get rid of your hiccups and I’m sure having hiccups is hard
ohmyrashi: as someone who very much enjoys Mean™ omo, one of my fave tropes/tactics to use myself is faux-sympathy that is in fact designed to make things worse “aw, no wonder you need to pee, just think about how much you had to drink! allllll that
So I wasn’t even thinking of drinking tonight, UNTIL my dearly beloved dropped me a text telling me that her retarded sister’s closet gay boyfriend just asked her to marry him. Suffice to say we hate both of them for so many reasons and ridicule
Now that I’m finally home let the fun begin!! Also need to remember to get a new bottle of vodka, good thing I have plenty of other booze!! 😋 #drinks #belvedere #belvederevodka #surge #snow #snowstorm #noreaster
cuckoldselection: You blamed it on the drink that your wife had had at the party.But the truth is your wife does not need to drink to fuck other guys.
rambeaus: and tbh re: that steve mischaracterization drinking game post — there is really no reason to believe that tony is partic. openminded about homosexuality. i mean, the magical healing cock thing is bad enough but like, on a character level,
stormbornslytherin: partysoft: sassylash3s: misscrablicker: queercorn: TW: Alcohol, addiction I’m not saying that you shouldn’t drink alcohol. You can do whatever you want. But targeting the queer community for harmful products needs to stop.
incorrectelevenrosequotes: Rose: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Eleventh Doctor: Okay, but in my defense, the Ponds bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Rose: That’s not what I wanted to- you
ronaldwheasley: i love how when your drink goes down the wrong way and you start choking, people always tell you to have a drink to stop choking that is the whole reason why i am choking
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re drinking to get drunk, the drink that you’re drinking is getting drunk as well.
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
beaugarcon88: thecruelcowboy: dippinfan: id bend him over that counter and anally adjust his attitude I’d buy a ticket to that. I wanna drink his piss after a few drinks! He’s a fuckin tank
troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup of home and liquid love
dirtykarissa: I sooo love piss and all things pissing. I am a pisswhore. I need piss, to be pissed in and pissed on. Please let me taste and drink your piss! To crawl up to that heat, press my mouth against her and feel that stream shoot her hot piss
moosekingofhell: mydickisthealpha: laheyheyy: garbashians: I only drink juices that describe me idk where you are but here fabuloso is a brand of floor cleaner and you probably do not wan to drink that
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
mayfriend:marisatomay:the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23op i am holding your grandpa to this
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
a pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. it was supposedly invented by pythagoras of samos. it allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. if the user fills only to that
“Hey! Slow down there, young lady! You don’t need to drink all that wine,” said Mr. Crude.“But if I get really, really relaxed, you can do that thing you’ve been wanting to do to me, old man,” she replied.“I keep telling you – I don’t
the only way for me to drink this copious amount of water is to sip it forever ugghh I wish I was asleep >:/
wow this is probably the shittiest fucking birthday of my life let’s hope it doesn’t become a tradition to suck fucking asshole I’m downloading and watching Luther to hopefully feel better wowwowow what fucking bullshit
I need to hurry up and finish drawing these dicks because there is something I want to do that’s sfw or at the least nobody has their dangly bits out or in someone. I would hit up the energy drinks again to get em done but I like the roof of my
bigboobbasement: “Honey, can you go over to the bar and get me another drink? I want to talk to that guy over there. That bulge in his shorts looks enormous!”
thefalseorange replied to your post: last month to be seventeen :c don’t be so sad. 4 more years till drinking? that is in the US. sadly i am not a big fan of drinking (；▽；)
divinity-deos replied to your post: divinity-deos asked:YOU’RE ONLY 1…Fuckkk you I’m turning 21 in October you little baby dashheeeeeehehehehe
playfully–sadistic:My friends and I making sure that you drink enough, putting a bit too much alcohol in your drinks, so that you’re just able to giggle and look at us with glassy eyes when we start groping and undressing you. You always like
naked-yogi:As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. It’s funny because of how many people are so attached to alcohol as a social norm they think this statement means I’m against alcohol. I’m against irresponsible
